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Published: 2012-06-22 06:46:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 14849; Favourites: 797; Downloads: 134
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Description I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Comments: 29

Blue-Be-Blue [2014-11-05 14:07:02 +0000 UTC]

I need this on a t-shirt!

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kenntara833 [2013-06-04 23:29:13 +0000 UTC]

Who MAKES these? They're HILARIOUS!

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gamerwannabe227 [2013-04-27 18:48:33 +0000 UTC]

i just have to say this, but when you have a kid, it's going to be you, but 10 times worse...

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Wolf-Ninja001 [2013-01-25 12:24:14 +0000 UTC]

*crying with laughter*

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MadaraUchiha7 [2013-01-24 22:57:45 +0000 UTC]

XD this reminds me of something someone on the bus said: "My parents are lucky cuz I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs"

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Sebastian-boo [2013-01-18 21:03:41 +0000 UTC]

omggg <3

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MusicIsMyLife7 [2012-10-29 11:39:22 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, lucky them XD

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levina-c [2012-09-06 01:46:45 +0000 UTC]

So technically, you're jealous of yourself...hmm...

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KaRolTryx In reply to levina-c [2012-09-29 19:36:53 +0000 UTC]

U NO SAY!?!

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super-GME [2012-08-29 04:34:37 +0000 UTC]

I think a good responce to that would be,"who are you talking about your brother?" (worst line ever..., but it works.)

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CloudSpawner [2012-08-21 10:47:34 +0000 UTC]

Tale zmaga xD

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95wave [2012-07-01 07:02:29 +0000 UTC]

I'm not jealous of my parents, they had me ;_;

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NekoNinja13 [2012-06-24 21:17:17 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Shockand-Awe [2012-06-23 02:57:43 +0000 UTC]

ikr?

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Just-Plain-Sketchy [2012-06-23 00:34:14 +0000 UTC]

Good thing Im an only child.

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Bane-Of-Kings [2012-06-22 23:01:23 +0000 UTC]

Yes, your brother was the coolest kid in school, I agree!

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knuxfan23 [2012-06-22 22:40:44 +0000 UTC]

dude,all of these are hilarious

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DoBetter2105 [2012-06-22 21:56:48 +0000 UTC]

Haha love it ^_^

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Fallenpeach [2012-06-22 21:42:09 +0000 UTC]

LOL I always think this.

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AgentBabycakes [2012-06-22 20:52:56 +0000 UTC]

What a coincidence! Me too!

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fernny619 [2012-06-22 20:32:14 +0000 UTC]

My parents get ALL the good stuff ; ___ ;

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Redefined6 [2012-06-22 18:49:04 +0000 UTC]

Truth.

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Kalik-ing-Away [2012-06-22 17:01:38 +0000 UTC]

This is true~

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pookalook [2012-06-22 14:18:56 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, awesome wordplay

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MVPforlife [2012-06-22 13:26:17 +0000 UTC]

hahaha luv it!

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AncillaTheBlackAngel [2012-06-22 11:50:11 +0000 UTC]

Just brilliant.!

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Alagremm [2012-06-22 10:21:37 +0000 UTC]

I'm putting this down in my mental quote book! xD

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BlaueLibelle [2012-06-22 07:26:38 +0000 UTC]

I love it!

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path-o-logical [2012-06-22 06:49:07 +0000 UTC]

Another good one :'D

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