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Okay, so get this, brah.

The Women's Studies department had us sit through another presentation and did their silly spiral thing again. They were super mad about us having a good time as women, I think. So this time they were like "The patriarchy expects women to be nothing but wives and homemakers." and "That should bother you, even if the male gaze and patronizing treatment from toxic men doesn't!"

So we went to the salon yet again, and we were like yo, can you make us look like housewives so we can deal with the patriarchy?

Now the broads in the department won't even talk to us. I don't get chicks, man. We had to close the frat down too. We were going broke on salon visits.

Honestly though, thats okay. I'm thinking about dropping out. I was working on my MBA, but bro, I think I just want to get out there and get my MRS, you know? Find a husband to obey and stuff.

No homo though, it's just for the stability and wedded bliss and happiness and free beer. You get it.

Description
Okay, so get this, brah.

The Women's Studies department had us sit through another presentation and did their silly spiral thing again. They were super mad about us having a good time as women, I think. So this time they were like "The patriarchy expects women to be nothing but wives and homemakers." and "That should bother you, even if the male gaze and patronizing treatment from toxic men doesn't!"

So we went to the salon yet again, and we were like yo, can you make us look like housewives so we can deal with the patriarchy?

Now the broads in the department won't even talk to us. I don't get chicks, man. We had to close the frat down too. We were going broke on salon visits.

Honestly though, thats okay. I'm thinking about dropping out. I was working on my MBA, but bro, I think I just want to get out there and get my MRS, you know? Find a husband to obey and stuff.

No homo though, it's just for the stability and wedded bliss and happiness and free beer. You get it.