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Published: 2012-06-30 21:57:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 18256; Favourites: 676; Downloads: 118
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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.
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Wow, I believe that I read the original placing of this quote on Amazon.com. I laughed really hard.
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On Amazon this was a comment on a discussion about peeing in the shower.
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hahahaahahahahahahaha nice ( clicks the watch ) must watch xD
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"I feel it, I do it."
Sorry I feel like this quote applies here..XD
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It so totally does. But the question is if this applies to women, too...
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hahahahaha!! thats fucking hilarious, literally made me rolf
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Reminds me of this one:
There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.
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It's even good for the environment since it saves water!
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You should quote the soucres for these, if they're avaialbe
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If I'm 100% about the original source, I always include it
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Ah, because a few people were saying this came from a particular comedian, so perhaps he should be cited if you could somehow verify he said it. What about the websites you got them from?
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I didn't have the time to check all the comments. But I will. If the website has the original quote I will mention it too.
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I can't even say anything to this. It's just... accurate.
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You kidding me? I got burned for peeing in the bath tub when I was still a toddler 
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I can honestly say that no, I have not. I have tried, but cannot bring myself to pee standing up (I'm a girl). My shower is narrow enough to be difficult to squat in, and it's actually easier to take the two steps to my toilet if I have to go.
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I hate peeing in the shower but sometimes the water makes me have to go :c
seriously I always use the toilet before I get into the shower but the warm water and noise sometimes makes me have to go again
And I'm not going to get the entire bathroom and toilet wet to get out and use it again so I regrettably do it in the shower sometimes
but it does feel gross and I don't like it
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When I was younger I did it. But well...
Since years I go to toilet first and then in the shower, because I thought it was a bit disgusting.
But yeah... Everyone did it once in their lives! xD
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You know...
I should add another discussion here...
Some people are grossed when they hear "pee in the shower"...
If these people were lazy enough and lets say there not in the shower except "somewhere"...
somewhere with a large amount of water...
Like a public swimming pool...
right at the center...
then these people find themselves the urge to pee...
Especially at the beach...
ohh... and if your wondering how I know this stuff...
lets just say I caught my friend in a special swimming pool...
If your pee gets in contact with the water...
it'll make a NOTICEABLE COLOR...
Before that event...
he actually said these words to me
"its disgusting when you pee in the shower"...
So basically my friend is a DIRTY FUCKING LIAR
Quote Is 100% True...
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lol. I've done it. Sometimes you get in there and you don't have to pee and then the water makes you have to go, so...why get out when there a a drain right there? It all ends up going to the same place anyway. I just make sure that if I do pee in the shower, I scrub it good afterwards. That's probably unnecessary, but I also take baths and sometimes wash my clothes in the tub, so I just want to be safe.
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Lol, people are actually finding this disgusting? Your pee goes down a drain, and then you wash it off, which gets rid of any bacteria. Besides, it's your own pee. It was already touching you before you pee'd it out. So I don't see what the drama is about xD'
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No, I never did and I never will. I have to admit I sometimes thought about it, but standing in your own pee is disgusting, even if it's washed away quickly. I... just can't do it.
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I've never pissed in the shower, that's disgusting.
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You shit in the shower too? Gross.
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Lol omg these comments are are going somewhere horrible x'D
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*shrug* Never have. And I'm not a liar, it just never occurred to me to be that lazy. I use the toilet if I have to take a piss before I shower...THEN I shower and wash it all off. So I agree with ~alsrg on this one.
Guess I'm not as green as some people. Oh well, haha. I'm not changing my routine. Peeing in the shower just isn't my idea of a good time.
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yeah, I don't do it either, for the same reasons. I have no qualms about waiting until I'm done in the shower. Running water has never made me have to go more. O.o
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Running water makes a noise that makes you have to pee so if you get in the shower and all of a sudden have to pee. Then what? It's not laziness. It's called, not wanting to make a mess all over the damn floor and toilet. Why would anyone get out of the shower after they're dripping wet and pee on the toilet. It's called soap if you're that ridiculous that you're worried about getting dirty USE SOME SOAP AFTERWARDS. duh.
-_-
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for me if I suddenly have to pee in the shower, I just wait until I'm out of the shower o.o I don't care if you can wash it off, I don't like the idea of peeing on myself.
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Oh, and, by the way, though I did mention it being lazy, never once did I say it was disgusting. So I don't know why you went on a bend about that at me particularly. Maybe you should aim that at the people who actually did say it's a nasty habit, instead of randomly explaining to me why it isn't disgusting.
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Haha, it's amazing how butthurt and defensive you people get over how people react to you pissing in the shower. I honestly don't give a shit. I'm just saying why I, personally, don't do it.
I've never gotten into the shower and suddenly had to pee. Point is, I go before. That way, I don't have to pee in the shower, or have to get out to use the toilet and make a mess everywhere. I have absolutely no reason to pee in the shower. I always go before I shower, usually because I shower after getting up in the morning, so I usually pee immediately after waking up, then shower.
If running water really makes you need to go that badly, you'd think you'd consider going before you even get in, therefore eliminating the reason to pee in the shower, but, hey, whatever floats your boat...if that's your routine, I don't care. At least you're not doing it in my shower.
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Like I said. I don't have to pee before I get in the shower. I never said it was a "routine" either. If I'm already in the shower and all of a sudden have to pee I'm going to. I take my showers before bed so I don't have the uhm.. "peeing routine" that you have. All I was getting defensive about, is that it makes no sense to call someone lazy. It's not like I'm all "hey I have to pee, I think I'll wait till I'm in the shower." No. If I have to pee before my shower, I do. On the toilet. But still, the running water makes me have to pee more sometimes. I think this is the most I have ever used the word pee.
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Yeah, me too. I've never needed to use the word "pee" as much as I have now.
In my defense, some people do make it a routine. Whatever it happens to be. And some of the comments above about peeing in the shower being an "experience" are weird as hell to me. I don't understand what's so great about it. But, hey. Mine just happens to be a routine because that's just how my day starts off almost all the time (I work nights, so I usually can't shower at night, because I'm always so damn tired...).
Running water doesn't affect me like it affects some people either, so I guess that's another reason I can't relate. I do take back the comment about it being lazy, though. No hard feelings. I can't argue that it's not hygienic, because like everybody else said, it just washes down the drain, and if you walk out of your shower covered in piss without at least casually washing up after (even if you just rinse for Christ's sake), you're psychotic. And I doubt (and hope) many people do that (not cleaning up after, I mean). Still, I never have a reason to do it, so I just keep it to the toilet. And I don't really like that a lot of people who do it seem to think, "Well, since I do it, that means that EVERYONE'S done it at least once, right? Right?" No. It doesn't. I don't like that generalization used for anything, though. Because it's hardly ever actually true.
Anyway, getting off track, sorry. Yeah, no hard feelings.
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Hahaha. No it's okay, I was just trying to state that for me, in my case.. I don't see it as lazy, It's not like I choose to do it, or enjoy it.. like some people on here seem to.. but I agree that just cause someone does it doesn't mean everyone does. So, it's all good. I'm sorry for being all defensive LoL.
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No worries, in all honesty you weren't nearly as defensive (or as butthurt) as some of the other commenters were, haha. When, seriously, this is probably the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen butthurt over in my entire life.
But, yeah, I do understand your case better now, so I do take back my comment. It's cool.
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I have, but it's not a regular thing. If I was already in the shower and I needed desperately to pee, I would. If I need to before a shower I just use the toilet. Not out of preference but out of habit. Toilet is where you pee, so when I need to pee I go to the toilet. I don't think "hey I'm gonna shower I should wait until I'm in" lol.
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