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Anti-Fluffy — Norrington's Haiku
Published: 2007-07-09 16:11:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 2218; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 3
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For some reason I felt like writing a haiku from Norrington's perspective. I guess I just thought the picture was cute... ^__^;Related content
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And a very humbling quote it is. I cannot for the life of me understand why they didn't keep it in the movie.
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Thank you! But personally, I think he's cute at just about ANY moment from that movie...
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He's cute in all the movies XD
Even with that pike stuck through him.
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T_T I... I can't bear to think of that...
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Yeah. Sad.
When I direct/produce/screenwrite/act in POTC4, I'll make him come back to life.
And... repair that hole.
At least his death was heroic.
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Oh, good. I'm glad to hear that a loyal fan shall be playing a part in the directing/producing/screenwriting/acting of the fourth movie. I don't have much medical knowledge, but I would be quite happy to stitch up his little hole. ^__~
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Just stick a band-aid on it >w<
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Can I make it a Barbie band-aid?
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A pink barbie band-aid.
Norrie- "I gots a boo-boo" XDD
With his British :0
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He can have a stomach-full of Barbie!
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We should be careful when we glomp him though.
He's sustained Serious injury >>
And a barbie doll to cover the hole in his stomach-area is just fine with me XD
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Gentle glomping shall commence immediately. Snuggles can be used as a substitute.
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We have to get him heart-shaped pink cushions to sit on.
<3
With Barbie on them!
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I think a Barbie sleeping bag might be more comfortable. But we'll get him heart-shaped pink Barbie pillows for his head.
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And we'll get a special Barbie pillow for his... tricorn!
(woah, it's been a long time.)
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How about we get him a special pink Barbie wig? One that can withstand the rough and tumble, rum-stained life of Tortuga?
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YES!
And a Barbie pistol. One that shoots hearts at people <3
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Or it can shoot high heels. Pink glittery ones, of course.
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XD. I stepped on one of those mini plastic Barbie heels once and it hurt like hell >:0
And his cravat HAS to be pink and glittery.
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Totally! However, it should be made of that stiff, shiny material they made Barbie dresses out of. Upperclass gentlemen always wear uncomfortable fabrics, you know.
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Complete with many many sequins.
High heels were quite the fashion back then.
Some plastic stilettos perhaps?
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And just so he doesn't suffer too much- some of those Dr. Scholl's gel shoe-liners. Of course, they fare well as anti-slip too, so when he's running from, oh, kraken babies, he doesn't lose a stiletto.
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Sequins are a given. Plastic stilettos are a must, because they still look fabulous, even smothered in a mixture of mud and rum.
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Why thanks! I just got the idea when I was doodling him.
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Haha! This is so lol. And so cute too.
And it is true, of course; nothing he didn't deserve! ^^
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Thank you! And yes, he did deserve it. But I still blame his madness on Jack!!
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xD It's so cute... I love the simplicity of it XDD
I may make this an icon o3o
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Yes, cute in its simplicity. Thanks so much!
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*squealz* AAAAAYYYYIIIIIEEEE IT'S NORRY!!!! *squealz again and huggles him possessively* HE'SMINEANDYOUCAN'TDOANYTHINGABOUTITMUAHAHAHAHAHAAA...
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...Um, if you're sure you want to hug a mud-covered, dirty, drunken ex-commodore who smells like pigs, be my guest.
...But could you put down the chainsaw so I can hug him too? Please?
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*sigh* Okay, I will let you have a turn...
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Be careful. A man with as many highs and lows as our dear former commodore may not remain with you long! It's best not to get attached.
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Not to get attatched to Norry chibi? Impossible! *pokes*
Chibi: x_x Ack.
Me: WHATDIDYOUSAY?
Chibi: I said...er...
Me: -_-
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I say again, be careful. He has a pointy sword, and he knows how to use it. You may have a chainsaw, but it is useless in the hands of an amateur.
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*sighs* True.
Take mind that I don't like the actual him...just the Chibis...I luffie chibis wif der big eyes and wittle bodies and awwww....^^ So...yeah...
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AH!! In which case, put the chainsaw down immediately!!!!!
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It's down already. u.u
*strokes chainsaw* I leave you to your...er...I dunno...with Chibi? o_o *feels awkward*
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...You're not making any sense at all. ^__~
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this is so amazing, lol, i need this on a tee-shirt!!!
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Thanks very much! And a t-shirt... Now THERE'S an idea...
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you should totally do it : ) i'd buy one IN A SECOND, lol
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I see an enormous market opening up before my eyes...
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: ) can i get a complementary one, lol?
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Sure! Let me just twitch my nose and one shall appear magically on your doorstep!
*twitch*
*poof*
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