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Description Quotes #19 | “Killing people may be illegal, but then again, so is the music on your iPod”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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Comments: 96

LegateHernandez [2015-07-24 21:15:03 +0000 UTC]

me and my friends were like  

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inu4 [2013-06-10 18:52:51 +0000 UTC]

so true...

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AnimeDoaDoa [2013-05-21 00:48:12 +0000 UTC]

i dont get it....

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ItsDans In reply to AnimeDoaDoa [2013-12-05 10:42:13 +0000 UTC]

because you download music without buying it 1st

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crossCatastrophic [2013-05-18 00:10:23 +0000 UTC]

Haha... it's so true X3.

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ShadowRx [2013-03-02 03:29:51 +0000 UTC]

Yes, and if the RIAA/MPAA had their way you'd serve a life sentence for it too.

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jplgaara [2013-02-04 02:37:48 +0000 UTC]

Lol.. so true.
<.<
>.>

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JackSkelli [2013-01-18 00:20:08 +0000 UTC]

HA! 3 minutes to get that

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Drccar [2012-12-26 18:10:18 +0000 UTC]

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LozzDragon [2012-12-03 04:06:04 +0000 UTC]

totally true + funny as make more PLEASE

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nikicasp [2012-12-03 02:48:31 +0000 UTC]

And eeeeeeeverybody has illegal music. . .

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IAMsprinklesGirl [2012-11-25 22:42:25 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god its so true... First thing out of my mouth when I read this... well because it's true. Please don't tell.

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alittlebitoffaith [2012-11-24 07:29:09 +0000 UTC]

Haha that is awesome

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trulymadhatter [2012-11-23 20:02:02 +0000 UTC]

The problem with trying to make laws having to do with computers & internet is that people can do whatever the fuck they want to do with it and it spans the world so there are infinite loopholes. But Im not compaining about my free music :3

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Iwyn [2012-11-19 01:02:22 +0000 UTC]

It's not illegal to download copyright music. But it's illegal to make copyright music downloadable without paying the copyright owners. Though I think it's illegal to download in Japan now.

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Fracturer In reply to Iwyn [2012-11-21 00:03:54 +0000 UTC]

in Denmark as an example it is illegal to download pirated music, its not everywhere people "made it okay", if you can say that

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sumgie1 [2012-11-18 19:23:54 +0000 UTC]

I'm inspired. XD

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boopikitty [2012-11-18 16:19:49 +0000 UTC]

Aww. :c

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shihachii [2012-11-18 16:18:50 +0000 UTC]

Touché

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Lightfeathy555 [2012-11-18 16:12:57 +0000 UTC]

It cracks me up because I've never thought of this even though I truly despise most of the real life people around me -w- and I had an iPod and this story is the truth. XD

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aoiitsuki [2012-11-18 16:10:51 +0000 UTC]

Funny, because I'm too poor to own an iPod.

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trulymadhatter In reply to aoiitsuki [2012-11-23 20:00:15 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, they cost a fortune. You can get a decent mp3 player for like 40$ and anything from apple is like $9000+

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sapphicstardust [2012-11-18 15:49:51 +0000 UTC]

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Webwoman [2012-11-18 05:13:00 +0000 UTC]

this makes no sense...sorry....the music on an ipod is not illegal because I pay for it as do many people, so whats the point of this????

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trulymadhatter In reply to Webwoman [2012-11-23 20:01:24 +0000 UTC]

Most people dont pay. How do you think they have 1,000 songs? Nobodys gonna pay $1000 for music

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W3ird-Guy In reply to Webwoman [2012-11-18 07:41:52 +0000 UTC]

There are people who illegally download music. Seemed fairly obvious in all honesty...

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Em-S5 [2012-11-18 04:43:48 +0000 UTC]

I stopped doing that for american music and kpop because I can get all that on itunes. Just for jpop because itunes doesn't have many of them in the US store.

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sticks84 [2012-11-18 04:21:06 +0000 UTC]

so I shouldn't feel bad when I kill someone because I have already committed a severe crime already. So I might as well go out with a bang. Thank you for the sound advise!!!

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mokothemonkey [2012-11-18 04:18:19 +0000 UTC]

This concerns me greatly...

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Kyoko-Li [2012-11-18 04:03:12 +0000 UTC]

Bazinga!! XD

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Drachenvuur [2012-11-18 03:59:06 +0000 UTC]

I regret nothing.

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THATchingo In reply to Drachenvuur [2012-11-18 04:01:51 +0000 UTC]

me 2 0^0!!!! LOLZIEZ!

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Drachenvuur In reply to THATchingo [2012-11-18 04:02:16 +0000 UTC]

XDDD

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THATchingo In reply to Drachenvuur [2012-11-18 04:08:31 +0000 UTC]

....music is a gift for life we must cherish it-goes hippy lol

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kotorikurama [2012-11-18 03:56:51 +0000 UTC]

Good quote ^^

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0NightRainbow0 [2012-11-18 03:48:36 +0000 UTC]

Stealing music is no different than stealing art.

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yourmom10 [2012-11-18 03:36:18 +0000 UTC]

Stupid.

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SpaceMedafighterX [2012-11-18 03:31:18 +0000 UTC]

Is this how thieves that support copyright law try to justify their view that copying songs is theft?

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Sakiko21 [2012-11-18 03:27:57 +0000 UTC]

So true.

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Hannahbelle-the-Mink [2012-11-18 02:57:16 +0000 UTC]

Genius.

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22222222222222 [2012-11-18 02:55:29 +0000 UTC]

hooray! another "piece" you have "created" to clutter up the front page. no wonder dA has such a pitiful reputation.
seriously though. please learn typography. please. or put these in your scraps. because putting them in the typography section of the deviantart gallery is only an insult. this means if i take times new roman, put it in the center of the canvas and copy+paste a quote that its art?

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aoiitsuki In reply to 22222222222222 [2012-11-18 16:08:29 +0000 UTC]

I don't really like these either, but it's not like he can control what gets on the front page or not.

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22222222222222 In reply to aoiitsuki [2012-11-19 03:04:55 +0000 UTC]

but he can control what he submits

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aoiitsuki In reply to 22222222222222 [2012-11-19 03:27:48 +0000 UTC]

Touche.

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sticks84 In reply to 22222222222222 [2012-11-18 04:27:22 +0000 UTC]

I'm confused, your bashing someone about not being artistic when I learn anything can be art and regardless how talentless I am I never stopped because people have told me too and how this guy is not contributing rightfully to this site when your page has 0 submissions and horrid animated gifs by other people. Well played.

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22222222222222 In reply to sticks84 [2012-11-18 05:18:21 +0000 UTC]

*you're bashing someone
yes, my page does have 0 submissions. do i have to be an artist to be a critic? no. as quoted from another deviant whose name escapes me, you dont have to be a chef to know food tastes terrible
(although, i do submit my art to tumblr and furaffinity on occasion)
and.. no, not everything is art. while many people argue that, would you consider a toilet a piece of art? its a creation from someone. but its not art. (however, its very.. subjective considering some toilets may be considered art if thought from out of the box) this argument can go on forever but no, i do not consider this art. its also borderline plagiarism considering he doesnt cite his source where he gets the quotes from. keep in mind these are not his quotes! if they were, i wouldn't be so complainy about it. but alas, he takes them off of bumper stickers apparently.
and ok my page does have "horrid" animated gifs by other people. i will admit that! but do you see me actually submitting it into my gallery? im not asking for comments on the gif, favs for the gif, i am simply having it on my page to decorate it.

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sticks84 In reply to 22222222222222 [2012-11-19 19:10:44 +0000 UTC]

See now the one part not giving credit where do is something I'll agree on too. But the guy still took time to make it, much like all the brony art, anime screen caps traced over, and photographs developed at a negative filter drive from a CELL PHONE make me crazy sometimes too, but I just can't come to say its not art when art can be anything. Including toilet paper. Their are some people out there that do that @_@. lol. Actually I think it was a cover of a Bjork album.
But the way a lot of criticism is given to people on DA isn't really criticism like my High school art teacher once showed me the difference between constructive criticism: offering valid and well responded options about others work involving positive and negative comments. And just plan DA comments of: "Your mom's a slut." XD
More less we could probably just learn from each other the different parts of one picture instead of starting a trolling war of whose right and whose wrong.

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Ogrieness In reply to 22222222222222 [2012-11-18 04:01:48 +0000 UTC]

Actually this isn't cluttering the front page because there's only one up there right now and by the definition of clutter that is not cluttering it. Also the words them selves are art not the way he puts them.

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22222222222222 In reply to Ogrieness [2012-11-18 05:09:47 +0000 UTC]

yeah but the quotes arent even his

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Ogrieness In reply to 22222222222222 [2012-11-18 14:39:40 +0000 UTC]

He doesn't say their his does he.

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