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Published: 2015-11-05 21:40:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 7128; Favourites: 132; Downloads: 9
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HOW DOES PAPYRUS KEEP HIS BONES SO LUCIOUS AND POLISHED? HERE'S HIS SECRE Tultimate headcanon tbh
slosh slosh
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How do you even GET that many noodles
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your comments just made my day
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Ah man
The meatball on the floor's gonna get cold
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Imagine a shower tho
Just
ENDLESS NOODLES
ALL SQUEEZING THROUGH THE SHOWER HEAD LIKE PLAYDOUGH
But what if there's just one enourmous, half-foot-wide noodle behind the cover, and the reason it's noodles is only because of the circle-shaped holes in the shower head and it's getting pushed through at top speed
I want to see how that would work
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Finally
FINALLY
THERES A SCENE WITH PAPYRUS BLUSHING
AND IT ISN'T FONTCEST OR EMBARRASSMENTΒ
WOOOHOOO
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Actually, that makes a lot of sense!
The acids from the tomato sauce would help clean off any grime without damaging the bones themselves
The oils from the meatballs would help keep his bones smooth and shiny
The meatballs themselves serve as mini scrubbers
The noodles would do a massage type thing, helping him relax after a rough day with UndyneΒ
Plus, the best part:
IT'S ALL EDIBLEΒ
AND YOU SMELL LIKE SPAGHETTI AFTERWARDS WHICH IS AWESOME
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But let's just hope the other royal guards never catch him when he's just had a bath because spaghetti-flavored bones are sure to make him look more like a walking food pile than a living skellyman
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Who else can see Sans jumping out of the window and begging Frisk to RESET?
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Oh god, this reminded me that Papyrus is a skeleton. Gross.
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No, he's a temmie in disguise. Of course he's a skeleton!
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what what
WHAT
THE
FUUUU
WHY DIDNT HE INVITE ME
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LET HIM HAVE HIS SKELETON PRIVACY...
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..HMM...
...*CROSSES ARMS* FFFINE...Β
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Huh, so that's where the uneaten spaghetti goes.
This motivates me to not waste food. Great job btw
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LOL
but thank you!
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Well...this doesn't surprise me, he has a spaghetti fetish
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Sans: *eye twitch* Alright. Just make sure you're spaghetti-ing clean.
Papyrus: SANS! NO! YOU'RE RUINING THE GREAT PAPYRUS' BATH TIME!
Sans: Sorry bro, I'm just gonna go PASTA the time somewhere else... I'm not cleaning this up, by the way. *leaves*
Papyrus: SAAAAAANS! DX
(I am entirely too proud of this...)
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Thanks! That was my first attempt at writing for the skelebros! I feel so accomplished! XD
BONUS! (Ideas are flowing!)
Sans: And remember to properly drain the noodles!
Papyrus: *stifling screams*
Sans: Although, it's about time you put some MEATBALLS on those bones.
Papyrus: *slowly sinks below the spaghetti* Saaaaaaaans!
Sans: What can I say? I'm feeling pretty SAUCY today! *distant Ba-dum tss in the background*
Papyrus: *garbled screams can be heard just under the surface of the spaghetti as a skeleton arm breaches the surface to chuck meatballs at Sans*
Someone stop me... This is way too much fun!
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oh my go d I'm smiling like an idiot right now HAHA
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I'm glad I could make you smile!
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om F G
this is the run where you convince mettaton to sponsor a body product made of spaghetti //hit
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Sans: what the heck is my brother doing I'm just gonna leave.....
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Sans: Uh... okay then *jumps out of window and throws ketchup in trash can slowly stepping away from the can*
*can't help it and goes back to get ketchup*
Still Sans: OMG WHAT AM I DOING AAAAAAAAAH I'M INSANE *runs away screaming*
(yeah i doubt this would actually happen but i wanted to type about Sans freaking out so yeah)
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Sans slowly backs out of the room, shuts the door, then spends the rest of the day wondering why. Just, just why?
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I thought he was bathing in organs for a minute...then I looked closer and saw it was food....
Thank god.
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GO D O IT's GOOD FOR YOUR PORES
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OH THATS GOOD
I'LL MAKE SURE TO DO IT THEN
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....... Ok........ I entered into a crack pot dream
0-o
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* wAIT IS THAT BLOOD-
* oh, it's spaghetti.
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LOL, you're not the first to think that, actually x'D
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dID U WATCH THAT GOD DAM VIDEO
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I DO
"SPAGHETTI BATH"
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