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"Booker why didn't we think of tha-""So help me Elizabeth I will destroy you if you finish that sentence."
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the moment they jumped off Songbird would have snatched them out of the sky
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I don't think parachutes back then weren't a aeronautic norm back in the early 1900s
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Actually, before polyester was invented, the only material that could be weaved tightly enough to make a reliable parachute was PURE silk. They were very expensive.
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If he did, he would've lost them because of when the flying machine thingy that brought Booker there's floor opened up, and that's why he lost his pistol,remember?
did you think about that?
no,no you didnt.
and i did.
your argument is invalid.
Β and Nightmare Bonnie hasΒ asthma?!?!?!!?!???!?!?!
Β and... Bready is here... well ima go now...
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I quit.*leaves*
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Not that it's a bad idea, but weren't they over the ocean? Also, it's not like he KNEW he was going into the sky so how could he have known?Β
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To those of you saying parachutes didn't exist yet, they were invented around the renaissance era.
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I don't think it would've been possible, even if they were crazy enough to do it there was still Songbird flying around.
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Luteces just took booker straight from his place and sent him to Colombia! He even didn't know he was being sent to sky!
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Except parachutes didn't exist in 1912...plus the Songbird would have ripped it before they reach halfway to the bottom.Β
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Stupid question: Did they even have parachutes in 1912? Or at least in large, recreational qualities? Β
Also wouldn't songbird rip them up?Β
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i don't think that would work
in the game their over the ocean i think
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Leonardo daVinci invented them in the 15th century. They just weren't used widely until Airborne Infantry was created.
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Also, you forget the tears... The founders were literally stealing ideas from other times/places... Also yeah Columbia did have parachutes... (You couldn't see it from the rocket you sent up, but if you listen carefully you can hear some parachutes open as you start drifting back down for a soft landing.) Now why they weren't widely used, I have no idea...
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He probably tried that at some point during the 122 attempts it took to rescue Elizabeth.
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122 attempts? was there somepoint in the ending i missed or something?
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It's not really confirmed, it's just a theory, but there's plenty of evidence to support it: In the lighthouse the clock is stuck on 1:22,Β the code to accessΒ the rocket chair is 1 2 2, the number ifΒ tallies in the "Heads" category of Robert's sign is 122. The number keeps showing up.Β
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Booker's face and reaction and the MUMF just sells it. XDDDDDD
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But he didn't know he was going to a flying city, so he wouldn't have known that he should've brought some.
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well see since Columbia Is always Moving(according to the story Cannon anyway) any Jump would put them in any one of the places listed on that map of a (possibly) predetermined flight path, plus without an altimeter it would be hard to judge when to pop the chute since too early and you go off course and too late and you don't slow enough to not die.
a better question to ask would be why aren't there any emergency 'chutes around Columbia in the event of danger?
or some smaller H-A Balloons?
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Actually the balloons that they use to suspend Columbia are more of a back up than anything else. Rosalind Lutece discovered a way to basically nullify gravity. To quote her twice (probably fumbled it somewhere).
"They called the particle a 'levitation particle', my particles don't levitate. Magicians levitate, mine simply don't come back down."
"If I could do it with an apple, then why not a human, if I could do it with a human, why not a city?"
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i dont think song bird would have allowed that lol
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Or steal any other Airship. They seem to be rather common. I doubt just the 'First lady' had navigation....
PROBLEM With the parachutes, depending on the location of Colombia when they jump, They may land over Water. And what do Booker and Water have in common??
We know he can't hold his breath for sht....
(yeah, or songbird would get them.... Cus he can fly and everything....)
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Yeah and let song bird kidnap her again on the way down and destroy the parachute letting booker be a flat pancake
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"Not a word, Elizabeth. Don't look at me. Don't breathe my air. Not a... fucking word."
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! Bookers face is hilarious!
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That's the reason I jump from the sides of columbia.
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He didn't even know the city existed he only knew he was supposed to meet some one in the light house.
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*SPOILER*well in reality the goal isn't to escape rapture, but to escape the universe which contains rapture.*SPOILER*
Plus they would have been shot out of the sky
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to be fair even if they did songbird would quite literally catch them in a few minutes
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Ya' hear that Lutece?! You transdimensional pair of creepy jerks!
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Silly Booker. The palm goes on your OWN face!
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booker didnΒ΄t even know where he was going at the begining of the game. but the idea is funny XD
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Could have saved himself some trouble too if he had just took Elizabeth to Paris to start with.
Maybe there's a AU where he did do that?
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To be fair, I don't think Booker was completely aware he was going up to a sky city. Also, the city was over the Atlantic at the time. I'm sure he wouldn't risk blind jumping into the Atlantic ocean without assurances that someone would pick him up. Obviously the Luteces are too caught up in their own little games to say, "Hey, we can go anywhere in time and space and could totally make sure you parachute onto a cruise liner." In fact, I think they pulled him right out of his house without really explaining anything to him. So, every plothole in the game can be blamed on the Luteces.
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If you think about it, you're right. The Lutece's are to blame for everything in the game.
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Shuuushhh the joke. Just enjoy the joke.
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0_0.........
....FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
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(Booker is parachuting down with Elizabeth)
Elizabeth: Why didn't we think of this before? I mean, we could've ..."
(Songbird appears out of nowhere)
Booker and Elizabeth: "AAAAHHHHH!!!"
Columbia. You can try to escape from us, but you can't escape Songbird.
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It's like Hotel California!
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"Welcome to the Hotel Columbia..."
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I enjoyed it. Just feel like pointing it out.
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