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Published: 2015-05-31 02:55:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 6934; Favourites: 108; Downloads: 0
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You're to young to join the army Goldie!!! D:Next Part:Β
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Raven: PROBABLY?!! YOU'VE JUST GOT HER DAUGHTER ENLISTING FOR JOINING THE FRIGGING MILITARY AT THE AGE OF- What's her age again?
Dr. X: I believe perhaps less than the age of ten.
Raven: THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN HOW ROHAN CONSCRIPTED THEIR MEN AGAINST ISENGARD!!!
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She can't join the army when she's that young.Β
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Raven: WELL, ATTEMPTING TO ENLIST AT THAT AGE DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER EVEN IF SHE CAN'T, NOW DOES IT?!!
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At least she shows that she is passionete about what she wants to be.Β
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Raven: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT, CLAW-FACE.
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Why do you even come here. Why are you even here?Β
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Raven: You make it sound like I legitimately hate you.
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Because these comments you have posted makes it look and sounds like it.Β
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Raven: There's a fine line between genuine hatred and the desire to rip out your intestines and strangle you with them till your eyes turn a purplish blue, which doesn't even make any sense...... Well, that sentence went downhill real fast...
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your more evil than i am...no wait i already thought of 10 ways to kill people worse than that
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Raven: I've got, like, seventeen hundred different ways to hurt people, and only four of them include touching you.
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ohh trust me my mind is darker than i wish it was.
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Raven: Not dark enough, that's for sure.
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oh its dark enough alright
There is no lightΒ
life has no point
everything hurts in its own way
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Raven: Nah, it ain't.
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whatever you say i gtg anyway
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"probably"? She will if things go sour!
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wait your filly is going to join the army you must stop himΒ
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oh yea thank you very muchΒ
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Don't worry, she's to young, also I assume the equestrian army only accepts high school graduates, like the U.S. Army
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I hope the Service quickly yet kindly holds her off, and tell her when she can enlist.....
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He died by not beeing able to Have his Fun with his wife for 4 months.Β
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Hon kommer komma till Valhalla
Fan vilka mΓΆrka tankar jag har
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Ha ha ha, Odin ska inte ta henne Γ€n. XD
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You and what army.
Just ja... nvm
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Little Angel Alex Ghost: *Appears on Alex's left shoulder* You must stop Goldie from joining the army. Let her life in peace. Little Devil Alex Ghost: Let her join the army. It'll teach her some discipline.
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I think Goldie should decide over her own life.... but not until she gets old enough.Β
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Must say, I very much like the design on this armor. Especially the helmet, it actually looks like an effective helmet, which is rare for pony art. Very cool.
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So, what did you and Goldie do today?
Alex: *sighs* Well... we were shopping downtown and... now Goldie says she wants to be in The Army...
WHAT!!? What have you been telling her!!?
Alex: W-w-w-we saw an Army recruitment poster downtown... t-then she started asking questions, and I-
AND then you had to open your BIG, FAT mouth! DIDN'T you!!?
Alex: I.... Y-y-yes, dear...
Well, I'm gonna go talk some SENSE in that filly! She's gonna become a PACIFIST, and that's FINAL!
Alex: Y-y-yes, dear.
Goldie = G.I Jane.
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Alex: I am sorry love.... I did my best... ;w;
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No boom boom for you tonight, I think.
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Well, I mean she can be a royal guard. Instead of being a "Soldier" heh heh..right..?Β
-HITS WITH PAPER-Β
Β OW WHAT THE F***
Eh.still the same thing O-o
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Robbe: pssst, he kiddo. I heard you wanna join the army. Defend the world and such.Β
Goldie: who are you and... why are you talking so funny?Β
Robbe: ( Is litteraly everypony gonna mention my accent,dammitΒ ) "ahem". Who i am is not important (at the moment). What i can do for you however is important.Β
Goldie: Aaaamh, i schoulnd't talk to creepy, old, ugly ponies.Β
Robbe: I'm like 21 right nowΒ . Look, going straight toΒ business. right now you are too young to join theΒ military.Β
Goldie: ohΒ ...
Robbe: The army nothing for you anyway but if you really want to protect and defend."hand over phone card" use the phone over 7 or 8 year or so.Β
Alex: GOLDIE Β !!!
Robbe: Gotta go, take care of yourself kiddo.Β
Goldie: "looks at card" To serve and protectΒ
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Lynch: -Hits Robbed, with a bat- Really? scaring a kid like that?
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Aaah
Robbe: Who? me? Your the one who hits me with a baseball bat!
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I wou;dn't put your money on "probably". CX
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