Comments: 57
waltz111 [2018-11-28 21:51:23 +0000 UTC]
CUnning and manipulativeness
need for stimulation
impulsivity
poor behavioral controls (sometimes)
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spamer921 [2018-07-26 13:54:10 +0000 UTC]
on come on slender if you can read that without eyes how can you not hear what happening right behind you?
because eyeless jack kills that guy just behind him,right?
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Ugio09090 [2018-07-03 19:43:23 +0000 UTC]
Juvenile delinquency
Failure to accept responsibility for one's own actions
Impulsiveness
Lack of realistic long term goals
early behavior problems
sexual promiscuity
poor behavioral controls
lack of empathy
lack of remorse or guilt
pathological lying (the one time I'm not lying...)
need for stimulation
glib and superficial charm
*Raises hand*
SHould I be worried??
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LostBrokenButFree [2018-05-26 22:31:39 +0000 UTC]
hahaha *raises hand* I check off:
-Need for stimulation
-Pathological lying
-Cunning and Manipulativeness
-Lack of remorse or guilt
-Shallow affect
-Callousness and lack of empathy
-Parasitic lifestyle
-Poor behavioral controls
-Early behavior problems
-Lack of realistic long-term goals
-Impulsivity
-Irresponsibility
So, a 12/20. A tad bit concerning, especially for a minor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ What's done is done
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DianaLilith [2017-11-05 00:44:06 +0000 UTC]
Early behavioral problems? Pathological liar? Sh*t.
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SoggyCroissant05 [2017-05-17 20:41:38 +0000 UTC]
PFFFFFFFFFTTTT RIGGGGGHT XD
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Rainpelt100 [2017-05-08 16:07:09 +0000 UTC]
It's funny because he probably doesn't act that way or feel those things when he's killing.
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TwoTailskunoichi [2017-03-04 06:42:14 +0000 UTC]
Slendy, I think you need to check on your senses. It's either that or you're being lazy and don't give a crap.
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NaraKartera In reply to Slendy098 [2018-06-23 16:22:33 +0000 UTC]
X,D I never would have thought of that.
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MeAko2326 [2017-03-01 15:51:23 +0000 UTC]
I like this one
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TetsuyaAki [2017-02-15 08:30:01 +0000 UTC]
LMAOOOOOO!! MARRY ME, EJ!!! XD (JUST KIDDING. O–O)
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Lugia20711 [2017-02-13 07:34:45 +0000 UTC]
Slender, not only do you need your eyes checked you are also going deaf!
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Vgreown In reply to Lugia20711 [2017-05-14 21:03:48 +0000 UTC]
He doesn't have eyes or ears so...
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Creepyzelderp [2017-02-13 03:05:17 +0000 UTC]
Yo! There's a community on Google+ for your Creepypasta Cafe! Right here
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Alloween In reply to Creepyzelderp [2017-02-14 08:11:13 +0000 UTC]
Wait what?
Google+ have such thing as a community?
Coool, I'll check it out XD
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TrinitytheFoxNinja [2017-02-12 20:34:40 +0000 UTC]
XD
This is perfect. I love how Slender doesn't notice a thing and when question, EJ just lies very casually.
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Kathe-Psycho-Pathic [2017-02-12 08:48:02 +0000 UTC]
OH MY GOD, SLENDER, HOW ON EARTH DID YOU NOT SEE THAT, MY GOD I THINK YOU NEED TO BORROW TRENDERMANS GLASSES XD XD XD
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Ikasproxy [2017-02-12 06:19:08 +0000 UTC]
XDDD
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Hoods2428 [2017-02-12 02:55:39 +0000 UTC]
XD haha
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IamRanya [2017-02-12 00:39:52 +0000 UTC]
Jack! How did you lie like that. XD
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Nika47777 [2017-02-11 23:44:23 +0000 UTC]
When I finally forgot a nightmare, it came back again. I don't want to die while sleeping. 😢
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Readeroffate [2017-02-11 23:27:45 +0000 UTC]
The perfect Uber driver
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BritneyMorgan [2017-02-11 23:18:36 +0000 UTC]
I distinctly remember having anger-management counseling in first grade. Does that count as "early behavior problems?"
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nexusknowhow [2017-02-11 22:56:29 +0000 UTC]
pfft-
That's hillarious
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PreciousKnightwalker [2017-02-11 22:47:31 +0000 UTC]
So I'm 50% psychopath.
We need a Hoody one.
And Slender interviewing himself in the mirror.
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Creepyzelderp [2017-02-11 22:43:45 +0000 UTC]
Jack! You liar! X'D
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ncalkins1 [2017-02-11 22:34:11 +0000 UTC]
pffft, Jack: Nope.
I hope Slender wasn't fooled. I'm pretty sure he can read minds. I never really understood why people would want to have that power. It'd be nice to know how people are feeling, and I suppose if you wanted to know what they were thinking it'd be nice, but I always thought of all the disturbing things I would hear. Eventually, I'd have to turn off that power. Though it'd be pretty good of you wanted to black mail someone.
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CreepyNightcoreDemon [2017-02-11 22:32:20 +0000 UTC]
Slendy. Do you not see the blood dripping from his-- Oh wait you don't.
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