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Published: 2017-07-13 02:04:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 742; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 5
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Okay, listen - honestly, favorite part of any Sunday mass is probably when the new, local, middle-aged Pastor with a Jesus-manbun and Texan oil rancher vintage golden aviator shades who pretty much came out of nowhere with two equally Buck Hughes channeling brothers and Lana Del Rey herself just casually takes off his goddamn shirt in the middle of the sermon to show his entire flock that he's actually fairly built and covered in tats and self-mutilation scars all while brandishing a fully loaded firearm and singlehandedly out-singing Billie Ray Cyrus all while posing behind a makeshift American flag. But, mainly the shirtlessness. Basically - I love Joseph Seed already for some reason. Long story short - I wanna fuck the Preacher and shit.
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I'll admit this: The Father is the most attractive villain out of the Far Cry franchise.
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I know you already mentioned it above, but his singing voice is just something else.Β
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Loved it. Β Β Β Honestly hoping that the final cut of the Far Cry 5 soundtrack comes with the full version of his rendition of Amazing Grace. Β Β I'll be so torn if it doesn't. Β Β
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That would be awesome. And record it to upload it on Spotify and iTunes
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You seem to be doing everything you can to get people to root for the psychotic, violence loving cult leader...and damned if it isn't working.Β
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Oh, you should've seen me back in 2015 when I first got in Far Cry 3 online.
Poor ol' Hoyt had nearly no fans (unlike Vaas) and then I started spamming up all the fanart, fanfics and imagines and then most people I know started crushing on said character. It was a mess. A damn good one, though.
Same thing's gonna happen to Joseph, most likely.Β Β Β
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Oh yes, Vaas was popular to an almost ridiculous degree. Don't get me wrong, I like Vaas, but people were fanboy/girling over him almost to the point of ignoring of pretty much everyone else, which was a shame because Far Cry 3 was loaded with good characters. Fortunately, that seems to have, mostly, blown over.
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Joseph: "I once was lost, but now I'm found"
Joseph and the Cults: "Was blind, but now I see!"
He is my father, but Vaas is my uncle XD and Pagan and Paul De Pleur are my bff's XD
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I find it to be a tradition for fans wanting to fuck the antangonists honestly
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Or mess around with them
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