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Published: 2009-04-06 23:07:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 11520; Favourites: 89; Downloads: 2037
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There it is! My fanart for the Unspeakable Vault of DOOM!(a wonderful vault that you must see, for the love of Lovecraft! [link] )
Burger King in Yellow!
Burger King...in Yellow.
Burger...King in Yellow.
Get it?
No?
Not a Cthulhu and co. fan heh?
Well ok then, let's teach you the basics of this one!
THIS (the yellow thing), my friend, is Hastur...but don't say his name, or your head'll go sbloorsh!
Well...it's not really Hastur anyway, it's his avatar, the King in Yellow.
Hastur is one of the Great Old Ones from Lovecraftian mythology but not created by Lovecraft himself.
Still following?
Good!
Our good tentacular friend lives on Aldhebaran, near the Hyades...a bunch of very beautiful stars.
His particularity is that he can drive people mad...with theatre...among other things.
So...we have the King in Yellow and we have the infamous Burger King aaand...the two got a bit mixed up here.
The result is a fast food chain driving customers insane as they enter and see the horrors that lurk behind the veil of reality...or the real way burgers are made.
Either way, they won't return so...I don't think Burger King in Yellow will make a lot of money.
Inspired A LOT by this strip: [link]
and by discussions with fellow Call of Cthulhu players.
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It's at this point I feel I should point out that you said his name three times.
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No, he said Hastur.
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That's the name I was talking about.
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I know. I was just making a bad pun.
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Songs that the Hyades shall sing
Where flap the tatters of the King
Must die inheard in
Dinner OAH!
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I love Hast(ur) so much. He is perfect. Your pic is perfect.
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I'd like aΒ Dunwich , please and a diet coke.
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have you even found the yellow sign?
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The Burger King food will kill you quicker!
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This...Thank you for making this exist.
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I heard the Carcosa Whopper is very delicious
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The King in Yellow and Burger King. Ultimate combo! I would be a return customer...
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Burger king in yellow would make TONS of money... people would pay to make it stop.
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OMG it's Has... Crap, I said his name...
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hahaa, -not sure what Robert Chambers would think, but I definitely think its cute and funny. Well, as cute and funny as the sanity blasting demoniacal tatterdemalion avatar of Hastur, whose name should not be spoken, can possibly be!
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Which sauce do you want in it? We've got madness and insanity flavors
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Hmmm..I'll take the insanity sauce.
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Yeah that dude needs to cool it with the loud music
and the all night keg parties.
The Hyades can't sleep
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Fhtagn! You made my day...
*SOOO COOOOL*
+fav!
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Augh! Shoggoths are taking over DA!
....well, that's fine with me.
Thanks a lot for the comment
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Oddly enough, the mascot is less horrifying than the Burger King.
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Yeah, I guess the Burger King himself is hard to beat on the creepiness. Especially here: [link]
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I was laughing for about five minutes before I could finally type. Brilliant punning!
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thank you very much!
That pun simply HAD to be made, even at the cost of people's sanity.
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Free toy if you ask him his name!
Funny picture.
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Ah! Nice idea! Want to join the team as the marketing expert? You'd be greatly rewarded once we beat Mcdonald's and take over the fast food world
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Been to the Lake of Hali and got my T shirt, too bad its unspeakable. Well actually its just a yellow T shirt but the price was unspeakable.
Think this would be a great job.
Then again Black Lobster has been looking for a Marketing person too.
They have been promising me a grand old time living the life of Ry'leh.
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Underwater life is quite bad for the skin...and the lungs. I'm sure they Β«forgotΒ» to tell you that.
Making the party in Carcosa forever is a WAY better offer!
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*Checks scaley skin*
Um. too late.
Hey, you have to try the Dagon's Deep fried Delight, its to die for!
Well, if you don't have gills that is.
I hear they have yellow snapper cakes in Carcosa.
Those are supposed to be really good.
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They are! But not as good as the Byakhee kebab...yum yum!
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The Gugs, the Gugs,
They sho do the splits when they
get fed their fav treat,
Byakee Bits!
Not a Gug and the bits gave
me the s s.
Its a foul snack,
please send it back.
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thank you! I juste hope Burger King don't sue me ^^
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Your work has been featured here: [link]
Don't hesitate to add this piece of news to your favourites for more exposure.
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Hey, there's a tentacle in my burger! Thanks! *insane laughter*
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Goomi (garbage) drew this panel for Mythos Mirth, a humor strip based on the Cthulhu Mythos. I am NOT trying to insult the artist by calling him garbage; the pen-name Goomi MEANS garbage. He said so.
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haha! trop malade! J'avais vu le fanart sur UVoD, mais je savais pas que tu Γ©tais sur DA
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Merci beaucoup!
J'adore le Roi en Jaune et je trouve celui de Goomi adorable, j'ai voulu lui faire honneur
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The guy in red reminds me of a zealot from resident evil 4.
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well, it's about the same principle. He's also a crazy and dangerous religious guy
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Hail... just speak my name!
Great job, it looks just like the Vault
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I have a t-shirt with that quote written on ^^
Thanks a lot for the comment!
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