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AhstTraotee — 'Bonfire' (A Dark Souls Parody Song)
Published: 2013-10-29 03:51:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 455; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 0
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Parody of Maroon 5's "Payphone"I'm at a bonfire trying to collect
All of the souls I lost on you,
Praising the sun and having some fun while
Summoning a phantom or two.
Yeah, it, it's gettin' hard to remember,
The human I used to be,
Now I keep gettin' dismembered,
With no one here next to me.
For years nobody could change things,
But they're still willing to try.
And now the first flame has faded,
All of our hope has burned out...
I'm sparring with knights,
Now heading to Blight-
town, whoops, now I've died.
Still stuck by that tower,
Been here for an hour,
But the sunlight's power
Gives me hope inside...!
I'm at a bonfire trying to collect
All of the souls I lost on you,
Praising the sun and having some fun while
Summoning a phantom or two.
If only these Hollows did not exist,
I wouldn't be respawning here like this,
Call it an easy game, you're full of it,
Just go see Nito and contract Toxic...
Oh, I turned my back for a moment,
When I was in PvP,
A bundle of sticks impaled me,
With help from a cheap buddy.
From the Asylum to Darkroot,
The Undead shamble around,
We're wandering through the darkness,
And all of our hope has burned out...
I'm sparring with knights,
Now heading to Blight-
town, whoops, now I've died.
Still stuck by that tower,
Been here for an hour,
But the sunlight's power
Gives me hope inside...!
I'm at a bonfire trying to collect
All of the souls I lost on you,
Praising the sun and having some fun while
Summoning a phantom or two.
If only these Hollows did not exist,
I wouldn't be respawning here like this,
Call it an easy game, you're full of it,
Just go see Nito and contract Toxic...
Now I'm at a bonfire...
Ooooh, yeah, yeah...
It's time to kindle up,
Then I'll have my Estus all
Set to go,
I'll make it all the way
To Anor Londo,
With all my flasks I'll be
All set to goooooooo!
I'm at a bonfire trying to collect
All of the souls I lost on you,
Praising the sun and having some fun while
Summoning a phantom or two.
If only these Hollows did not exist,
I wouldn't be respawning here like this,
Call it an easy game, you're full of it,
Just go see Nito and contract Toxic...
Now I'm at a bonfire...
