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: Daddy! *runs over*: Oh hey kiddo. What's up? Where are your sisters?
: They're inside helping Aunt May clean up the nursery. But I have a question for you.
: Of course. You can ask me anything. What's the question?
: Daddy where do Pokemon Eggs come from?
: *blushes profusely* U-Uh...
: You said I could ask you anything. Don't you know?
: *blushing hard* Y-Yeah but...um...oh geeze...
: *walks over* Hey boys. What's going on?
: Daddy's going to tell me where Pokemon Eggs come from! *grins*
: Ah. *chuckles at Pikachu's nervousness* I see.
: I-I think you might be too young buddy...
: Oh Pikachu I think it's fine. He's old enough to have "the talk". *chuckles* In fact, I was just going to talk to you about telling the kids this stuff.
: Yay! *smiles at Pikachu*
: *mouths "help me" to Glaceon*
: *giggles and winks* Sorry Pika. This is a father-son moment.
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I never got the talk i just figured it out from sitcomsΒ
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Did you already live it out ahead of time?
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I had no idea until it was explained to me.
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I was apparently a rare breed.
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I don't have a preference.
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I'll go with Lightning.
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(L): *waits for his dad to answer his question*
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: Well um...um you see...ah geeze...
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: Well...you see...w-when a girl Pokemon...a-and a boy Pokemon love each other v-very much...they...
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: Well they...um... *explains it as best he can*
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: *scratches his head nervously*
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(L): So that's where...PokΓ©mon eggs come from...?
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: ... *nods* You and your sisters were inside Mommy's tummy as eggs...
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(L): I see...so only female PokΓ©mon can lay eggs...
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(L): So if Sunlight and Flare mate with male PokΓ©mon, will they get pregnant as well?
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: *nods* Someday...but not until you're all much much older...
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(L): I thought we were since I am old enough to hear where eggs come from.
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: You're old enough to know what happens but you're not old enough to do it...it's for adults...
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: Trust me bud...it'll be better if you save it for someone you really love someday...
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(L): Alright then...is Mommy going to give the talk to my sisters?
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: Now...what do you say we go do something fun?
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