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Published: 2018-07-28 09:49:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 34190; Favourites: 523; Downloads: 20
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Description There goes the Offenderman.
This is what you get when you mess with your boss.
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Zalgo's therapy: #1#2A Day of Slender PhD
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Comments: 38

PandaHeart14 [2023-03-06 20:33:30 +0000 UTC]

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LilCookieDinoKid [2018-11-27 00:03:56 +0000 UTC]

Sorry kids, there's no way to heal him. He's too sick.

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PureTrash69 [2018-11-20 05:39:12 +0000 UTC]

N: offender, stop hitting on your bother

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yokogreyword [2018-10-20 19:15:06 +0000 UTC]

1. This is crack of the finest quality and I LOVE it.
2. Do not introduce Offenderman to the monster fuckers over on Tumblr, for the love of all that is sacred!

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AngelaMadrid06 [2018-10-19 07:15:01 +0000 UTC]

yep we know....he's HOT
get it...see what i did-okay never mind...

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MinoriSubaki [2018-09-20 01:21:58 +0000 UTC]

By fire you mean like actual burning...?


Like raging, insane, bright blue methane flames?


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Anyone want a can of gasoline?

 

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IvyDarkRose [2018-09-06 17:01:36 +0000 UTC]

-facepalms- xD omg dying

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TenebraLux [2018-09-02 21:16:05 +0000 UTC]

I was wondering how he did even get the job xD.
You know your brother, Slender, it's not like you didn't know him or something lol!

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Fairydust07 [2018-08-10 12:58:26 +0000 UTC]

Quickest way to lose your job? Hostile work environment.   Tis no joke.   
Or, ya know, fail at seducing your boss who erroneously hired someone whose NAME is Offender for a reason.

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TheCreepyPastaGirls [2018-08-05 09:06:59 +0000 UTC]

hahah "you're fired!"

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Kaya78Shinozaki [2018-08-04 04:42:47 +0000 UTC]

Great. Now I need therapy for my head

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ncalkins1 [2018-08-01 03:20:56 +0000 UTC]

Fired

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LITATO [2018-07-29 14:25:19 +0000 UTC]

let's face it, everyone has that one Offenderman in their life.

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HEYYITZ In reply to LITATO [2018-08-03 04:59:51 +0000 UTC]

Yup i surely do

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iamecrivain13 [2018-07-29 10:17:30 +0000 UTC]

Ouch right in the face oh wait he has none 

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WinterSnowFL [2018-07-28 19:40:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god

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NoPotLeftBehind [2018-07-28 18:12:30 +0000 UTC]

Hit 'em with the FIRED

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ratowlhatescake [2018-07-28 18:11:16 +0000 UTC]

well, you did it! you made me laugh at Offenderman! that is very hard

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ratowlhatescake [2018-07-28 18:10:18 +0000 UTC]

pfft, oh god

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MadaraUchiha-Chan [2018-07-28 17:58:04 +0000 UTC]

*dies from laughter* 

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Gingine [2018-07-28 17:48:22 +0000 UTC]

 

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Sodermalm [2018-07-28 17:32:25 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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Alpha-Maia [2018-07-28 17:03:28 +0000 UTC]

Hehe

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HopeCvon [2018-07-28 16:13:35 +0000 UTC]

 

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AJZephyros [2018-07-28 14:21:55 +0000 UTC]

You're Fired. Yup that's about the size of it.

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SarahStine [2018-07-28 14:04:42 +0000 UTC]

Yes XD

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LifeThreadDeathAngel [2018-07-28 12:58:44 +0000 UTC]

I love how the woman walked off like nothing was happening. And, SlenderMan noticing Offender not listening.

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Kagerou-Azamuku [2018-07-28 12:37:59 +0000 UTC]

Why are you doing the "kabedon" on Slendy??? Just.... Wtf Offender.

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BLOOMTWIS [2018-07-28 10:59:38 +0000 UTC]

    idk but offender just doesn't fit to this system.. like bring and a savage wolf into a herd of sheeps and trying to train it to dog just doesn't  work  
amazing work btw   

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ZariaQuartz [2018-07-28 10:34:34 +0000 UTC]

This is great XD 

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CuteLittleLiar88 [2018-07-28 10:30:20 +0000 UTC]

I wheeze--

I wheeze so much xD

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Telephantom [2018-07-28 10:06:20 +0000 UTC]

I'd love to see Slender try to find out why Splendor is so happy. Love your work

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CheshyFloupy In reply to Telephantom [2018-07-28 17:04:42 +0000 UTC]

And then this happens:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=THS0fo…

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Alloween In reply to CheshyFloupy [2018-07-28 19:04:48 +0000 UTC]

This freaking awesome meme lol my god, i think i will do it

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Binouchetruc In reply to CheshyFloupy [2018-07-28 17:48:02 +0000 UTC]

Pls tell me what's happening in this video, it's blocked in my country I can't see it (*^*)

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CheshyFloupy In reply to Binouchetruc [2018-07-28 20:34:41 +0000 UTC]

It's a movie clip coming from a series, (i don't know the characters, but here's the conversation between them):

"You stay positive. You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?

-Well I'll tell you my secret sir!...[Darker atmosphere] I lie to myself. Every morning, when I wake up, I say 'Everything's going to be OK!'. But I'm lying. And I don't know how much longer I can do this... [Squeak, before coming back to happy atmosphere] Have a swell night, sir!"

(Sorry for my english x_x)

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Binouchetruc In reply to CheshyFloupy [2018-07-28 21:32:44 +0000 UTC]

Thx ! x)

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MolliWolf [2018-07-28 09:57:32 +0000 UTC]

Oh, wow... Just wow.
I love this.

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