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angry-green-toast — Toast Wizard in Wool
Published: 2012-07-29 22:06:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 794; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 11
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Dear ,I have immortalized your likeness in wool. May it render generations to come in awe of your rein of toasted evil sorcery. The process by which I made him involved stabbing wisps of wool hundreds of times with a barbed needle until its spirit was broken, its wispy freedom was lost, and it unified obediently. I knew a statue born of pain and broken spirits would please you.
Your loyal Toast Guild mate,
Angry Green Toast.
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This likeness of me shall strike fear into my enemies, and awe into my subjects! Or vice versa. Which is fine too.
Good work, Angry!
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Thank you, I'm glad you liked it. I should totally mail it to you or something. If you want me to, I'll do it! I would just need your address in a note or something. If you don't know what you would do with a wool wizard, or you don't feel comfortable giving me your info, I understand too. He shall preside over my desk if so. Just a thought.
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