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Published: 2007-02-23 16:33:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 1517; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 10
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Description "Well, then." Edward Hyde looked down at the man on the street. "It seems we have a bit of a dilemma on our hands. I want to kill you, but for some reason, you find fault with this little activity. Now, how are we going to come to a conclusion?" Edward idly twirled his walking-stick as he paced. "At the moment, you are in a rather tight position. You can be a nuisance defending yourself, but the instant you drop your guard and try to get up-" he swung the heavy stick through the air.
"Crack. Pleasant for me, decidedly unpleasant for you."
"Please." The man was doing his best to stay calm, but he couldn't keep from trembling. "You have to let me go. You can't just kill someone out in the open."
"Oh, you'll find that I can. You should have stayed in your cozy Westminster flat." Edward grinned. "Or wherever you live. It certainly isn't here. What would a man of your standing be doing out in the dregs of society, anyway?"
This earned a glare. "My business is my own."
Edward gave the stick a jovial tap. "Quite right! That's the spirit. I could be convinced to let you live."
The man's ears perked at those words. "Convinced? How much do you want? I've twenty quid on me, but I could get more-"
Edward shook his head. "I don't need money. I've loads of the stuff already. What I need is a reason to let you go.”
The man stared up at Edward. "A reason to let me live? I'd be harder pressed to find a reason for you to kill me."
Edward looked annoyed. "We already have a reason to kill you: it would amuse me."
That was disconcerting. The man's brain fumbled. Dozens of pleas and arguments flooded his mind, but he shooed each away. The regular thoughts of intrinsic value and moral ideology would obviously prove futile. His assailant would kill him with no more regret and remorse than a man watching an opera. His death was little more than an evening's entertainment, This mind game little but an overture.
He watched Edward pace. When their eyes met, the killer grinned, as if to say "Take your time, we've all night."
What could you say to someone like this?


I don't normally write stuff for my deviations, but this little story popped into my head while I was drawing. It's got me thinking. What would I do in that man's place..?
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Comments: 40

onlyindreams145 [2011-04-19 04:32:11 +0000 UTC]

COOL

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AlexisRoyce In reply to onlyindreams145 [2011-04-19 10:42:11 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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onlyindreams145 In reply to AlexisRoyce [2011-04-20 17:40:06 +0000 UTC]

welcome

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ChristianBroadwayLvr [2009-04-09 02:01:22 +0000 UTC]

I'd say "Because I have your nose." And do the little hand thing.
"You kill me and I'll drop it in the gutter."
Then I'd run.
But seriously, great picture. (:

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AlexisRoyce In reply to ChristianBroadwayLvr [2009-04-09 03:04:58 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much!

Man, if you're holding his nose hostage, he's totally declawed. Safe!

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ChristianBroadwayLvr In reply to AlexisRoyce [2009-04-09 11:55:59 +0000 UTC]

Safe!
And in the morning, Henry Jekyll has an odd feeling that something is missing...hm...

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Chibi-nee-chan [2009-01-19 04:41:52 +0000 UTC]

I'd say, "What reason do I have for you to not really kill but kida kill in a way it really hurts about this far way 'Oh Glory!' I like pie, what about suicide? I don't like monkeys, >.< O3o?! Your mother is hamster, I'm the incedible Sulk! Don't get me angsty! XD ........... So, that's why."

But, I think Edward would kill me anyway. XD

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WhitewolfSpirit [2008-12-23 15:54:05 +0000 UTC]

I love this picture so much, I think I'm going to marry it. xD But, poor random rich man. Unless he thinks of something, he's going to end up looking a lot like what happens to a possum is when crossing the road. SPLAT. xD

Note: Wolf has nothing against possums. I in fact think they are cute. I just thought it would be a good analogy. No possums or random rich men were harmed in the making of this comment. *bows*

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AlexisRoyce In reply to WhitewolfSpirit [2008-12-24 02:53:47 +0000 UTC]

Ha! Excellent possum comment! No possums were killed in the making of this picture, but as for the other...well... we don't know.

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WhitewolfSpirit In reply to AlexisRoyce [2008-12-24 14:31:11 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps we could say the random rich man was magically sucked into a time travel portal, and was hurtling through time and space for a while, until he popped out in some random time.

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Poohbearlover42 [2008-02-21 21:50:53 +0000 UTC]

Wow! That was an amazing story to you tagged onto this picture! I really liked how you wrote it! Not to mention your background kicks the crap out of anything I could do!

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AlexisRoyce In reply to Poohbearlover42 [2008-02-21 22:51:31 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much, and double for the fav! I miss writing fics for Henry and Edward, so it felt great to write that.

I need to draw more backgrounds. I usually ignore them completely.

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victor-victim [2007-02-24 09:11:43 +0000 UTC]

Wow. I love the street scene. Your backgrounds are getting so much better. And I love it when you grayscale! Thumbs up!

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AlexisRoyce In reply to victor-victim [2007-02-24 14:10:54 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, and double for the fav!
I'm really happy with this background, too. ^_^ I worked hard on it.

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otherwise [2007-02-24 02:20:08 +0000 UTC]

If I were in that man's place, I'd try to think up something that would amuse Edward more than killing me. D: (And considering how drugged up I am on flu meds right now, that's a VERY LONG LIST of things that might amuse him.)

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AlexisRoyce In reply to otherwise [2007-02-24 14:15:31 +0000 UTC]

You win!
After long deliberation, that was my conclusion, too. The only way to get Edward to leave you alive is to show him a good time that doesn't involve your death.

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Beebo [2007-02-23 23:14:26 +0000 UTC]

I'd say something along the lines of..."Does Hyde want...Banana?!"

...Then he'd kill me.


Okay....I LOVE this picture! *super glomps it*

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Poohbearlover42 In reply to Beebo [2008-02-21 21:49:54 +0000 UTC]



That was sheer genius.

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AlexisRoyce In reply to Beebo [2007-02-24 14:17:22 +0000 UTC]

Banana! You'd die, but it would be a heroic death in my eyes.
Thanks, and double for the fav!

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Beebo In reply to AlexisRoyce [2007-02-24 18:56:45 +0000 UTC]

That's all that matters...according to most Gryffindors, at least.

....Maybe that wouldn't be so smart. *panics* Is it too late to send him a beer keg and some porn as an apology?

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Mizamour [2007-02-23 23:02:28 +0000 UTC]

I love his expression Hee Let's see... wow, I have no idea what he would say! Hmm.... *tres confuzled* And yep, I know I just mixed french and some illegitimate son of 13375p33k...

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AlexisRoyce In reply to Mizamour [2007-02-24 14:18:05 +0000 UTC]

*Flails* I've always wanted to do French l337! It would be the coolest...

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Mizamour In reply to AlexisRoyce [2007-02-24 17:13:48 +0000 UTC]

wheee! That would be amazing! 410r5, qu'357-c3 qu3 p45 c4? 4h... c'357 un r4m813! 7r35 813n!

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AlexisRoyce In reply to Mizamour [2007-02-24 17:24:44 +0000 UTC]

Oh my word. May I use that in my sig? That's wonderful and beautiful!

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Mizamour In reply to AlexisRoyce [2007-02-24 17:25:58 +0000 UTC]

haha, sure! yay!

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AlexisRoyce In reply to Mizamour [2007-02-24 17:26:24 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Rambert [2007-02-23 21:03:00 +0000 UTC]

AAAHHHH HOW CAN YOU NOT CONTINUE THIS. It's begging to be continued. I can hear it, trust me.

Oh, and I pictured Edward saying "Westminster"... and it made me feel a bit paranoid, for a split second there. *shifty eyes* lol

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AlexisRoyce In reply to Rambert [2007-02-23 21:48:41 +0000 UTC]

Heehee. That's the whole point. You don't know if he lives or dies. It all depends on if he can come up with something.
Thanks for the fav!

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Rambert In reply to AlexisRoyce [2007-02-23 21:56:52 +0000 UTC]

But... but... you just can't leave me hangin' like that!! *pouts*
lol

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AlexisRoyce In reply to Rambert [2007-02-23 22:04:18 +0000 UTC]

But that's the point. It's like Shrodinger's cat.

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Rambert In reply to AlexisRoyce [2007-02-24 17:31:34 +0000 UTC]

*whines* but you caaaaaaan't doooo thaaaaat... T.T

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ChibiSilverWings [2007-02-23 16:47:04 +0000 UTC]

hehe Edward's got a cute crazy grin. Hehe. Daw. Well I'm off to lunch. Poor guy though. I might say "I've got this Mew! I gotta train it! I MUST LIVEEEEEE! For the Mew!"

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AlexisRoyce In reply to ChibiSilverWings [2007-02-23 16:52:19 +0000 UTC]

Edward would be very confused, having no clue what a mew is. He'd probably think Pokemon battling was pretty cool, though. He'd let you go if you could get him a Nidorian or an Onyx.

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ChibiSilverWings In reply to AlexisRoyce [2007-02-23 16:59:23 +0000 UTC]

heeee. Dude? Lunch? Join me?

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AlexisRoyce In reply to ChibiSilverWings [2007-02-23 17:12:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh, that was an invite! *Facedesk*

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ChibiSilverWings In reply to AlexisRoyce [2007-02-23 21:07:01 +0000 UTC]

Don't put that desk on your face o.o It'll make the desk look bad!

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AlexisRoyce In reply to ChibiSilverWings [2007-02-23 21:47:41 +0000 UTC]

Ouch. My pride is shattered.

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ChibiSilverWings In reply to AlexisRoyce [2007-02-24 06:38:13 +0000 UTC]

What pride?

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NightShadow13 [2007-02-23 16:40:07 +0000 UTC]

I like the hands on this one!

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AlexisRoyce In reply to NightShadow13 [2007-02-23 16:46:45 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much! I'm actually pretty pleased with his grip, too. Slowly, but surely, hands are coming along...

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