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Published: 2012-08-19 20:38:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 12403; Favourites: 488; Downloads: 106
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Description I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Comments: 34

vixensky [2017-07-19 18:22:25 +0000 UTC]

this is very accurate. My mum and boyfriend also agree

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UnholyPens [2015-04-20 23:04:40 +0000 UTC]

You know, I'm not sure whether or not I should show this to one of my friends who is a girl. XD

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Nocturnalsilverwolf [2013-01-28 14:23:58 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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StalkerForHire04 [2012-12-19 03:40:33 +0000 UTC]

I think it would be "men"

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JynxyChan [2012-12-17 19:46:59 +0000 UTC]

It's so sad that I'm a woman and I find this hilarious ^.^

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VeganREbel [2012-11-03 17:28:50 +0000 UTC]

and lesbians? And bises?

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Twocool935 [2012-09-15 03:56:29 +0000 UTC]

That's not true………...............
Okay, yes it is.

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Rxethecreature10 [2012-09-07 23:21:19 +0000 UTC]

Wow, just goes to show that the person that wrote this is an idiot. It's either 'a man' or 'men.'

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Zombiesfan2012 In reply to Rxethecreature10 [2012-12-15 00:53:32 +0000 UTC]

oh, and I suppose you've never made a little spelling mistake? I guess you're just one of those stuck up jerks who think they're perfect and cool when they're really just assholes...

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Rxethecreature10 In reply to Zombiesfan2012 [2012-12-16 17:13:03 +0000 UTC]

First of all, I am one of the most pleasant people that you can be around. I don't know how many people told me that yesterday.
Second of all, I was mocking the qoute because it offended me.
I'm far from an asshole, sweetie pie.

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Zombiesfan2012 In reply to Rxethecreature10 [2012-12-16 19:01:41 +0000 UTC]

pfff, Arrogant much?
And if it offended you leave it alone and find something else.

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Rxethecreature10 In reply to Zombiesfan2012 [2012-12-18 23:46:46 +0000 UTC]

No, I'm not arrogant. I just don't like you.
There's this thing called Freedom of Speech.

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vrupatel In reply to Rxethecreature10 [2012-09-08 02:56:59 +0000 UTC]

Was just about to say that. You beat me by three hours.

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Rxethecreature10 In reply to vrupatel [2012-09-08 05:00:23 +0000 UTC]

Well, I commend you for being the only other person to point that out.

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Myyourryn [2012-09-06 01:06:35 +0000 UTC]

Personally, no. But I'm sure it turns on some poor soul out there. You never know.

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Sedo-fun [2012-08-28 01:08:54 +0000 UTC]

*rollseyes* can't believe boobs are compared to puppies

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Myyourryn In reply to Sedo-fun [2012-09-04 23:57:47 +0000 UTC]

I can. Especially since there's so many nicknames for boobs. lol

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Sedo-fun In reply to Myyourryn [2012-09-05 20:58:43 +0000 UTC]

yeah but puppies?! srsly, does that turn you on?

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VaiGay158 [2012-08-27 18:14:15 +0000 UTC]

cant stop laughing )
Its awesome.

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Crater14X [2012-08-25 13:56:44 +0000 UTC]

True History.

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LaughingHeron [2012-08-20 20:01:45 +0000 UTC]

My husband totally agrees with this one, lol!

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Prof-Stein [2012-08-20 11:50:35 +0000 UTC]

So, so true. ^.^

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XxsilvixX [2012-08-20 11:23:28 +0000 UTC]

What the heck hahaha LOL XD

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bakagohome [2012-08-20 05:54:13 +0000 UTC]

lol that explains it.

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Twocool935 [2012-08-20 04:19:42 +0000 UTC]

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Sekrain [2012-08-20 03:29:27 +0000 UTC]

lol... you made my day

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Akuru-Kougasaki [2012-08-20 01:01:33 +0000 UTC]

I do agree on that one, my good sir.

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TheAverageCommenter [2012-08-20 00:39:30 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious

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heaven-is-lonely [2012-08-20 00:07:28 +0000 UTC]

What the heck?! lololololol...

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Swinbop [2012-08-19 23:14:22 +0000 UTC]

Indeed

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Milasery [2012-08-19 21:51:46 +0000 UTC]

haha

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augumon05 [2012-08-19 21:32:21 +0000 UTC]

great explanation of why we guys do that.

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Katrystolo [2012-08-19 21:23:40 +0000 UTC]

Oh, so very true...

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NekoNinja13 [2012-08-19 20:50:59 +0000 UTC]

lolololololololololololoolololol

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