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Published: 2012-11-18 16:52:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 11784; Favourites: 638; Downloads: 1057
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Quotes #22 | “When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. Now I’m beginning to believe it.”After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...
New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]
The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]
About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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Comments: 49
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So sad but its true.
Obama bruh
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Not meaning to be racist in any way shape or form.
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Are You talking about G. Bush, or whaterver his name was? XD
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why wouldn't this belong on dA?! I wish I had met you sooner! I'm laughing my ass off at these!!
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Haha that's so funny I'm just so glad the election is all overnoe
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Pick ANY '3' POLITICIANS - Calling ONE of them the BEST - Is like calling MOE - The SMARTEST of the THREE STOOGES - LRW
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Wait wait wait, is that an opinion biased to neither/both Republicans nor Democrats?
IT EXISTS?!
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We are a rare breed...and we are lonely
Socially I'm a democrat, but financially I'm a republican. I have yet to see a candidate that doesn't remind me of a hollywood actor. I'd totally vote for Torrent from Hidden Empire if he was real.
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Imogen Heap once said that she made Hide and Seek (MMMMWATCHASAAAAAY) and George Bush's reaction to 9/11 (can't remember, either inspired her to or reminded her of the reason she made the song).
Personally, even though I'm not American, I feel like they just had the Presidents in the wrong order.
Had the democrats legalized everything first then had the Republicans take over (pardon my lack of knowledge of politics), I think it might be better.
But hey, it all comes down to who you think is the better President.
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I don't see any difference between a presidential debate and two pop stars duking it out.
I'd be nice if the democrats could legalize pot, put a cap on religious nut jobs, and stop all the gay bashing and other hate topics. Afterwards, the republicans can actually do smart things with money and keep the economy from collapsing.
The recession was cause by stupid people taking to many loans, and the banks encouraging it to happen with even less financially responsible people. All this shit happened during Clinton's terms, and yet everyone blames Bush.
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If there is one thing I can learn from the Internet that is not copypasta, it's you.
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Then allow for me to teach you the magic of friendship!! 
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WHAT THE SHIT.
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD JUST DIRECT ME TO A PONY VIDEO BUT THIS...
HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY TEACHES YOU ABOUT THE COMMUNITY OF MLP AND NOT THAT THEY'RE GOOD OR BAD.
HERMEAUS MORA THE DAEDRIC PRINCE OF KNOWLEDGE AND MEMORY I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING BEHIND THAT ACCOUNT.
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oh yeah, that was a good quote.
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And then Obama killed bin Laden.
It can take more than one President to set things right.
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I work part time with hentai comics to give them inspiration
This ones a little outdated, but it gives an informative neutral look at the origin of the bronies. [link]
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Mmmmkay.
Wow, first I direct 9/11 and 3ft walls to ponies. Now I direct Presidents to ponies.
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everything leads to ponies my friend.
how the hell did 9/11 lead to it?
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It was a discussion on a different quote about 3ft walls and 9/11
Then I shifted to Trolls, then Taroulelion (The Legendary Super Troll) who happens to hate ponies.
There. See that? I put ponies at the end of the sentence.
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