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Published: 2012-12-17 16:39:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 2914; Favourites: 71; Downloads: 26
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I’m contractually obligated to give Ben at least one punchline every year, and the easiest way to do that is by taking Winslow out of the picture entirely and letting Ben soak up the spotlight.I think Kate is really taking this the wrong way. She shouldn’t be concerned that Winslow proposed to the toaster and the fridge first. She should be concerned that the toaster and the fridge turned him down.
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This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, December 14th.
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---AK
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Comments: 42
I can't help feel bad for Winslow, but I'm glad the toaster and the fridge have their standards.
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They're high quality products, that's for sure.
---AK
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Did he try proposing to the washing machine yet? Those guys are desperate, you should see some of the appliances mine hooked up with.
In my defense, I TOLD it the stint with the computer wouldn't work out- he always moves on too fast.
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He must have old, reliable appliances then. Anything you buy today won't last you more than a year or two.
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Haha, reminds me of a joke I saw on a t-shirt yesterday. A toaster is saying to a piece of toast: "I want you inside me".
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I could sort of see Winslow and Kate working something out...It would be defective, but it could be construed as some kind of relationship.
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It would never work.
---AK
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I wonder how Kate feels about that 3 on her face.
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Pretty ambivalent, I imagine.
---AK
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Well, you know what they say. Once you go toaster, you can never go...uh...dang, I got nothing.
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I hope Winslow didn't try propossing to the garbage disposal.
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Not this time, no. I think if you try three times and fail three times, it's time to put your ring away and think about your life.
---AK
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Everyone knows that Fridges are frigid.
Toasters are hot!
Looks great.
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That's why the toaster was first!
---AK
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Well, I turn on my computer every morning!
*Computer rolls its monitors*
Would not cheat on my computer with a lesser appliance.
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Yeah, she's totally taking that news wrong. Though, I'm sure the toaster popped up a piece of toast with "No!" on it, and the Fridge spit out ice cubes in the shape of "No!" to respond to him.
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