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AK-Is-Harmless — Dear Ms. Hayek...
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Published: 2011-12-12 23:37:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 5983; Favourites: 126; Downloads: 51
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Now that Winslow has won a sizable (if undefined) amount of money with a winning lottery ticket ak-is-harmless.deviantart.com/… , it’s time to spend it! Money in the hands of Winslow is a potential danger. He’s just as likely to spend it on ham sandwiches, night vision goggles, and girlie mags as he is on stolen antiquities and doomsday devices. The option depicted here is a more responsible choice: hiring Salma Hayek to star in a movie is an investment, really. Just think of the money he could make with this thing!
One day, Salma Hayek will actually stumble upon this comic and write me a letter, flattered that a superstar such as myself would include her in one of my strips. And I’ll take that letter and hang it on my wall next to the similar letter I’m still waiting to receive from Neil Patrick Harris ak-is-harmless.deviantart.com/… . So Ms. Hayek, if you ever read this, please know that I hold you in the highest regard possible, and that the next two strips mentioning you are admittedly creepy. I apologize. Winslow is a creepy character to write for. You only have to say the word and I’ll draw a picture of you kicking Winslow in the face. He deserves it.
The idea for this one stems from a similar idea a friend of mine plans to carry out should he win the lottery. His idea, however, has a better shot at actually being made.
Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…
This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, December 9th.
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---AK
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One day Salma Hayek will read this comic. And send me a nice letter.
---AK
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Or a kick to the scrotum.
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Letters are easier to send. Thankfully.
---AK
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Maybe. But it's the thought that counts.
---AK
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Thank you.
---AK
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hahahaha! Amazing!! That's something I would do if I won the lottery too.
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It's a good plan.
---AK
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It seems I just figured out what I'm doing if I win the lottery...
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Me too. Already making plans.
---AK
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ahahahahaha adoreable! i know i couldn't resist winslow's offer.
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You're not a famous actress, unfortunately. They're tough.
---AK
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Got to be honest.....I'd totally watch that movie
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It's a moneymaker.
---AK
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*Is praying for a follow-up*
I didn't know that poaching dead bodies for winning lotto tickets was considered "winning" the lottery.
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It depends who's "winning."
And yes, there's a follow up. Several.
---AK
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gold and unicorn blood? by themselves not that funny,together,hilarious!
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It's all about finding the right combo.
---AK
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I know. Needs to happen.
---AK
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Now THAT'S a man who knows how to spend his money.
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Yeah, any dude willing to spend that kind of money on stationery is a high roller.
---AK
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I wonder if she'll accept? She'd be crazy not to.
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So, did Winslow use his own blood? As I recall, he is a unicorn. Or at least has a horn and rainbow-y unicorn magic.
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That was a temporary medical condition that was healed with some ointment.
---AK
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It's not that expensive to write in unicorn blood, so long as you're a good hunter.
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Naw, he bought it off the black market.
---AK
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Where'd he get the unicorn blood? Made a bet with Voldermort?
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Black market.
---AK
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Nice work! I hope Jessica Alba reads this as I haven't yet won the lottery, but I would like to book her for my movie.
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She's a lot cheaper.
---AK
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I lost it at "The film is called "Salma Hayek Walks Around My House in Lingerie.""
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I'd watch a movie called that in a heartbeat.
---AK
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