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Empyronaut In reply to McbridePublishing [2016-08-15 09:16:09 +0000 UTC]

indeed

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McbridePublishing In reply to Empyronaut [2016-08-15 21:03:17 +0000 UTC]

Honestly though with all the crap roaming around the 40K universe I feel that the response to even that would be "A squad of space marines had little worms burst out of their chests and now a bunch of big freaking xenos are killing people?  It must be Tuesday then."

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Empyronaut In reply to McbridePublishing [2016-08-15 21:11:21 +0000 UTC]

I guess so. I asked the question about this frightening thought in my description, but nobody gave a sheet. Mybe, because this was already discussed in the second Ultramarines novel, where the encounter a swarmship that is filled with astartes geenestealers, or maybe because the thughtis too frightening. I dunno. And the xenomorphs already managed to infest the navigators in "Prometheus" so I dunno if an astartes xenomorph holds any horror to most. BTW: Ever thought of a T-Rex Xenomorph? No? Look here:



How about a Starship Troopers bug xenomorph?



Damn, I love this site...

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McbridePublishing In reply to Empyronaut [2016-08-15 21:59:46 +0000 UTC]

With all the horrors of the 40K universe really the xenomorphs would hardly be the worst thing around. I mean we are talking about a universe with Tyranids, deamons, Necrons and thing like the Hukk.

Yea cool pic .

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Empyronaut In reply to dorenna [2016-07-14 19:53:47 +0000 UTC]

Since Aliens Ressurection, Ripley is an Alien mommy herself, so I guess she would kick their ass...

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dorenna In reply to Empyronaut [2016-07-14 20:06:03 +0000 UTC]

Yes but that is Ripley after the Gene stealers got to her.

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Empyronaut In reply to HelixApothecari [2016-07-12 11:00:11 +0000 UTC]

Just as planned...  

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HelixApothecari In reply to Empyronaut [2016-07-12 23:38:59 +0000 UTC]

*dons tinfoil hat*
Well, on that one mission my Apothecary decided to try and make Tyranid barbecue... Salamanders, always burninating everything that looks tasty.  

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Empyronaut In reply to HelixApothecari [2016-07-13 10:03:11 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmm.... Schwarmtyrant Kotelett und Gantenspeck. Mit Carnifexwurst und Rippermett auf Schwarzbrot.

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(kurzer Ausschnitt aus "Lindensektor" (Lindenstrasse 40k)

Gefreiter Werner: "Else! Schmeiss den Grill an! Bin zurück vom Kreuzzug!"

Else: "Mensch, du bist aber früh. War nix los in Ultramar heute, was?"

Gefreiter Werner: "Ach, kennste ja. Schwarmflotte hier, Word Bearers da, nix besonderes. Noch Bier da?"

Else: "Ja, Werner. Aber setz dich. Unser Sohn, der Frank. Er ist schwul, transsexuell, lesbisch, hat Aids, nimmt Drogen und ist zum Koran übergetreten..."

(zoom auf Werners schockiertes Gesicht, begleitet von dramatischen Soundeffekt "Dun-Dun-Duuuuun")

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HelixApothecari In reply to Empyronaut [2016-07-17 17:20:09 +0000 UTC]

Du solltest Drehbücher schreiben. (Ist es schlimm, daß ich jedes Mal loslache, wenn ich zu "zum Koran übergetreten" komme? Ist schon furchtbar, wenn das eigene Kind nicht mehr in die Bibel geht... oder so...)

'tschuldige für die späte Antwort, war auf einem Festival unterwegs und zu sehr mit Headbangen beschäftigt, um kreativ zu sein. Hat sich aber gelohnt  

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Empyronaut In reply to HelixApothecari [2016-07-17 17:52:28 +0000 UTC]

Ja, der koranische Terror ist schon wirklich eine schlimme Sache von diesen Koranisten des sog. "Koranischen Staates". (KS)

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HelixApothecari In reply to Empyronaut [2016-07-17 20:09:47 +0000 UTC]

Nicht zu verwechseln mit Koreanisten. Oder Komponisten.

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Empyronaut In reply to HelixApothecari [2016-07-17 20:43:39 +0000 UTC]

Oder Katholistikern oder Konfuzianologen. Ganz zu schweigen von Hinduianern.

Religion ist schwierich, weissu? Guht das ich so kluuk bin.  

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Empyronaut In reply to irongibb0n [2016-07-11 22:11:53 +0000 UTC]

The right term is "the most derpalicious"... 

Or in german: "Die Derpsten".  

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Empyronaut In reply to ragnar-thorson [2016-07-11 18:02:35 +0000 UTC]

Xenomorphs win. Stealing jeans doesn`t do shit against facehuggers.

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ragnar-thorson In reply to Empyronaut [2016-07-11 18:14:30 +0000 UTC]

Hard to fight without pants though

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Empyronaut In reply to ragnar-thorson [2016-07-11 18:17:59 +0000 UTC]

Xenomorphs adapt. They can fight in boxer shorts or thongs too.
(thinks:"Hmmmm....sexy xenomorphs in lingerie..." )

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ragnar-thorson In reply to Empyronaut [2016-07-11 18:58:03 +0000 UTC]

A truly terrifying thought.

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Empyronaut In reply to ragnar-thorson [2016-07-11 19:40:49 +0000 UTC]

I won`t link you any pics now (please do yourself and risk your mental health) but I know for a fact, that rule 34 is in full effect when it comes to xenomorphs.

I can tell this as a witness.

A xenomorph r34 veteran.

A survivor.

A broken mind.

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dorenna In reply to Empyronaut [2016-07-14 19:03:09 +0000 UTC]

Veteran of a 1000 psychic wars. BOC

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Empyronaut In reply to AgentJericho [2016-07-11 17:01:09 +0000 UTC]

Thank you...  

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AgentJericho In reply to Empyronaut [2016-07-11 17:04:04 +0000 UTC]

I love the alien saga !

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Empyronaut In reply to AgentJericho [2016-07-11 17:09:22 +0000 UTC]

My favourite (better: most beautiful) sci-fi creature. Giger was a genius. A perverted genius, but a genius.

Also:

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AgentJericho In reply to Empyronaut [2016-07-11 17:12:47 +0000 UTC]

Wao !

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Empyronaut In reply to AgentJericho [2016-07-11 17:19:34 +0000 UTC]

I`ll send a note in a few minutes...

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AgentJericho In reply to Empyronaut [2016-07-11 17:35:17 +0000 UTC]

I am not at home i ll see that later

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