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Published: 2012-09-05 21:56:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 13993; Favourites: 943; Downloads: 273
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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.
Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...
I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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haha, which episode did he say this? i don't think i saw it
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I never cared about The big bang theory, but that's brilliant XD
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So my friendship with the 8 year old kiddo nextdoor, the guy with autism from the care center, my dog and my dead friend will improve?
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Awkward moment when you're allergic to chocolate.
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I imagine it's more like adding lots of tabasco sauce or something.
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Not true, chocolate sprinkles ruined a lot of things. Even my relationships with people.
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that's wrong and I know it by experience. He told me to have sex and nothing was the same after he did. I felt deceived because he was a friend of mine fora very long time and I didn't understand why he told me that. One of his friends fell in love with me before he told me to do it and that only make me feel worse because he was betraying his own friend!. we finally went out, and the relationship with that friend went from bad to worse because he got angry with my boyfriend and my boyfriend hated (and still hate) him for what he said to me. In resume, with that proposition he only made me and my boyfriend suffer
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but chocolate sprinkles DO ruin ice cream... especially if its something like mango or already has pieces of chocolate in it...
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lol,these quotes are like peanuts,you can't just eat one...
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LOLLL I love this.
Though I do know sex CAN ruin friendships and families if you're not in sync belief wise, but this made me laugh.
XD thank you!
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Various things such as:
-If you are married and have children, but you have sex with your friend and your partner becomes angry/jealous (depending on the situation of course; whether they originally wouldn't mind or if it was a faithful relationship. It would def. bother the kids- and i'm sad to think people would do this in the first place with kids to think about)
-If your a teen and your parents find out and if they're strict they'll basically ruin you- well you ruined yourself I mean. Especially if you become pregnant blah blah.
-(AND I guess maybe you were thinking incest and things like that-- yeah, not even I am willing to think about that :/. But I'm sure the outcome ain't good at all...)
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You can't ruin friendship with sex?
Reeeeally?
Yes you can, and it's totally by far (most of the time) the fastest way to end a friendship in the worst way possible.
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This is the absolute worst analogy I've ever seen. Chocolate sprinkles don't have the capacity to make the ice cream awkward afterward.
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Neither does sex. It's all the SHAME that makes things awkward.
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But...not everyone likes chocolate sprinkles (or any sprinkles for that matter)
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First one u posted I disagree with I've seen how sex tears things apart I don't know from personal experience cause of personal reasons but I see it from watching it fall apart
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If it's not art, it don't belong here. Capiche?
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Anything can be considered art, even if the artist does not consider it art themselves.
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No, you're getting it confused. Going on MS paint and posting this and changing the font is not art.
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...And that's why DA is in such a shit state today.
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DA is shit because people do the same shit over and over. Like we all have the time to give a shit about shit we've seen on here a hundred fucking times before.
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DA's in such a shit state because of points and fandoms actually.
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I don't wish to be a frowny fudge, but I disagree. I just think if you have FWB then that kinda' ruins things IDK, I have a feeling so many people are imagining my head blwing up now O_o,
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Until you're supposed to be "just friends."
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This would have been funnier on Tumblr, or, you know, on a website that's not for original art.
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Nothing is original on this site. Everyone uses the same concepts just in different ways. Call it inspiration if you want, its the same fucking thing.
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At least it's better than taking someone else's picture or work and uploading it as your own. That's fucking annoying.
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Totally! That's even worse because you put yourself and someone else in a bad position.
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Wow, this isn't an obvious scam...
/sarcasm
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From what I see, it's because of the media. TV, music, Internet all tell you "If you have lots of sex, have lots of money, and are exceptionally good looking you are living the fine life." Which is utter bs.
Also, humans are just sexual creatures by nature. I guess it's culture, American's and other North Americans are a bit more open about their sexual lives than, let's say, India.
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I beg to differ, for in mine assessment 'tis nobbut a matter of morality: which separateth us from th' animal beings. Thiswise one hath th' ability to think by the mind in stead of one's loins. I dwell within Albion's shores greatly affect'd by the media, and yet at all costs shall I remain undeflower'd 'til connubialism. Moreabove I befortune to be irreligious.
Howsoever it be, from what I have seen atwixt th' American series, all of them are about immature sex. Perchance never shall I conprehend wherefore this saddening sooth prevaileth. I did like the Big Bang theory until it hath grown excessively sex-orient'd.
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