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Description Quotes #48 | “I find reading poetry really inspires me to not read poetry.”

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Comments: 38

zortharg [2014-06-15 04:40:14 +0000 UTC]

I could say the same thing about listening to these motivational statements.

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redbule [2014-01-07 12:18:56 +0000 UTC]

lmao hahh

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divby0 [2013-05-21 21:07:44 +0000 UTC]

Really just a matter of finding the right poet.

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DragonArtist2454 [2013-02-13 01:27:47 +0000 UTC]

GRAMMAR POLICE!!! It's supposed to be, "not to read". NEVER SPLIT INFINITIVES!!!

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royalegrowl In reply to DragonArtist2454 [2013-05-21 14:57:26 +0000 UTC]

I was thinking that as I read it XD I just wasnt sure If I was right

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X-RX [2013-02-07 17:15:17 +0000 UTC]

Amazing

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quocorya [2013-02-05 21:59:19 +0000 UTC]

How poetic...

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Annusha [2013-02-03 23:22:02 +0000 UTC]

Am I the only one who thinks the structure of the sentence is a bit off?
This would have made more sense to me:
"Reading poetry really inspires me not to read poetry." OR
"I find reading poetry really inspiring; as it inspires me not to read poetry".

And for all those who find this offensive, it is not something to be taken seriously. I love poetry but I also appreciate someone who is expressing himself (Its not out rightly offensive anyway) . And "creative" self expression gets extra points.

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Kolaida In reply to Annusha [2013-02-04 02:17:57 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I agree, it didn't have the same "zing" as the others. Maybe because he finds poetry so uninspiring? LOL

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Nuei [2013-02-03 18:46:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh seriously, you dont simply write these kinds of things. This might be quite offensive for people who like reading. Dude, post a sentence IF it's funny or inspirational, not this. This is crap.

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Internet-Cancer In reply to Nuei [2013-02-03 20:32:07 +0000 UTC]


One does not simply write these things...

People who don't like a certain style of literature generally don't like reading it, and trying to read it only would make them dislike it more. How is that offensive?

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Nuei In reply to Internet-Cancer [2013-02-03 22:06:43 +0000 UTC]

Its a douchebag thing to say. Its ok not to like reading, i dont like it myself, but I'm ashamed of it and being dumb isnt something to brag about imo. The world is quite full of people who despise culture already, it's not cool to make a poster and advertise that.
Also, imagine it sai *insert your favorite type of art here* instead of poetry. I wouldn't laugh.

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Internet-Cancer In reply to Nuei [2013-02-04 04:50:48 +0000 UTC]

You're getting offended by someone sarcastically saying they don't like poetry?
And how is it dumb?
I can imagine any form of art inserted here and it would be funny. Yeah, it probably wouldn't be as funny, but it's an opinion. Someone will always disagree with you and someone will always be stupid, but pointing out any certain uninteresting instance is more or less petty and needless.

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Nuei In reply to Internet-Cancer [2013-02-05 14:43:11 +0000 UTC]

It's an opinion, so I wrote it down. I don't find it funny, interesting, inspirational or anything of use, on the contrary; good if you do.

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Internet-Cancer In reply to Nuei [2013-02-05 23:12:58 +0000 UTC]

You're expressing your opinion as if yours is superior.

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scorpio-bos In reply to Nuei [2013-02-03 19:07:04 +0000 UTC]

Well those people who find this offensive,shouldn't be here then?

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Nuei In reply to scorpio-bos [2013-02-03 21:59:26 +0000 UTC]

They are

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scorpio-bos In reply to Nuei [2013-02-04 11:32:55 +0000 UTC]

Well they shouldn't, people get offended by alot of things nowdays. What you want is censorship, it's funny how it's ok to draw Jesus, Mohammed and different political figures in embarrassing or stupid situations. Thats fun, but when it's something you like, it's not fun anymore. If you don't like the quote, move on? why waste time on it?

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Nuei In reply to scorpio-bos [2013-02-04 20:51:51 +0000 UTC]

If you don't like my comment move on too. Same thing. Opinions are to be had, I'm sorry if it bothers. I'm not that offended since I don't even like peotry, I just find out of place a mocking comment about a type of art on a website made for praising art.

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scorpio-bos In reply to Nuei [2013-02-04 22:03:46 +0000 UTC]

Im not offended though :/

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Cosmic--Chaos [2013-02-03 03:38:04 +0000 UTC]

Because you're an idiot who can't comprehend genuine art?

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YellowGrin [2013-02-03 02:49:24 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahaahh~~!!

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Merlavt [2013-01-28 17:47:05 +0000 UTC]

Brian Griffin's to blame for this

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machinegunbam1 [2013-01-28 16:30:12 +0000 UTC]

i atually like poetry a lot, but often this is just true!

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Wolf-Ninja001 [2013-01-28 16:04:29 +0000 UTC]

touche.

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StalkingCoco [2013-01-28 16:01:33 +0000 UTC]

Reads some Burns that'll cure you altogether.

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synax444 [2013-01-28 04:34:54 +0000 UTC]

THIS.

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Jalhan [2013-01-28 00:52:39 +0000 UTC]

Agree with this (so shoot me) I reprect poetry, but I hate reading it. I just don't see the point of it.

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Parasols [2013-01-27 22:31:05 +0000 UTC]

Poetry can be incredible. You're missing out on a whole world of art if you think this way.

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synax444 In reply to Parasols [2013-01-28 04:35:56 +0000 UTC]

It's mind blowing that you actually take this serious.

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Parasols In reply to synax444 [2013-01-28 13:42:30 +0000 UTC]

Well, I COULD have not taken it seriously and gone "blah blah this isn't art and doesn't belong on the front page", but that's pretty obvious.

What's actually mind blowing is that you cared enough about my comment to make a snarky remark about it and subtly insult my intelligence. Not very nice!

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Copperfrost [2013-01-27 18:46:21 +0000 UTC]

*decides not to say anything because she is a poet* :U

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LetThereBeApples In reply to Copperfrost [2013-01-27 19:10:06 +0000 UTC]

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Rollinlol95 [2013-01-27 18:25:06 +0000 UTC]

Depends on the poetry, some are really good/inspiring/interesting and some leaves you like (._.)

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Enyoiyourself In reply to Rollinlol95 [2013-02-06 01:06:30 +0000 UTC]

"That's not poetry, that's some straight motherfucking acapella hip-hop yo!" -Said somebody to me once

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KaixShadow [2013-01-27 18:14:52 +0000 UTC]

Eh

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synax444 In reply to KaixShadow [2013-01-28 04:38:22 +0000 UTC]

Have they made an antibiotic to get rid of you yet? I see you're still infecting the comment sections.

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KaixShadow In reply to synax444 [2013-01-28 13:06:02 +0000 UTC]

?

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