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Description Quotes #46 | β€œWithout nipples, breasts would be pointless.”

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Comments: 75

XxCybertronxX [2014-04-18 22:54:22 +0000 UTC]

for all the pervs

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Jozilla877 [2014-01-05 23:45:27 +0000 UTC]

This is strangely true.

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hunterofthedark In reply to Jozilla877 [2014-05-15 21:58:06 +0000 UTC]

it certainly is ...

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redbule In reply to Jozilla877 [2014-02-18 05:36:16 +0000 UTC]

yeah it is ay akward

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raven-girl14 [2013-08-12 23:24:52 +0000 UTC]

lol

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jachamomile [2013-07-03 15:53:18 +0000 UTC]

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Uponbatishwings [2013-02-10 03:43:14 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha!

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Dragonrider1227 [2013-02-04 00:00:50 +0000 UTC]

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Acidbl00d [2013-02-03 21:20:49 +0000 UTC]

lol

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outmost433 [2013-01-30 00:19:45 +0000 UTC]

Trueww.

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DaGaoPump [2013-01-29 08:20:59 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!! xD

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DanDrazen [2013-01-28 14:15:05 +0000 UTC]

Ask Barbie.

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jachamomile In reply to DanDrazen [2013-07-03 15:54:03 +0000 UTC]

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P0KEM0NA In reply to DanDrazen [2013-02-04 01:56:59 +0000 UTC]

lol

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AmiMeito-chan In reply to DanDrazen [2013-02-03 06:01:38 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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TheGreenDragonGirl [2013-01-28 03:56:20 +0000 UTC]

"Pointless." Ha, ha.

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roller323 [2013-01-28 02:09:51 +0000 UTC]

tragically a true story

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IndescribablyMe [2013-01-28 00:00:29 +0000 UTC]

Dude, seriously? Crudely true.

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Degamer-EXE [2013-01-27 20:37:34 +0000 UTC]

no one could deny that logic

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Canankk [2013-01-27 19:23:50 +0000 UTC]

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NocturnalGazer [2013-01-27 18:38:47 +0000 UTC]

Ohh...I get it...

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dolphinattack [2013-01-27 18:36:34 +0000 UTC]

I don't want to be 'that guy'(im a girl actually) but...
people who suffer from breast cancer can actually lose their nipples in the process.
I know you probably didn't know that, but...some people could find this offensive.
Sorry.

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OtakuPowerBro In reply to dolphinattack [2013-01-27 18:41:30 +0000 UTC]

I think the quote means like... Without nipples, your boobs would be "point"less. Not like pointless as in useless but...as in pointy(?) xD

If you already understood that, then I'm sorry...

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dolphinattack In reply to OtakuPowerBro [2013-01-27 20:22:06 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I do get the joke, but it's still a play on words.
The quote is still saying that boobs would be pointless (as in serve no purpose) as well as not be pointy, otherwise it would just be stating that boobs aren't pointy without nipples...which we all know because it's a fact xD

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OtakuPowerBro In reply to dolphinattack [2013-01-27 21:26:29 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I see. I just took it to be that boobs wouldn't be pointy in general. But, I don't think it's intended to offend anyone, anyways.

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fusiondax In reply to OtakuPowerBro [2013-01-28 01:02:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh, pointy... I didn't realized it at first...

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SuperiorFeraligatr [2013-01-27 18:31:01 +0000 UTC]

Funny, and strangely true.

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RGB64 [2013-01-27 18:30:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm going to take this as a pun, even though there's some facts behind it (without nipples, there would be no way of breastfeeding).

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Sepia-Paper [2013-01-27 18:30:33 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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Sophillia In reply to Sepia-Paper [2013-01-28 01:44:39 +0000 UTC]

when you are first concieved everyone begins as a female. (not kidding.) Your father's gender related chromosomes tell your little zygote self shortly latter on if you will continue on that way or if you'll develop into a male. Nipples are on everyone as a "just in case you'll need 'em sort of thing, starting at the cellular level.

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Sepia-Paper In reply to Sophillia [2013-01-28 08:47:00 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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Sophillia In reply to Sepia-Paper [2013-01-28 16:29:48 +0000 UTC]

yep! xD we were all females at some point if you aren't now. Crazy.

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fusiondax In reply to Sepia-Paper [2013-01-28 01:05:08 +0000 UTC]

You know that the chemical difference between a man and a women is barely none? What define someone to be male of female is only settle by a tiny chemical difference. So we could say that mens are nearly womens and womens are nearly mans

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ilyluigi [2013-01-27 18:28:45 +0000 UTC]

pahahahha XD

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Elvanae [2013-01-27 18:27:18 +0000 UTC]

Haha! FUN

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nicolebaroudi [2013-01-27 18:20:34 +0000 UTC]

This is not art nor funny nor original. If you're going to do these pointless and stupid "quotes" please go elsewhere. I heard Facebook and tumblr are great for this...

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dolphinattack In reply to nicolebaroudi [2013-01-27 18:37:15 +0000 UTC]

No, it's just facebook where all this crap belongs.
I don't want tumblr to be cluttered with this nonsense lol

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OtakuPowerBro In reply to nicolebaroudi [2013-01-27 18:29:13 +0000 UTC]

I don't see a need for you to say this, because DA officials haven't done anything about it and ~Alpner has been on for quite the while. It is your own personal opinion that it's not funny and that it's pointless and stupid. Art? Oh, please. It's called Typography. Something you've probably never heard of. It's text-based images. Originality is also starting to get ignored in a world like this. Not many things, whether you think so or not, are original. Opinion stated; Argument finished.

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dolphinattack In reply to OtakuPowerBro [2013-01-27 20:30:02 +0000 UTC]

I do know what typography is, actually.
(I'm not sure if you meant to reply to the person I was replying to, or me, but I was just defending tumblr lol ;-
Typography is still a form of art, so you can't just say that because it's typography, it's okay for it to be dumb like this quote is.
When I come to DA, I come to see art and by art, I don't mean one media in particular, I just mean something that catches my eye, something with meaning, something beautiful or something I simply like. That's all I want, and this isn't any of those things. Also, I'm pretty sure this is already a joke. I honestly don't know why you're trying to defend the image or even the artist.

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OtakuPowerBro In reply to dolphinattack [2013-01-27 21:18:42 +0000 UTC]

I wasn't really trying to defend anybody. I just can't stand ignorant people going on about what they think is art or not. I admit, some people post crap like porn and such and I don't really want to see that. But if that's what they consider art to be, then so be it. Art is a form of expression on my eyes, as well as a form of having fun. So when someone says that something isn't art just because they don't think it is, I simply get mad.

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dolphinattack In reply to OtakuPowerBro [2013-01-27 21:53:30 +0000 UTC]

Well yeah if you want to be really anal about it and say that this quote is art, then go on to say that all things can be a form of art, go ahead. But honestly, It looks like absolutely no effort went into making this at all. I'm don't really care about whether it's 'art' or 'not art' because art can be anything and there's no point in continuing with that. The reason it's criticised is because it's just white text on a black background with an unintelligent joke, and it made the front page.

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nicolebaroudi In reply to OtakuPowerBro [2013-01-27 19:00:11 +0000 UTC]

Think what you like. I think that he's polluting the site with useless and immature "typography".

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Xena-Michele In reply to nicolebaroudi [2013-01-28 05:19:06 +0000 UTC]

And I think people pollute the site with porn, but the admins don't do shit about that. If you don't like it, then don't look or comment. Comments and views are what makes it popular. Don't want it to be popular? Then move along.

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TeaTimeTrance In reply to nicolebaroudi [2013-01-27 19:28:51 +0000 UTC]

like most of DA is porn and fan fiction, and emo-fags? There is a stereotype and opinion for everything, just sometimes, they are stupid opinions...

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OtakuPowerBro In reply to TeaTimeTrance [2013-01-27 19:34:31 +0000 UTC]

^^ Exactly~

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OtakuPowerBro In reply to nicolebaroudi [2013-01-27 19:24:08 +0000 UTC]

I'm finding what you said hypocritical. Because practically everything on DA is useless. Photography, painting, drawings, photo-manip, etc... What are people gonna use it for? To look at? To admire? To laugh? About a 1/3 of the stuff on DA are actually useful items such as Tutorials, references, and stocks. The other 2/3 are just "useless". What I'm trying to say, is that basically it's none of your fucking (excuse the choice of words) business what is posted on DA or what is considered art or not. If people like it, and it's not a rule-breaker, it's fine. Useless and immature is what make people have a laugh or a giggle now and then.

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AzureJass [2013-01-27 18:17:56 +0000 UTC]

Will it be a pun if I said "I don't see your point"?

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KlownyKritter [2013-01-27 18:17:12 +0000 UTC]

I see what you did there :3

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Transkitten [2013-01-27 18:15:16 +0000 UTC]

Aha, tis punny

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Tsumugi-Chan [2013-01-27 18:15:09 +0000 UTC]

it took me 5 minutes to get this x'D

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