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Published: 2016-11-09 08:08:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 3405; Favourites: 65; Downloads: 10
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Lol.
But no, they´re actually a share company and listed on the Tzeentch ExCHANGE Index on Warpstreet...
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Yeah, McDonalds is pretty chaotic XD.
They tempt the public into paying with their cash, their health, animals, and everyone's planet.
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Just flip the "M" and you know the truth. It´s "W" for "Warp".
Illuminati warpfuckery confirmed.
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... This is why I favor the local Burger Emperor. Deliciously pious and freshly cooked over sanctified flames by the Sisters of the Order of the Grill.
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Hope that's free of Khorne subsidies.
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"Burger Emperor - 100% mutantfree groxmeat"
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Amazing in both concept and execution! Great work, guys! and i love the description! lolz!
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going for a double laugh
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Slaanesh coming out of the kitchen, singing: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AwXKJ…
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Sometimes the obvious ones are the best
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Für mich den BigTzentch im Maximenü. Mit extra Nurglesoße zu den Fritten
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Slaanesh: "Hat hier jemand `Soße auf den Titten` gesagt?"
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Nein Slaanesh, sei nicht so ungezogen. Sonst bekommst du kein Kidsmenü
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ICHWILLICHWILLICHWILLICHWILLICHWILL......
*größter hysterischer Wutanfall aller Zeiten im Warp*
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Slaanesh, wenn du dich nicht benimmst, kommt der Imperator der Menschen und holt dich weg.
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Oh Menno.....
*verschränkt die Arme und schmollt*
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So ist es brav. Jetzt darfst du dir aussuchen was für ein MenschenMeal du haben möchtest.
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"Ich will aber ein Eldar-Eis! Nie krieg ich was ich will! Ihr seid alle doof!"
*rennt weg, wird drogenabhängig, prostituiert sich, fängt an zu ritzen und Gefallen am Leiden zu finden*
....und das, liebe Kinder, war die Geschichte vom unartigen Sascha Slaanesh.
Ende.
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Fastfood Ketten. Schuld an allem Übel dieser Welt
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Meh. Solange die Göre nicht zu Nurgle King geht und seinen Tripper verbreitet ist alles im Lack...
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Can i add an order of soul float with that please?
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Yes. Do you want to supersize it to extra heretical or keep it regularly sinful?
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The joke that demons are evil is so old it's not even funny, or true. But props on the clever names of the products, I guess.
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It hasn´t been my goal to portrait daemons as "evil". From my perspective, good and evil and morality in the first place are just individual beliefs and constructs of everyones psyche. And the 40k universe, that was originally created as something like a sci-fi parody of modern culture, has always come up with such references, that at some point, drove people that worshipped the lore as their gospel into a state of butthurt, that even Perturabo never showed in all the Heresy novels published until today.
When you read this out of this simple and meme-like pathetic picture I´ve done, then it´s just your projection and was not my intended goal. Slaanesh worshippers for example might view it (well, from some of them, I clearly got feedback, that they DO it in fact) as a simple parody or an ironic view on the nature of their favourite imaginary godlike entity. You know: Not very serious and stuff, right? Humor.
BTW: When most humorous attempts that are being made inside a community that you are at least watching, are becoming old to you, then maybe it´s the right time to either come up with new and fresh concepts or simply move on to something that doesn´t bore you.
But that´s just a thought of mine and I guess (because now I am using my own projecting superpowers) that this conversation will eventually escalate in an endless debatte about the same millions of points and lorefascism that I had to go through during the lat 20 years,in which I have just tried to enjoy this (#notreal ) universe.
Lights out, spot on! 3-2-1 aaaaand......
Edit: Havn´t we met before, old friend...?
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I don't think we have met before, no, I don't recall you. Unless that was a joke, then lol to you. I won't debate, as I see where you was going at, so it is I who apologize. Nice Hunger Games reference, i assume it is that because when I click I was directed to its fanart and base. Anyways, yes, I do apologize for it wasn't your aim, and I commented before realizing that. My own ignorance. I love how you type by the way, or in better terms write, its amusing and comical. Not in a bad way, but as in enjoyment. Have a good day XD
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Eh? Hunger Games whut?
*reading my rambling response again, searching for a link*
Oh...
I just wanted to do a "hashtag-notreal" to look like a smart and edgy guy. But as it turns out, it just transforms the term that´s following the sign into a link that searches DA for it. Damn, jokes on me I guess...
Excuse me just a second, please.
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*moments later at Deviantart HQ*
I: "Hey! You´re the guy that coded this site?"
Guy: "Yes, Why do y..."
I: "Thanks for making me look like a retard you fucking twatsucking cumdumpster!!!!"
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I´m back. Sorry, but I had to teach a pleb who´s in charge here...
I guess it´s my turn to apologize for the amount of butthurt I showed in my response to you yesterday.
I was doing the exact same thing that I whine about all day when I see others doing it: I took it too serious.
Thanks for the compliment. I guess we´ll meet again somewhere, sometime, somehow...
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I'll take some Cocaine Cola with that order too. Make it a large, I plan on having a very exciting night.
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*Serves you the coke, forces you to pour the 3 litre cup into you within 10 seconds with a waterpump*
That makes one soul, please. Tipping in form of some sacrificed virgins would be very appreciated. We all have demons to feed at home, Sir.
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*Meros reaches into a large trashbag he brought with him and hurls the body of a dead virgin over the counter. He then hands over a small coin, upon which reads '1 Soul Sterling'.*
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*bites the coin to see if it´s real*
Hmmmm.... Peppermint, my favou......WAIT A SECOND!!!
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Bye, sucker!
*makes a run for it*
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And people are wondering why the apothecary is not here to drink blood with us p___p
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Sorry, I only drink free-range blood.
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Come on, it's a total legit way to fight the Red Thirst. What could EVER GO WRONG.
*Knights of Blood waving in the background*
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"Hello Knights of Blood! Have fun trying to get the Inquisition to stop murdering you!"
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Thank you...
Maybe I should add a little more texture to some parts of it. Looks a bit flat, but at least the focus stays on the main stuff and punches harder...
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My pleasure. Always glad to see new stuff coming from you.
In my opinion, it looks good as is. Some highlights and light work could make it a little more 'pronounced', but it's not really necessary.
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Children's menu made with 100% real children.
Ork burgers for vegans.
Nurgle as the health inspector. Who better to spot any areas full of bacteria.
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