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Alpha-Lonewolf — Stupid meets Moron
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Published: 2018-09-06 09:44:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 668; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 0
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Dude: Oh yeah, Well I can tell that setting myself on fire is the best way to get comfortably warm.Fifi: Fire is made of rock and playdoh from the hardware store
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Dude: That would be true if A equaled the slight difference of I before E except after C.I.A. of the I.O.U to the A.O.L.
Fifi: That means the center of a chestnut roasting on an open door can tell what is and what isn't mobile from a time machine to the birthday present brought by a Halloween turkey
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Dude: On the contrary, since martian men invaded little big planet by shaking Batman's foot in order to solve the ice cream nuts and sprinkles house of horses.
Fifi: The meaning of Batman is a baseball spinning around Pluto when he take Mickey out for a corn on the cob playground and Mr. Robotman sings Rudolf the blue nosed apricot.
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Dude: Sizes and the Bermuda pentagon sells fruit by buy's seashells for spaghetti plants that graduated college!
Fifi: Cookies are leading the universe to serve muffins as the queen of the doodle dimension ruled by the Amazon swamp desert!
Me: MAKE IT STOP! I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE! DON'T EVER ASK FOR ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!
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Alpha: You I can stand because you're not saying random shit that makes no sense at all.
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Aron: because I'm Peruvian.
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Alpha: No, because you don't act as stupid as Dude or Fifi.
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Aron: So I start like this? Hfjsnaf...!!!
(begins to levitate and begins to turn without stopping, approaching Dude and Fifi)
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Dude: So this is what clothes in the dryer feels like.
Fifi: WEE! I'm spinning like a triangle! tee hee.
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Dude: Doggy!
Fifi: Squeak, squeak! I'm an elephant, tee hee.
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Aron: And I'm a Peruvian and speak spanish! WHOOOO!!!
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Fifi: I'm a choo choo train, too. beep beep, tee hee.
Dude: I speak Dude-ish. :3
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Aron: Yupi, we are idiots!!!
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Dude: Not me, I'm a doofus.
Fifi: And I'm a Fifi. ^v^
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Aron: But we are the same!!! TEAM RETARDED :V!!!
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Dude: Ha, I'm a much better and dumber cartoon than you are.
Alpha:That doesn't even make any sense!
Fifi: Sandwich equals Colgate, tee hee.
Alpha: I really don't know what to say about that.
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Aron: I like Danks Memes. BOI!!!
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Fifi: Aww, why don't you dry them up with a towel?
Dude: She's not a boy, she's a stick. X3
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Aron: oh I just remembered something, my favorite song! (pulls out a radio)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4M8Op…
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Dude: Here's the best song ever. 
Fifi: No this one is. ^v^ www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVg4mx…
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Aron: Nah, I better keep up with the song that I put.
continue with the song that Aron added.
Aron: Come on Fifi, let's dance (he grabs Fifi's hand starts dancing stupidly meaningless)
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Fifi: Do a barrel roll, tee hee!
She pushed Aron over and rolled him across the ground.
Dude: This song is boring, let's listen to better music. *turns off Aron's music and plays the sounds of a record scratching at random.*
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Dude: Oh yeah this music really drops the beat.
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Aaron: do you mean electro music?
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Dude: No, turntable music. *Starts scratching the record on a turntable horribly without rhythm*
Fifi: I know this music, it's classical, tee hee.
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Aron: Yeah, you're right.
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Alpha: Fifi, you are all kinds of stupid.
Fifi: *gasps* Does that mean I have a bow and shoot arrows made of hearts?
Alpha: That's Cupid you moron!
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Aron: Oh, rather the arrows are made of cookies.
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Fifi: What's a cookie? :3
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Aron: this one! *throws a big cookie at Fifi's face*
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She eats it in one bite.
Fifi: Yummy, I wonder what that was.
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Fifi: I'm going to be a pokey man trainer! *Farts out a rainbow and flies away*
Dude: Ha! Mine are manly! *Farts our putrid gas to fly off.*
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Aron: Um, I do not have that ability, I know. * Start to remove Heavy from tf2 in Gmods *
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Alpha: See, you're not as stupid as they are.
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Aron: friend, I am 5% normal and 800% I am ultra idiot. Now yes, we go Putisbird to the infinite and beyond
Putisbird: Put put put.
(it leaves flying worse not at such speed)
Aron: Whohooo!!! that if it is maximum speed!!!
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Alpha: That isn't even 5% ultra idiot. At least you are making more sense than Fifi. I can't even start anything close to a few words that makes sense with her.
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Aron: I'm an idiot, but I do not get all my stupidity, now if I go with Fifi and Dude to a place that I do not know what. Fly Putisbird!!!! FLY!!!!
Putisbird: Put put !!! * starts flying, but it was not as fast as it seemed *
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Alpha: see, you talk normal right now. Not like Dude and Fifi who are the ultimate idiots.
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Aron: que como asi? AahheeeUUUUEEYYYYAAAHHA!!!!
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Alpha: I don't speak that language.
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Aron: Nah, that's the way it is. Now if I go to hell.
*disappears with Putisbird to the sky with Fifi and Dude*
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hurts the brain doesn't it?
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Yes, it's like their speaking in some kind of code.
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it hurts my brain even more thinking about that
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What do you think it means?
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to me it means they are stupid
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