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Agrifex โ Of Lies and Cake
Published: 2011-11-09 00:57:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 6678; Favourites: 87; Downloads: 24
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The cake was a traitorous lie. A lie, I tell you!Meh. I can try my hand at comics.
No idea if it's any good, but I've been hankering to do one for years. Hope y'all enjoy. ^^
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LOOK WHAT I DID THERE HAW HAW HAW
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Posted here on Bols as a caption.
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Khorniest joke I've ever heard.
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Poor Guardsman.... I will inogerate his brave deed in the hall of fallen heroes.
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Fallen to CHAOS.
PURGE THE UNCLEAN.
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is there an emote to show dieing on the floor laughing? if there is, tell me so i can express how hard i am laughing.
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He is to his buddies, at least.
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High above the world of Peacarius (soon to be renamed SLAUGHTERBLOODDEATH), the World Eaters and Emperor's Children stood waiting aboard Angron's flagship "BLOOD AND MURDER YOU NAME THE BLOODY THING" as their primarchs held a conference for war. The people of Peacarius were a timid lot, not well informed in the ways of war, and had made the fatal error of suing for peace the very second Angron's ships had entered orbit. When Fulgrim arrived it was to find the World Eaters primarch trying to tape a nuclear warhead to his fists, but lacking the ability to do it one handed had meant that instead he'd been kicking drop-ships at the Peacarius capital and screaming into space.
The equerry of the World Eaters regarded the perfect array of troops resplendent in the golden aquila, and then his own men as they stood twitching and idly swinging their deactivated chain-axes at one another so they harmlessly bounced off each other's helmets. It was no secret that neither Legion got along, but the orders of their Emperor and their Warmaster were to be obeyed. Khรขrn let out a sigh, as he heard his Primarch storming down the hallways towards them.
"DAMNATION AND SKULLS" Angron cried out, kicking a bulkhead door open as he forced two screaming Remembrancers into his mouth and ate them, "WHY HAVE WE NOT LEFT YET EQUERRY?!"
"My lord. You destroyed all our landing craft trying to weld them together into a bigger landing craft" Khรขrn the Equerry answered. In response Angron began to headbutt the floor. Roused from their non-killing stupor, the other World Eaters began to do so as well. Again Khรขrn sighed. He wasn't sure he had enough yarn in stock to calm them all down.
"WELL UNTIL WE GET THE THRICE BLOOD DAMNED THINGS I'M GOING TO BE REARRANGING THE SKULL TROPHIES IN MY DAMNED TEN TIMES BLOOD MURDER BEDROOM" Angron screamed, before storming out. Seconds later there was an almighty crash, and the section of the ship that housed Angron could be seen making entry into the planet's atmosphere.
"Do not worry, equerry" Fulgrim spoke softly as he appeared inexplicably behind Khรขrn, "We will assist your primarch as best we can..."
Khรขrn was going to respond, but became distinctly aware of Fulgrim's tongue caressing his ear.
The Traitor Guardsman eyed each other nervously. They had asked Khรขrn to tell them another story about his time before the Horus Heresy, but after agreeing to do so, he had begun to sit there staring at the campfire. After a minute froth began to build up around his helmet's mouthpiece, and he crushed the skull he had been drinking from. Everyone was too terrified to move or say a word, each hoping for someone else to make the first move.
They were trapped there for weeks.
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1d4chan.org is amazing page. It has made me laugh on many occasions.
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D'oh!
The expression work is priceless! And that is either the most carefree guardsman I've ever seen, or the most clueless.
You gunna get it!
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Thank you for appreciating! Love when people enjoy it. ^^
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Cake, or Khorne-bread?
Either way, daps to you, bro. Keep 'em coming!
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I think I shall. It's fun. ^^
I don't have a lot of ideas, so if you've got any, I'd be glad to hear 'em.
One thing I'm good at, at least, is adapting things and warping them to make them...better is a strong word, but it'll do.
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greaterst , and dont eat that traitor guardsman, khan made it , you dont know what he made it of
note : the face of the arstante (the space marine ) was EPIC
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I'm starting to enjoy it a bunch meself. ^^
Thanks!
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Heh heh.
Glad I could inspire!
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pretty funny i may say. the title reminds me of a band(?) called : of mice and men. am i right?
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hehe.. havent heard of them acctually, but im lookign forward
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I wouldn't be surprised. ^^
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That cake is probably made from Imperial babies..
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The color looks suspiciouly innocent...
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The cake is a lie! A heretical lie!
Love it! Made me giggle
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Thanks a bunch! Happy to enjoy!
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lol why do cake forged out side the imperim of man taste so good
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Cake for the cake god. >:]
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So, so much win. >:]
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No problem! I love entertaining people. ^^
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And you're definitely good at it. )
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D'aww. you don't have to lie for me. ^^
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Oh, c'mon! ) Look into my honest eyes - they can't lie. ^___^
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HOW BOUT THESE NEW AND IMPROVED ONES
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