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Published: 2012-04-08 07:31:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 15249; Favourites: 742; Downloads: 120
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Description I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Comments: 17

stopbeingastalker [2013-12-09 20:01:45 +0000 UTC]

one of the reasons i don't wanna get married

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SkystrikeFlame [2013-03-31 00:42:34 +0000 UTC]

XD lol!

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Brushogen [2013-01-23 17:07:48 +0000 UTC]

My dad will attest to this. He and my mom have been married for 32 years

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Fragmented-Shadows [2013-01-20 03:53:28 +0000 UTC]

Or a daughter with a brain, lol. XD

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TheTurtleKingLives [2012-09-29 20:50:08 +0000 UTC]

You are picking the best ones! Love it!

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PatchworkGods [2012-08-26 23:35:56 +0000 UTC]

I read this on my parents 17 anniversary and I was like

'Must show this to them for their anniversary!'

Thank you for the most perfect gift I could ever give them! (besides myself of course~)

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Alpner In reply to PatchworkGods [2012-08-27 05:34:22 +0000 UTC]

Nice

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dswilliams10 [2012-08-20 15:21:18 +0000 UTC]

So True !!! I've been married for 28 years and don't say much!! lol

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Azazel92 [2012-08-20 07:50:52 +0000 UTC]

or you have a girlfriend and would like to keep her for a while...

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Fluffy1907 [2012-08-19 19:31:44 +0000 UTC]

guess, you are either married or have close married relatives... lol

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DaiyaNoHana [2012-08-18 23:40:36 +0000 UTC]

...or a good daughter

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TTheFaceless In reply to DaiyaNoHana [2016-07-11 15:52:22 +0000 UTC]

That too...

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Byakkohimesama [2012-07-01 23:57:12 +0000 UTC]

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i-am-tsukiko [2012-05-31 15:04:56 +0000 UTC]

Man, I'm reading all these and I'm gonna die soon from a lack of oxygen, I'm laughing so hard XD

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gaarafan103 [2012-05-19 00:41:22 +0000 UTC]

Haha!!!

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Sakiko21 [2012-05-17 16:57:32 +0000 UTC]

HA!

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professorwright [2012-05-04 22:56:16 +0000 UTC]

Sooooo true!
As you can tell, I kinda fave-raded your quotes gallery...

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