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Hey there you! Remember me?

No?

Perfect. You're not supposed to.

Do you have a name? Billie? Of course. That's... honestly perfect. Listen, Billie, it's been about a year since we released you back out of our tender care, and your former employer needs me to come out and confirm that you're still the brainless ditz they turned you into. And wow, were they ever thorough with you! You were a medical doctor. Can you believe that? I wouldn't if I hadn't seen the pictures.

Not that you're easy to recognize with all that trampy makeup on your face. And what's with the hoops? Honey, are you late to your corner for the night? The ditz hairdo, the just... everything. Wow. You have a 138 IQ. Not right now, obviously, but after they lift the stupid they put on you, yeah.

No, no, you're being punished. your intellect is going to keep slowly coming back over the next few years until they feel you've learned your lesson. Think of it as... reverse Flowers for Algernon. No? Don't know that one? Yeah. they probably didn't reprint that in Cosmo, did they?

Anyways. You clearly aren't faking this level of duncery. I'll see you in six months.

Oh, honey? By the way? You need glasses. that's why everything is so fuzzy.

Okay, sugarplum.

Bye bye for now.

Description
Hey there you! Remember me?

No?

Perfect. You're not supposed to.

Do you have a name? Billie? Of course. That's... honestly perfect. Listen, Billie, it's been about a year since we released you back out of our tender care, and your former employer needs me to come out and confirm that you're still the brainless ditz they turned you into. And wow, were they ever thorough with you! You were a medical doctor. Can you believe that? I wouldn't if I hadn't seen the pictures.

Not that you're easy to recognize with all that trampy makeup on your face. And what's with the hoops? Honey, are you late to your corner for the night? The ditz hairdo, the just... everything. Wow. You have a 138 IQ. Not right now, obviously, but after they lift the stupid they put on you, yeah.

No, no, you're being punished. your intellect is going to keep slowly coming back over the next few years until they feel you've learned your lesson. Think of it as... reverse Flowers for Algernon. No? Don't know that one? Yeah. they probably didn't reprint that in Cosmo, did they?

Anyways. You clearly aren't faking this level of duncery. I'll see you in six months.

Oh, honey? By the way? You need glasses. that's why everything is so fuzzy.

Okay, sugarplum.

Bye bye for now.