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Description Quotes #34 | β€œIf someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

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The old "finished" collection
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Comments: 44

zortharg [2014-06-15 04:41:57 +0000 UTC]

No, but if he rapes himself, it's only masturbation.

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GiRLSTITCHlOVeR [2014-04-12 12:53:08 +0000 UTC]

I can try answer this since I have DID, the thing is, it all depends on which personality is in control at the time and if they know existence of the other personalities, an example would be Vic, she's rude as damn and said that for her it would count as a hostage situation, since she knows all the personalities, whereas Kuna, he doesn't know that the others are other personas, he thinks that they're other humans and would only call it suicide. Then there's Ridan who would say that it all depends on how they say it;

'Don't come closer or else!'

Would be be a hostage situation. If the person was saying something like;

'I'm going to kill myself.'Β 

Then it would be intended suicide, don't trust everything I stated because this is only what myself and a few of my personas are guessing.

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Fandomcraziness1 [2013-11-12 19:10:46 +0000 UTC]

I don't know if I should laugh at this or not because it's pretty damn sad

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ZombieKiller52 [2013-11-02 03:30:44 +0000 UTC]

GoodΒ question

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Solar-S-Shift [2013-06-09 02:25:58 +0000 UTC]

Good question!

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xMaxine10x [2013-05-13 23:27:12 +0000 UTC]

I never thought of it that way. FIVE MINUTES LATER. *holds head tightly with hands* MY BRAIN!!!!! IT HURTS!!!

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Blackpelt343 [2013-05-03 11:07:50 +0000 UTC]

thats actually a good question

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ShadowRx [2013-03-02 03:11:06 +0000 UTC]

If you live in New Mexico, then yes. About 15 years ago they closed Highway NM-285 ( which gets enough traffic to warrant an Interstate ) because a man was on the side of the road, in his car, holding a gun to his head. They kept the road closed for six hours while they negotiated with him.

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SpiderTrekfan616 [2013-02-10 05:32:43 +0000 UTC]

That's actually a very legitimate question, because people with Dissocative Identity Disorder can have more then one "alter" as they're called so you never know how many Personalities you're dealing with, It could be 10, or it could be no more then 3.

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ShadowRx In reply to SpiderTrekfan616 [2013-03-02 03:14:50 +0000 UTC]

I've heard that in some cases, physical traits like allergies and scarring may present only while certain personalities are dominant.

I'd like to find more research on that; the implications are impressive to say the least.

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Mike39201 [2013-02-09 17:09:37 +0000 UTC]

My precious...

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Racingalien3 In reply to Mike39201 [2014-02-11 04:08:39 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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rstoker2017 [2013-02-08 13:46:31 +0000 UTC]

YES. YES IT IS. BI

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AnneLea [2013-02-05 20:33:32 +0000 UTC]

lol, my husband shrugged. He's MPD and can't even answer that one!

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vinsulalee [2013-02-04 06:10:52 +0000 UTC]

See the movie "The Ward", directed by Guillermo del Toro, and make that judgment for yourself.

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YellowGrin [2013-02-04 04:57:07 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious!!! XD

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roller323 [2013-01-28 02:20:40 +0000 UTC]

hmmm thats a very good question.

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PrincessCereza [2013-01-28 02:04:46 +0000 UTC]

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taythebloodlust [2013-01-27 20:15:30 +0000 UTC]

I saw a movie like that once...the only reason i remembered was because of the hostage situation.

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IndescribablyMe [2013-01-24 20:21:16 +0000 UTC]

Is it?

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UltimateSketchQueen [2013-01-22 21:37:47 +0000 UTC]

Haaahhhhhh
That's hilarious. Forget what other people are saying; who are they to say your art (even if it is just words to make people chuckle or think) doesn't belong on deviantART, a website made to celebrate and promote art of all sorts?
Those could just as easily be the same people using bases. Before a debate starts on that-- I dunno
Is it a hostage situation? Is it murder? D:

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Delicatestrength [2013-01-14 01:04:09 +0000 UTC]

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dreamseeker82 [2013-01-10 12:58:35 +0000 UTC]

Is it just me or are the letters quivering like a mirage at the point you look at?...

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CloudSpawner [2012-12-31 17:12:23 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha the best xD

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mrs-antichrist [2012-12-29 15:49:55 +0000 UTC]

Lol , this is so mean , but also so funny XD

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shyvampiress1997 [2012-12-28 19:55:08 +0000 UTC]

This is a very serious thing! But still...it makes me wonder...

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Shijou4U [2012-12-28 00:56:51 +0000 UTC]

This is the best quote I've read this year, other than the haiku one.

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MavenLin [2012-12-27 16:43:29 +0000 UTC]

XD LOL that's terrible but so funny too!!

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toasterover [2012-12-27 16:39:25 +0000 UTC]

This sounds like something Philosoraptor would say.

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SinisterSorrows [2012-12-27 07:31:10 +0000 UTC]

Not if it's the original. If it's one of the alternates then yes.

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Chance-Random [2012-12-27 02:39:34 +0000 UTC]

And if they go through with it.... is it suicide or mass murder?

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SpiderTrekfan616 In reply to Chance-Random [2013-02-10 05:34:38 +0000 UTC]

Another very legitimate question.

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StevenSWM [2012-12-26 21:32:09 +0000 UTC]

If they start talking about ransom or a list of demands then I would consider it so!

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GhostRain1412 [2012-12-26 21:00:16 +0000 UTC]

My cuz said no.

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airagorncharda [2012-12-26 20:54:31 +0000 UTC]

If handled correctly, yes.

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FunkyMonkey19 [2012-12-26 20:26:37 +0000 UTC]

Nice!

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PyrianAssassin [2012-12-26 19:43:56 +0000 UTC]

Yeah it would,I think..also can you do one for me?

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Kevdraws223 [2012-12-26 18:55:14 +0000 UTC]

not if they all agree on it XD

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maddieLfishy [2012-12-26 16:52:11 +0000 UTC]

o___o only if the other personality doesn't want to die.... >___> but if they do and the other other personality doesn't want them to die, then it could be a rescue mission that the rescuie doesn't want to happen...


I know a little too much about this from my own experience ^__^

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thelastlonewolf [2012-12-26 16:23:08 +0000 UTC]

watched an episode of criminal minds...this happened and yes it was.

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PropertyofLamb [2012-12-26 15:02:02 +0000 UTC]

I never thought of it that way. Nicely put!

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Devanmon [2012-12-26 15:01:08 +0000 UTC]

Could be a massive suicide situation as well.

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d-a-eackors [2012-12-26 14:15:02 +0000 UTC]

No, it's not a hostage situation, but you should call internal affairs just in case.....

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redambrosia [2012-12-26 13:47:14 +0000 UTC]

:lmao;

yes

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