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Published: 2011-09-04 17:17:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 39800; Favourites: 946; Downloads: 115
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Request for , Ezio is saving his life being chased by his numerous children.I'm not sure I can draw children well, so they are offscreen xD
Assassin's Creed (c) Ubisoft
Children (c) Ezio Auditore
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Problem is, Ezio had only two children by the end of his life. They actually hid from him as fun.
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Actually, condoms were invented back then. They were made of goat skin. Ezio has a brain, so I'm sure he had some sense to buy one and use it every time he had some 'fun'
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Casanova didn't use them (if I remember well a serious TV programme about him) because he didn't like how the sensation or something like the sensation of it the condom on his penis or something like that. Maybe Ezio felt the same way. And God knows they both spread their gametes in a lot of vaginas.
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Ezio : don't..look down..
Eagle : HEY CHILDREN!!!! HE IS HERE!!!!!!!
Ezio : NOPE!!! *runs away*
Children : DADDY!!!
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Sooo... parents have the copyright to their children now? XD
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Seems so. As of Ember: Flavia and Marcello (c) Ezio and Sofia
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poor Ezio, but this is what happens when you have *coughs* fun with ladies without protection
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I'm sure he had plenty of illegetimate children.
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EHEHEHEHEHEEE! That's so freaking cute xDDD I love this!!!!! SO SO SO FUNNY XD
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Children (c) Ezio? LOOOOOL
i see what you did there
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Ezio fucked whole Italia. Today every italian boy or girl would fit in the Animus, not only Desmond |D
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LMAO
you made me laugh at 3 am XD
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XDD thank you))
It's a shame Ubisoft showed only one of them) He could restore the Order only with his children)
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Yeah so true. 
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Ezio, this is why your not supposed to sleep with a woman until you're married; birth control/abortion doesn't work well until a bit before Desmond's time.
On the other hand, Des must find your life very...busy. And interresting.
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LOOOL Ezio's thousands of children and wives will never give up.
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He probably hopes that his kids haven't mastered Eagle Vision yet.....
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excellent question that is my friend... (Loved your comment made me laugh :3)
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Nevermind huge conspirations, strange devices and countless men out for his life. He doesn't even flinch at that. But his own kids have him curling up in fetal position. Ahh, the irony.
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I dread to think ><
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ΠΡΠΈΠΎ ΠΡΠΈΠΎ. ΠΡ ΠΈ Π²Π°ΡΠΈ ΠΆΠ΅Π½ΡΠΈΠ½ Ρ Π½ΠΈΠ·ΠΊΠΈΠΌΠΈ Π΄ΠΎΡ ΠΎΠ΄Π°ΠΌΠΈ ... I think I wrote that right.
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X) Good enough) Π’Ρ ΡΡΠΈΡΡ ΡΡΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ?)
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Π ΡΠΎΠΆΠ°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΈΡ ΠΠ΅Ρ. ΠΡΠ»ΠΎ Π±Ρ ΠΊΡΡΡΠΎ, Ρ ΠΎΡΡ
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thank you))
me too)) though I can easily imagine him among his precious novices, who are like children for him)
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I love your Altair and Malik drawings
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