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Published: 2011-05-15 17:17:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 34980; Favourites: 1167; Downloads: 202
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Artistic boom!Enjoying my free time until working life begins)
As always, AU, so two hands lol
It's omething happened a few days ago with my friend and me. She sometimes plays as Altair in RP, so I blame her for this)
And sorry for lineart only, I'm not in mood for coloring. May be later xP
Assassin's Creed (c) Ubisoft (damn you again, I have examinations soon!)
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yeah..
*spider in my room*
Normal Person- *kills it*
Me- OMGITSGONNAKILLMEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
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totally how I react haha
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Me- *calls Malik* HELPHELPHELPMESPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDER!!!!
Malik- Uhm.. no hehehehheheheh
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Oh my gosh, I've seen this pic billions of times, but I just now noticed that there's a templar cross on the car
LOL!!
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It also says 'helloImacar' on the plaque.
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well hello.. I'M A... Female.. person?
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I'm grinning so hard my jaw hurts. The joke SHOULD become old but it DOESN'T and this is HILARIOUS!
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I had a huge "awwwww" moment after seeing this
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Malik's probably trying not to laugh at Altair!! XD
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It took me a few moments to understand why Altair was sobbing about the water.
And then I remembered he can't swim.....
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whoah! i can't believe i actually survived that laughing! XD
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Lets be AC rp buddies
Im about to chew my left foot off for someone to rp AC with you dont even know xD
My skype is fancy.username feel free to add me qvq
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I'm sorry, but I already have a partner, I don't want to hurt her feelings
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You can't have more than one?
Strange. Also sad, I was looking for someone to roleplay with ;n;
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she'll be jealous, so no, sorry
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Eh, I understand.
Know anyone else who might need a partner?
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I'll roleplay! Derp!
#Foreveralone <------ Me
Uhm... later I'll make a pic and give u da link we can roleplay in the comments if you want.
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but altair ur body is made up of wat-
Malik : O_O SHUT UP!
Me : for a kiss~ XD *threating*
Malik : D:< wahhhh
Me : ohhhh altair let me tell u a fun fact about our bodies!~our bodies are made up of mostly wate-
Malik : FINE! *covers altairs eyes with his hand and kisses me*
Me : heheh i win~ Altair nevermind dear : D 
Altair : : O ty random lady i just met XD
( i have the most crazyed and evilest mind in the world -3- )
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even tho i dont ship them together i still love this picture
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Уи-и-и-и!))) Обожаю гидрофобию Альтаира и всё что с ней связано)))) Это шедевральный комикс!
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...... Hahahah xD This joke about Altair scared of/hating water never gets old .
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Poor Alty! I wonder why he's so scared of water?
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oh my gosh Altair looks like Nicolas Cage on top picture!
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"Helloimacar" LOL I want those plates on my car
<3
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Hahaaa - Malik's face in the last panel...priceless!
Also the first one is giving me feeeeelings. Even though it's not a special situation - that makes it so adorable.
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OvO aww thank you
I like these little displays of affection more then hot scenes
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And you do that very very well =3=
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Considering his vast abilities to stay afloat, I'd say a little hydrophobia is probably healthy...
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I like the car saying 'Heloi'macar' like get the hey-hey out of my way! haha
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I love the first panel where they hold hands!
Altair's really scared of water huh? lol
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Stoppit! Stoppit! I'm gonna be the idiot that died laughing~ XD XD I can't stop the laughter XD My siblings think I've gone (more) insane!! XD
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If I were do see that down the street I would so do this (fangirl style):
Me: *Pulls out phone and snaps photos.*
Malik: *death glare* 
Me: 
Malik and Altair: O.O
Me: What? You can’t deny that you guys look so cute in this!
Malik: *examines the photo and grins*
Altair:
Me: *gives back the phone* I’ll send you the pics to you too Altair. Since I just so happened to send myself both of yours’ contact info from Malik’s phone onto mine. 
After a long chase....
Malik: ALLAH DAMMIT!!! Where did that fan girl run off to! *Looks up* Altair! Do you see anything?
Altiar: *On the roof using eagle vision* Nope nothing.
Malik: We have to find her before she sends every AltMal fan girl our contact info.
*A loud car explosion is heard*
Altiar/Malik: *exchange O.O and quickly run to the crash site*
*The car is bursting into flaming with me standing proudly in front of it and the assassinated driver laying on the road*
Me: That’s what you get for what you did to poor Alty!! 
Malik: *grabs me by the collar and pulls me up to his enraged face* WHAT IN ALLAH’S NAME WERE YOU THINKING?!?! YOU JUST KILLED AN INNOCENT MAN!!!!! YOU FOOLISH NOVICE!!!!!
Me: 
Malik: That is not an excuse! “Stay your blade from the flesh of an innocent” That is the first Tenet of the Creed!
Me: WAHHH!!! 
Malik:
Altair: *Looks over the body* She’s right he is a Templar.
Malik: *Looks over his shoulder to clarify* Never mind then. Back to the matter at hand with our contact info.
Malik/Altair: *eyes turn back at me and find that I slipped out of Malik’s grip* O.O
Altair: What? She was just there?
Me: *Running down the street in full flight* Better luck next time boys! I’ll call you later! *blows a kiss and disappears into an alleyway*
Malik: 
Altair: *Walks up beside Malik and chuckles*
Malik: Malik: *glowers at Altair* I fail to see what’s so amusing.
Altair: You gotta say they are very supportive of us and not to mention interesting. *looks back at the crash site and Temple and gulps little* A bit scary but interesting.
Malik: *growls* Yeah and now we have to get new phone numbers for the second time this week.
Altair: *pouts* Can we at least wait till she sends me the pics?
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XDDD this is adorable!) you have a very good imagination! if only I have such ><
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*allahdammit stop bring out the fangirl in me with your awesome drawings 
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Me:...Um Alty?
Altaïr:...*lifts head*
Me: Not to butt in but, the tears you're shedding right now, the thing you drank before got outta house, pee which made you up in the middle of night and your damn proud blood that streams on your veins are also made of water, along the eighty percent of your body.
Altaïr: Q_Q ......BUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *bawls on Malik's shirt*
Malik: Way to go, you novice.
Me: Problem, Malik?
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=u= Trolling Alty is definitely something.
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my favourite entertainment
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