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Published: 2004-09-16 18:04:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 4103; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 246
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Description Well. It's true. It's not like the guy in a hat would lie about something like that. I mean, come on! He's a guy! In a hat!

Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…

---AK
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ??? [2015-01-08 01:19:43 +0000 UTC]

Maybe?

---AK

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meiyeezhu In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2015-01-08 01:32:07 +0000 UTC]

...We really need to stop putting him near burning drug stashes during war reports

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TALPHASETA [2009-04-07 11:07:06 +0000 UTC]

I watched a one hundred and fourteen year old video and they ALL wore hats!! So I guess that means everybody in the nineteenth century was trustworthy, lol!!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to TALPHASETA [2009-04-07 21:46:11 +0000 UTC]

You know it!

---AK

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TALPHASETA In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2009-04-08 09:23:45 +0000 UTC]

Slave owners DID NOT wear hats!! They were evil and NOT to be trusted!!

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BlueGreenGrey [2007-10-02 20:09:44 +0000 UTC]

Goth, everyone knows that you take those guys seriously! Especially when they tell you "I'm not Superman" after coming out of a phone booth that said hero just went in!

They ARE, aren't they?

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Anonymous543 [2007-08-17 06:59:48 +0000 UTC]

So very true.

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hellcatt20 [2007-05-07 13:58:20 +0000 UTC]

in a hat!!!!!!!!!!!!

then no, he wouldnt lie.
not lie, not him.
indeedly!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to hellcatt20 [2007-05-08 01:19:45 +0000 UTC]

I'd believe everything he says.

---AK

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hellcatt20 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2007-05-08 02:34:44 +0000 UTC]

oh i do i do
yay for man in hat!

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Reesa-chan [2007-01-30 16:13:36 +0000 UTC]

Yes. Yes they are.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Reesa-chan [2007-01-30 16:29:22 +0000 UTC]

Very much so.

---AK

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BadBadBabsyBrown [2006-10-04 05:17:41 +0000 UTC]

You need classy little addendums with explaination points like: Not a willy.

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stew1416 [2006-01-11 05:58:48 +0000 UTC]

when can you say that a person in a hat is lying... what?... smoking is good?.... well ur wearing a hat so i'll believe u... i'm not going smoke though, but i'll believe you

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SirMartin1 [2005-02-22 05:17:33 +0000 UTC]

not much of a news flash to me, or mick jagger or other great rock stars for that matter

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CuddlyDemon [2005-02-17 21:28:56 +0000 UTC]

If you can't trust a guy in a hat, who can you trust?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to CuddlyDemon [2005-02-18 02:12:27 +0000 UTC]

Certainly not someone who isn't wearing a hat!

---AK

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CuddlyDemon In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-02-18 03:18:43 +0000 UTC]

Most certainly!

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Evalyen [2005-02-17 10:12:02 +0000 UTC]

ahahaha true!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Evalyen [2005-02-17 16:14:27 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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sologuy [2005-02-17 00:06:35 +0000 UTC]

Yep! Who would one belive but a guy in a hat? Come on!!?

haha


Drunk drunk... what would life be without the wonders of drunkness?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to sologuy [2005-02-17 01:12:01 +0000 UTC]

The Guy in a Hat knows all. He's so very wise.

---AK

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sologuy In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-02-19 23:30:10 +0000 UTC]

wow... I really didn't make much sense at all that night... egh haha
I correct my typing there: Why wouldn't one...

haha!

Ah, yes... He must be wise

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Adrian27 [2005-02-16 22:41:53 +0000 UTC]

phallic?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Adrian27 [2005-02-17 01:11:23 +0000 UTC]

Looks like a penis.

---AK

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Adrian27 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-02-17 03:32:51 +0000 UTC]

ahhhh

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evildeadz [2005-02-16 20:11:15 +0000 UTC]

Men in hats are the reason phallic symbols were created. To compensaste for their true bald nature.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to evildeadz [2005-02-17 01:10:51 +0000 UTC]

Who says The Guy in a Hat is bald?

---AK

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evildeadz In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-02-17 01:30:54 +0000 UTC]

The hat.

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nightmareprince [2005-02-16 18:27:40 +0000 UTC]

Men in hats must always be trusted and yes, very phallic indeed, would like to see some more news flashes!

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STAREYe [2005-02-16 16:07:44 +0000 UTC]

XD

Is that Winslow, a genric guy with a hat, or Winslow pretending he's a guy in a hat?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to STAREYe [2005-02-16 16:30:24 +0000 UTC]

That is THE Guy in a Hat.

---AK

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STAREYe In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-02-17 17:03:57 +0000 UTC]

Wups, excuse me. I thought he was another one of his impersonators. Kinda like Elvis has.

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blue-violet [2005-02-16 09:29:24 +0000 UTC]

yourcomment made me laugh even more than the pic!!! u crack me up!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to blue-violet [2005-02-16 16:27:35 +0000 UTC]

That happens a lot...

---AK

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Ronald-MacK [2005-02-16 07:04:35 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha, brilliant!

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oceandrowning [2005-02-16 06:02:34 +0000 UTC]

"Does it look like I'm talking into a bunch of robot penises from down there?"

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to oceandrowning [2005-02-16 06:03:38 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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aseariel [2005-02-16 05:22:57 +0000 UTC]

so they do

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PensiveMoon [2005-01-22 01:31:42 +0000 UTC]

You know...I just now remembered what your style reminded me of.. O.o Calvin and Hobbes XD

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to PensiveMoon [2005-01-22 01:47:46 +0000 UTC]

I get that a lot.

---AK

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Neri-chan [2004-10-01 19:22:56 +0000 UTC]

Well...I never thought about microphones that wayO.o But yeah...he is right....he's a guy with a hat after all!

Thanks for making me laugh

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Neri-chan [2004-10-02 06:04:13 +0000 UTC]

Guys in hats are the authority on everything phallic. It's a fact.

---AK

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Neri-chan In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-10-06 19:17:12 +0000 UTC]

Yes, sure. I'll never again underestimate guys with hats......I shall obey their authority on phallic things now....O.o

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Zyphyer [2004-09-20 14:09:07 +0000 UTC]

makes me wonder about bon jovi and how he always seems to try and swallow the mic. steven tyler might be in trouble too.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Zyphyer [2004-09-20 17:16:35 +0000 UTC]

They repress a lot.

---AK

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hawaiian [2004-09-19 18:46:56 +0000 UTC]

Bwahaha it's even funnier now I know what phallic means, heh.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to hawaiian [2004-09-20 00:33:00 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha! Yes, vocabulary makes everything better

---AK

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animegurl65 [2004-09-18 07:23:46 +0000 UTC]

wow, this is great..especially since my friend an i had a conversation about this very thing a couple days ago
Ryanhr17: haha
Ryanhr17: i think mics are kinda creepy
Animegurl65: they're just phallic symbols. do phallic symbols make you uncomfortable?
Ryanhr17: um... yes? no? it is possible
Animegurl65: it's ok if they do.

.. o.o
i had to explain phallic symbols later..

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to animegurl65 [2004-09-19 05:56:12 +0000 UTC]

I think you just like saying the word "phallic." You can't fool me.

---AK

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