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Alpha-Lonewolf β Hair cut cover up
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Published: 2018-09-05 16:56:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 673; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 0
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Blue: I swear dude, if you mess up my hair I will hunt you down and kill you.Red: Don't worry Blue, this hair cut is going to make you look manlier and you get it for free.
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Blue: Really? like a warrior-like pony tail or something.
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Red: In some places it looks like pony tails if you squint a bit.
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Blue: Give me a mirror.
Red: You know how I said before that you need a sexy hat to get girls?
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Red: It's better if you don't see.
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Iβll bet money that youβve made plenty of flesh wounds.
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Red: Some of them looked like vaginas.
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Pfft, I win my bet.
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Red: and the pieces of hair left look like pubic hair. XD
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Anyway, I said Iβd bet money and I won. How much have ya got? XD
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Red: All I got are bills from drinking. You can have those. XD
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Eeeh, Iβm good.
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Red: No problem. I always give them to Blue.
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There is more to life than just drinking, man.
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For you that is.
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Red: For a lot of guys.
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Yeah, no doubt.Β
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Red: So it's not just me. HA! Got ya there!
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I meant I believe you. Itβs obvious that many men are into that kind of thing.
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Red: Whatever, I'm still right.
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Anyway, I can still list many other things to prove that thereβs more to life than your two favorite things.
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Red: guns, sex, video games, porn, meeting ladies, money, and being awesome!
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I agree with the videogames and being awesome bits.
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Red: See I got more than two things to live for.
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I do too. I have movies, handsome men, heavy metal, horror amusement parks, anime, dogs, friends, and family.
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Dungeon and Dragons? 8D
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Red: Hell yeah!
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Donβt forget Alien vs Predator!
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Red: Pacific Rim! Giant aliens vs giant robots!
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Hehe, now weβre talkinβ action.
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Red: And destruction! Remember how I made a robot destroy an entire city? That was awesome!
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Uuuh, sure? How about we focus on something like...fighting evil?
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Red: How about when I messed up some evil guy's restaurant over a bowl of chow mien?
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Or when you and Blue went on a quest to find that sword?
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Red: Or when I killed a god.
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How about next you embark on a journey where you have to save the planets of the universe by stopping another Death Star?
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Red: Awesome, I'll just eat the last of Blue's burritos again.
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I thought instead of using killer gases, you should use killer vocals.
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Red: I was talking about just stealing his burritos to start another galactic war like last time.
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You know thereβs one going on right now, correct? Kylo Ren?
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Red: You mean the horse face?
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Red: What about him? I bet I can kick his ass.
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Most likely, all you need is a lightsaber and the force.
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Red: I've been saving up the force for the past hour.
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And now to put it to good use. XD
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Red: Fart Wars!
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Red: Wait... We don't even have a ship!
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Where can we find one?
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Red: I thought you would know.
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