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Published: 2009-06-18 08:25:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 5266; Favourites: 59; Downloads: 165
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Don't get Hank riled up or he'll lob a goddamned boulder at you. If he can find one.
All hail Sanford's Aussie powers.
Madness Combat -> Krinkels
~If you can tell me who Sanford is acting like then you are epicwin.~
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Hahaha!
Oh my God! This made my day! Thank you! :3
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You're wecome. :3 For some reason I think Sanford would be like Maes Hughes on Fullmetal Alchemist. Also Australian. Why I don't know, he just seems..."outback-ish". :I
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Hehe, well, I ironically thought Deimos would be the one to say those things since he's the prankster, but for some reason, seeing Sanford say this stuff to Hank was even funnier. I wonder what Hank was thinking afterwards? :l
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Yeah Sanford is definitely the sterner of the two, but I'm sure he knows how to fuck with people just as well.
It sure would be interesting to know. :3 I'm sure he's not fazed by much anymore, though.
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Haha, yeah. You sure have one Hell of an imagination though!
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It keeps me amused relatively. c:
Definately not a likely scenario. The wife would be pissed/worried all day, the kids be alone and confused and eventually pissed; most likely it'd be a big mess. And you don't find many women looking for a hubby who's an S-class merc. :I Yeah, I find him being like a grizzled old wolf. And that's why we'd need to find him and party 5-ever.
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Yeah...poor guy. He doesn't really deserve that end. But who knows? Krinkels might pull something through.
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lawl
hank, get a wife
Hank: *grabs boulder*
Me: never mind
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Hilarious Comic!
Knowing Hank, if he can't find a boulder, he'd use the kitchen sink(knowing his world, they'd be alot more laying around) or even a grunt's own body to beat the holy hell out of Sanford
You'd think being Hanks friend, Sanford would know by now not to piss off Hank....guess not
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Tankies. :3
I'd say if not a boulder, his next bet would be one of the many Sperm Whales laying around. (That's like their rain, apparently. Well, at least in 3. :3)
I'm allowed to piss off Hank. I have insurance. And by insurance I mean a 30-foot, 85 ton lion that makes things go squish. c:
These 3 are quite the fun in my head; Sanford the hopeless Aussie romantic (shocking, I know), Deimos the quiet, fun techie, and Hank the chucklefucking psychotic, intelligent, calm spazz. In other words, the Hank. :>
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I couldn't stop laughing about this. Thanks for making my day!
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lol, as long as it made you laugh, then I've done my job. I'm glad you like it. ^w^
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I think Sanford's voice would be like the sniper's from team fortress 2.
Hank would defiently be heavy weapons guy.
Deimos might be the scout...
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lol, probably something like that; maybe a little higher pitched. :3
Though Deimos does look the part, I think Hank might actually be our Scout. D: His best asset is his speed and he prefers melee weapons to use. It's hard to choose just one class. D':
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True, the Auditor would be my 2nd choice since in 8 he does have a gun similar to heavy weapons guy.
Actually, with Sanford, I can actually see him talking to his dad on the phone trying to explain what he actually does...
"Dad...Dad...I'm not some crazed hook weilding teenager* killer! I'm part of a agency!...Well one is a problem and the other has dental plan!"
*I say that cuz a lot of teen-horrors had a hook welding killer.
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I love their expressions in each of the panels. Also I can definitely picture Sanford with an Australian accent. :3
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Thank yews. :3 I don't even know how I thought of that one. xD I should have Sannyford and Deimos pop up some more (most likely to pick on Hank, like everybody else does :3 [Hank: It's true. D': ])
So, for things Sanford reminds me of I have Maes Hughes from Fullmetal Alchemist now and Jay from Jay and Silent Bob. Which is perfect since Deimos makes for a perfect Silent Bob. : D
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I should get around to watching more anime. Fullmetal Alchemist sounds like an awesome show. (:
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lol, it is, but it's such a fucking downer. D: Watch it anyways. :3
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Okey dokey, I'll get around to watchin it then. :3
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Tom: RUN! You Aussie BUgger. RUUUUUN!
Raymendye: O_O
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Sanford: That's kinda the plan, mate. xD *zips by*
Hank: *running after him with a boulder* I SQUISH YOU. I SQUISH YOU GOOD. D8<
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Tom:WHAA this is to good to passup^^ *jumps on the boulder* BEst seat ever^W^
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Hank: *chucks the boulder at Sanford, then grabs another as he's running* >8C
Sanford: *slinks out of the way of the boulder* Good lord man! How long do ya plan ta keep this up? D:
Hank: I KILL YOU. >8C
Sanford: *shrugs* I guess that's about as good an answer as I'll get... *sighs and dodges another boulder* D8
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*slaps Hank*
Hank: WTF???
I JUST WANNA FIT IN!
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Hank: >:I
Me: lol :3
Hank: How come when I'm with you two I end up in the Medical Bay by the end of the day? |<
Me: I dunno lol. :3 What's funnier is that you can't do a thing about it. c:
Hank: -->
Me:
Riz:
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Nice rhyme.
Here's another: Gun shot wounds to the head are usually fatal.
Hank:...But that doesn't rhyme!
*shoot 'em >:C*
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess...
Hank: MEDIC!
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Me: O mai. D:
Hank: ...*grabs onto your pant leg* You're Medic, right? Well, DO SOMETHING!!! LOOK TO THE HIPPOCRATIC SUGGESTION. HIPPOCRATIC SUGGESTION!!! D'x *faceplant/pass out*
Me: ._.
Riz: .,.
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*class switch*
Indeed, I am usually ze medic. Hang in zer! I vill do vutever it takes!
*heals Hank with medigun* ._.
Hank: Thank you, doctor!
I am ze Ubermensch!
...
*stabs Hank, again*
Saw-ry!
Another successful procedure!
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Omfg, this totaly made my day. Seriously. D;
Sanford, that Aussie bastard.
And no, I can't figure that out...truefully, I'm not fully awake yet...
Well, Hank is a daddy of two though... >->
Poor Hank. XD
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He's a fun one, ol' Sannyford. |D
lol, that's okay. x3 For some reason, Sanford also reminds me of an Australian version of Maes Hughes from Fullmetal Alchemist, and that's who he's acting like (with Hank taking up the role as Colonel Roy Mustang who abuses phones because of Hughes : D).
Hank: Ikr? :<
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Ohmy~
I don't remember much from Fullmetal Alchemist execpt for that bit about that boy with Edward's leg and arm and the funny bits. >->
Hurhur, I always like Roy Mustang's named but never the character himself for some reason. Don't mind me I'm weird. XD
Haha, Hank you'll have to meet Tonny one day if I ever run into him again. ._. I never know what he's getting himself into these days.
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I haven't watched Fullmetal in a while. That series was a total downer. D: I fucking bawled when Hughes and Nina died. And Greed. And Lust. And Gluttony I felt bad for cuz he liked Lust. And Hohenheim. And...*goes on*
I think Mustang was actually pretty cool. He's depressed, though. D: But OMFG ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG YES. FUCKING SPARKLES.
Hank: Yay? ._.
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Oh my, really? D:
OMFG, I remembers that dude. Although everytime I think or hear the word sparkles I think of Edward Cullen. >;
Fucking Twilight killed my love for the real vampires.
Indeed. ^-^
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Indeed. :'<
ARMSTRONG'S SPARKLES RAPE EDWARD'S FUCKING SPARKLES. GO FUCKING DIE, EDDIE. YOU SHOULD'VE FUCKING DIED THE MOMENT YOU WALKED OUTSIDE. lawl. : D
Hank: Kewl. c: Fucking Twilight. I'M MORE VAMPIRE THAN THAT WHOLE DAMNED MOVIE. I'LL SHOW 'EM HOW THE FUCK IT'S DONE. *starts chewing on his hand* NOMNOMNOMNOMithinkihitbone. :<
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OMG. TOTALY. >:
YOU SHOW THEM HANK, GOGOGO. SHOW THEM WHAT UR MADE OF. |D
BC: -Appears next to me licking her paw/hand rather- Meerrow -Looks at Hank- O-O Did I come at a bad time?
Me: WTF, Blackcrow, I did not summon you. Go back to your creepy hut, nao.
BC: >:
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Hank: *splits open his bite wound and sees essentially "what he's made of"* ...Do I win? 8D
Sanford: YOU LOSE.
Hank: D': -->
Sanford: lol, no worries, lass. Hankie-boy's always like that. 9w9
Hank: I has a creepy hut. = D
Sanford: More like a hole-in-the-wall, mate. vwv;
Hank: D': -->
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BC: Hun, no one's hut is more creepier then Blackcrow's. -Seems very proud of it- All thanks to my Jasper though. With him slithering around, those damn kids will know better then to set foot on my dead grass. >:3
Me: Why don't you go back to your hut missy, I think it's feeding time for your hybrid snake. D:
BC: Nah, he just a had a family of swamp rats awhile ago so he's good for now. -Purs-
Me: A family? Why am I not surprised.
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