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AhstTraotee — Halo Christmas Carols (REVAMPED)
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AhstTraotee's Halo Christmas Carols (ver 2.0)"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Countdown"
(to the tune of 'It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas')
It's beginning to look a lot like Countdown,
Campers by the lift!
Shoot across the map 'cuz I'm bored,
And somebody just took the sword...
Death is not the ideal holiday gift!
It's beginning to look a lot like Countdown,
And the shotgun's not here...(of course it's not!)
I wonder where it could be (click!),
Oh, it's right behind me.
And my imminent defeat is near...!
Head outside for cover, I just find another, who then shoots me right in the head,
A Spartan behind him just happens to find him, assassinates him and he's dead.
The sound of a grenade is heard and fills everyone with dread!
It's beginning to look a lot like Countdown,
When will this match finally end?
The leader's almost got 25,
Hey, over here! I'm still alive!
Wait, a black screen? What happened?
It's beginning to look a lot like Countdown,
Did he really just lag out?
The leader HAD to disconnect,
Oh well, my Armor Lock's here to protect,
That's what being a noob's all about!
It's beginning to look a lot like Countdown,
and that's what being a noob's all about!
"Jingle Bells"
(Do I REALLY have to put what this is to the tune of?)
Dashing through the snow,
In a broken-down Warthog,
Rolling down the hills,
Crashing through the fog!
A grav lift sends me up,
And I fly towards a tree,
The other team doesn't see it coming,
And I score a killing spree!
Oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Splattering all day,
Vehicular Manslaughter's only five more kills away,
Oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
What else can I say?
I'm the type who likes to be a Sunday Driver every day!
A match or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride,
And saw some squeaker noob
Was seated at my side.
With rockets in his hand,
I knew we'd surely die,
I hit the ramp, he pulls the trigger,
And we're launched towards the sky!
Oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
What is going on?
Now my Warthog's in two pieces and I'm waiting to respawn!
Oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
I hate being dead,
So next time I'll hitch a ride with the Recon guy instead!
Now all the Hogs are wrecked,
There's nothing I can do,
I'd just look for a Ghost,
But they're all broken too.
But with a little hope,
And a tiny ounce of faith,
I'll totally pwn all those noobs
With my brand-new shiny Wraith!
Oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Blowing up their base!
I can't wait to see the look on their team's collective face!
Oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
I can't help but grin,
At the medal I just got -
Extermination for the win!
"The Sniper Carol"
(To the tune of 'Deck the Halls')
Rack up kills with lots of no-scopes!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Fire a shot, and crush your foe's hopes!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Grab a rifle and shoot away,
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
And find victory for the day,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Campers sitting by the cliffside!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Sending headshot gifts this Yuletide!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Zoom in for another attack,
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Then get pummeled square in the back,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
