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Published: 2009-01-29 07:33:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 1213; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 17
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Description Drawn really for no other reason other than the simple fact that I can. Also I was bored. And when I nearly broke my ass when I slipped on our icy alley must've knocked something loose. Winter's a bitch. Seriously, I'll need to get a damned Zamboni machine just to go down my fucking alley and get to my house. -_-
I digress...

The story: Reno and Nexus have started a war in the living room. Meanwhile, Hank, Rizon, and me are sitting on the sidelines and commenting. Thus was born the Idiot Network. I know. It's retarded. I don't care.

All charas to their owners. I'm lazy. -_-
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Comments: 24

Raymendye [2009-02-21 02:32:52 +0000 UTC]

wait. holdup..Rizon, can shrink

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ALZP In reply to Raymendye [2009-02-21 02:35:03 +0000 UTC]

Verily. :3

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Raymendye In reply to ALZP [2009-02-21 02:40:23 +0000 UTC]

oman ;3 i see it now. you shrink riz,place him in some poor sap's pocket.......scado away ......say/yell the word or comand to mack him grow on some given time and the vic will shat bricks for weeks (i know i will) ^o^

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ALZP In reply to Raymendye [2009-02-21 02:49:25 +0000 UTC]

lol, He can't go that small, though that would make much lols. X3 His smallest size is about that of a regular cat. Also, he likes to perch on peoples' shoulders. Also also, Hank uses that to his advantage by giving him an attack command, to which Riz leaps off his shoulder and mauls the victim; namely ripping their face off. Then he returns to a happy Hank. ^w^

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Raymendye In reply to ALZP [2009-02-21 03:03:00 +0000 UTC]

lol ....wait how am i here the last time i came i got blown up by hank with a javelin who got bord for waitng on how to get to black site n.y. O o
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ALZP In reply to Raymendye [2009-02-21 03:28:25 +0000 UTC]

Hank: *playing Left 4 Dead* Fuck I dunno.
Me: OMFG *joins in* 8D
Riz: Chu~ ^^
Azure: lol shoop. :3

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Raymendye In reply to ALZP [2009-02-21 03:32:13 +0000 UTC]

ok hank only im the hunter so watch your self. im a pro

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ALZP In reply to Raymendye [2009-02-21 03:40:47 +0000 UTC]

Hank: And I'm a serial killer. ._.
Me: And I fire dual handguns faster than a fucking minigun. :3 Got yer back, bro.
Hank: And I got yours. *knuckle touch* :3
Riz: Rarara ^w^
Azure: This should be fun. :3

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Raymendye In reply to ALZP [2009-02-21 03:46:56 +0000 UTC]

um hank i mean the game.. left4 dead ring any bells....oh just to give you the heads up you all. hank.. bill got a hunter/boomer combo in your moment but hay thanks for leting me haveing your back :3

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ALZP In reply to Raymendye [2009-02-21 03:54:19 +0000 UTC]

Hank: Yeah whatever. *grabs an auto shotgun* Thar be me boom stick. |3 *starts haulin' ass with it*
Me: lol I kno, rite? *sees a swarm* O good. *switches to dual handgun* Let's rock. >:3 *starts wiping them out faster than a minigun, cuz that's how I roll*
Riz: *napping on his back* |3
Azure: *same as Riz* |3

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Raymendye In reply to ALZP [2009-02-21 05:17:27 +0000 UTC]

crap crap crrraaapa! *retreats from gun sloter and from game room only to get s.a.m.'s laptop to upgrade his hunter to alex mercer [link] [link] [link] then upgraded, hafe the zombie hord into black watch [link] [link] who shoots EVERY thing that moves. v=8HIXb6_QXgA ( ray as alex: you guys are in for it now. or...you can join me and help me take this city. team dragon bullet

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ALZP In reply to Raymendye [2009-02-21 05:28:47 +0000 UTC]

Hank: ...Hax. *blows up the TV* |C
Me: lol, I think Hank wins. |D
Riz: *full size in Panzer armor* Raa....Ra? oO?
Me: oO? When did you change to Panzer? And why?
Riz: >w>
Azure: A conundrum. =.

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Raymendye In reply to ALZP [2009-02-21 05:32:44 +0000 UTC]

>:C why hank just why..know what im going to the real black site newyork *walks off*

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dittomaster [2009-01-30 04:43:56 +0000 UTC]

Lol. Awesome as.

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ALZP In reply to dittomaster [2009-01-30 04:46:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, yo. ^w^

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dittomaster In reply to ALZP [2009-01-30 07:55:36 +0000 UTC]

No worries

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Bitzor445 [2009-01-29 23:46:49 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha. I hate my life...and english reports. I can't possibly get this all done before tomorrow.

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ALZP In reply to Bitzor445 [2009-01-30 00:20:18 +0000 UTC]

That sucks ass balls. I dunno what I could say, since no matter what it was it wouldn't help you get this done any faster. :c

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aciDC14 [2009-01-29 10:21:27 +0000 UTC]

Looks like you'rv been having a assy(LOL is that even a word?)day, wanna talk about it?.

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ALZP In reply to aciDC14 [2009-01-29 20:21:37 +0000 UTC]

We shall make it a word then. D:< ...Actually, I know it's the name for the main character of this show called Assy McGee. ...I'm not gonna question that... The day itself wasn't all that bad. Actually quite a hilarious one it was. I'm just saying that it's ridiculous how much ice is here. I took one step, and the next thing I knew my ass had made friends with the ice. ._. Also, as my bus was taking us home, we came upon a crash that had happened earlier on the bridge that we go across to get to my town. This guy apparently hit some ice too fast and his truck slid up onto the first guard rail, between the road and the part of the bridge that pedestrians walk across. We had to wait about 10 minutes for them to let us through, since it is really the only way to get to my home from my school. ._.

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sicksake [2009-01-29 08:42:42 +0000 UTC]

And so, the epic struggle continues. XD

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ALZP In reply to sicksake [2009-01-29 20:11:03 +0000 UTC]

One shall stand. One shall fall. Maybe.
Ya gotta love how we just don't care. :3

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sicksake In reply to ALZP [2009-01-31 11:19:56 +0000 UTC]

This may very well be the war that no one cares about. XD

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ALZP In reply to sicksake [2009-01-31 17:49:47 +0000 UTC]

Most likely. X3

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