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So, these are how I think the Boys would look at fourteen when Trent is going to kill them. I designed them for a Miraculous crossover fanfiction that I'm working on since, you know, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't allow fourth graders in the French interpretation of junior high. Not colored because I'm lazy but I might get to it eventually.

Eric Cartman
He's a tad bit taller than Chloé if this chart is correct but he's still pretty small compared to The Boys and the other kids in Miss. Bustier's class. I was going to make him around Ivan's height but to me, two tall and burly kids would just be too much. So basically he's like, half of Ivan. I don't think he'd participate in any sports considering he has the cholesterol levels of a seventy year old man but he'd always be there to piss off anyone who does. However, he surprisingly made the South Park High Student Council (despite President Wendy's absolute disagreement) due to his great leadership skills. He's also a pretty killer cook, which is a pretty good skill to have when you're going to butcher your enemy's parents and your own dad and make them into chili. As a person, he's still the manipulative and offensive fat little shit from fourth grade but he's mellowed down and is a little empathetic, especially to Butters. But not to Kyle, because he's a sneaky Jew.

I'm 100% positive he'd become buddy buddies with Chloé and probably Sabrina and Kim, and he'd teach Chloé how to become more of a manipulative bitch than she already is. Not good if she's supposed to get a Miraculous. Let's just hope she sees how much of a manipulative asshole he really is, and ditches him for the Bee Miraculous.

Stan Marsh
He's around the same height as Nino and Adrien, so around average height and not that small. He's also pretty bulky since he's a football player so I'm sure he could take on Kyle or even Kenny if he had to. He's the quarterback of the South Park High freshman football team, and he's dating Wendy so he's a total Chad. He occasionally plays baseball too, but not as much as when he was stuck in the Little League, which he considers a relief. He's also a pretty good songwriter and a singer, though he doesn't like to sing in public. As a person, he's probably the more sympathetic one who doesn't push people away from him and is more open to making friends than the other Boys. He also just wishes for everything to be normal around him and feels embarrassed when the adults fuck up but come on, they voted Cartman's fist as mayor. However, he has some bouts of depression due to his pessimistic world view but he's learned to deal with it.

He'd be nice to Adrien when he was assigned to work with him, and slowly became his friend when he saw how much of a shitty person Chloé was to everyone except to Adrien. When the other three try to talk shit about him, he's always there to defend him to the point that Cartman thinks they're gay lovers. I think he'd be great friends with Nino too.

Kyle Broflovski
A bit taller than Stan, Adrien and Nino but not as bulky as the former. He's kind of like a limp noodle but with some muscle, so it's not like he'll get blown away by the wind. He's half the Chad that Stan is, he's point guard and captain of the South Park High basketball team, which has been pretty successful. He's also pretty skilled with hacking and working with technology, he's even learned to phreak in his free time but he probably won't need it. It's pretty much why he's always on his phone, much to Miss. Bustier and Miss. Mendeleiev's distaste. If you want to know what's up with him, he's probably one of the reasons there hasn't been a nuclear disaster caused by President Garrison. As a person, he has the strongest voice out of the group and is not afraid to speak on what is on his mind, which is great ammo against Cartman. His nickname is still the "smart kid" since he's pretty intelligent and gets straight A's. However most of his beliefs come from his emotions and combined with a short temper, he's an emotional cocktail and could be the perfect akumatization target.

I think he'd have a good relationship with Alya, since they're pretty similar. Both are dramatic, jump to conclusions, would do anything to make sure to be right, but are tech savvy, brave, and smart. At first, it was a little rocky when he broke into the Ladyblog after she said she knew who Mysterion was she didn't but then they became friendlier when they got to know each other. I think Kyle would have a crush on her.

Kenny McCormick
He's the tallest out of the Boys but is only second tallest to Ivan. And pretty muscular, considering all of the training he has to go through to be able to match both Ladybug and Cat Noir with neither a Miraculous or a kwami. Due to that, he's really flexible, has good balance (considering you have to run on steep Parisian rooftops), and doesn't get hurt that often. He still retains his abilities of immortality but got a few new kinks from it with hyper regeneration, so like mentioned he doesn't get severely hurt and just wakes up completely normal the next day. He's not in either football or basketball, but he's focused more on brute sports like boxing and MMA since he's still able to take on people who would be considered physically stronger than he is. He still carries that old Mysterion costume around, but he's made a few changes with it so fortunately, he's not running around in briefs trying to act normal. He still retains the same shtick that he had for five years, regarding being Karen's guardian, but this time he actually takes on whoever he deems a villain instead of waiting for the corrupted and prejudiced police force, which he deems inferior. As a person, he's pretty quiet, but also empathetic to those he considers close to him and stays loyal, so he's considered on of the more kinder kids. But he's still one of the more sexually knowledgeable and experienced, so he's still the pervert from fourth grade.

I picture him as someone who doesn't really bother with talking unless he feels he has to, hence why his face is always covered up. So usually, Stan and Kyle do most of the talking for him. However, that hasn't stopped him. He slowly became close to Marinette due to being stuck working with her for two different projects, but he doesn't mind her company. He's also friends with both Ladybug and Cat Noir despite finding the latter's schtick a displeasure since he's stuck working with the bug and cat duo for the week.

South Park - Comedy Central and South Park Studios
Miraculous Ladybug - Zag Studios
Art and designs - me

Description
So, these are how I think the Boys would look at fourteen when Trent is going to kill them. I designed them for a Miraculous crossover fanfiction that I'm working on since, you know, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't allow fourth graders in the French interpretation of junior high. Not colored because I'm lazy but I might get to it eventually.

Eric Cartman
He's a tad bit taller than Chloé if this chart is correct but he's still pretty small compared to The Boys and the other kids in Miss. Bustier's class. I was going to make him around Ivan's height but to me, two tall and burly kids would just be too much. So basically he's like, half of Ivan. I don't think he'd participate in any sports considering he has the cholesterol levels of a seventy year old man but he'd always be there to piss off anyone who does. However, he surprisingly made the South Park High Student Council (despite President Wendy's absolute disagreement) due to his great leadership skills. He's also a pretty killer cook, which is a pretty good skill to have when you're going to butcher your enemy's parents and your own dad and make them into chili. As a person, he's still the manipulative and offensive fat little shit from fourth grade but he's mellowed down and is a little empathetic, especially to Butters. But not to Kyle, because he's a sneaky Jew.

I'm 100% positive he'd become buddy buddies with Chloé and probably Sabrina and Kim, and he'd teach Chloé how to become more of a manipulative bitch than she already is. Not good if she's supposed to get a Miraculous. Let's just hope she sees how much of a manipulative asshole he really is, and ditches him for the Bee Miraculous.

Stan Marsh
He's around the same height as Nino and Adrien, so around average height and not that small. He's also pretty bulky since he's a football player so I'm sure he could take on Kyle or even Kenny if he had to. He's the quarterback of the South Park High freshman football team, and he's dating Wendy so he's a total Chad. He occasionally plays baseball too, but not as much as when he was stuck in the Little League, which he considers a relief. He's also a pretty good songwriter and a singer, though he doesn't like to sing in public. As a person, he's probably the more sympathetic one who doesn't push people away from him and is more open to making friends than the other Boys. He also just wishes for everything to be normal around him and feels embarrassed when the adults fuck up but come on, they voted Cartman's fist as mayor. However, he has some bouts of depression due to his pessimistic world view but he's learned to deal with it.

He'd be nice to Adrien when he was assigned to work with him, and slowly became his friend when he saw how much of a shitty person Chloé was to everyone except to Adrien. When the other three try to talk shit about him, he's always there to defend him to the point that Cartman thinks they're gay lovers. I think he'd be great friends with Nino too.

Kyle Broflovski
A bit taller than Stan, Adrien and Nino but not as bulky as the former. He's kind of like a limp noodle but with some muscle, so it's not like he'll get blown away by the wind. He's half the Chad that Stan is, he's point guard and captain of the South Park High basketball team, which has been pretty successful. He's also pretty skilled with hacking and working with technology, he's even learned to phreak in his free time but he probably won't need it. It's pretty much why he's always on his phone, much to Miss. Bustier and Miss. Mendeleiev's distaste. If you want to know what's up with him, he's probably one of the reasons there hasn't been a nuclear disaster caused by President Garrison. As a person, he has the strongest voice out of the group and is not afraid to speak on what is on his mind, which is great ammo against Cartman. His nickname is still the "smart kid" since he's pretty intelligent and gets straight A's. However most of his beliefs come from his emotions and combined with a short temper, he's an emotional cocktail and could be the perfect akumatization target.

I think he'd have a good relationship with Alya, since they're pretty similar. Both are dramatic, jump to conclusions, would do anything to make sure to be right, but are tech savvy, brave, and smart. At first, it was a little rocky when he broke into the Ladyblog after she said she knew who Mysterion was she didn't but then they became friendlier when they got to know each other. I think Kyle would have a crush on her.

Kenny McCormick
He's the tallest out of the Boys but is only second tallest to Ivan. And pretty muscular, considering all of the training he has to go through to be able to match both Ladybug and Cat Noir with neither a Miraculous or a kwami. Due to that, he's really flexible, has good balance (considering you have to run on steep Parisian rooftops), and doesn't get hurt that often. He still retains his abilities of immortality but got a few new kinks from it with hyper regeneration, so like mentioned he doesn't get severely hurt and just wakes up completely normal the next day. He's not in either football or basketball, but he's focused more on brute sports like boxing and MMA since he's still able to take on people who would be considered physically stronger than he is. He still carries that old Mysterion costume around, but he's made a few changes with it so fortunately, he's not running around in briefs trying to act normal. He still retains the same shtick that he had for five years, regarding being Karen's guardian, but this time he actually takes on whoever he deems a villain instead of waiting for the corrupted and prejudiced police force, which he deems inferior. As a person, he's pretty quiet, but also empathetic to those he considers close to him and stays loyal, so he's considered on of the more kinder kids. But he's still one of the more sexually knowledgeable and experienced, so he's still the pervert from fourth grade.

I picture him as someone who doesn't really bother with talking unless he feels he has to, hence why his face is always covered up. So usually, Stan and Kyle do most of the talking for him. However, that hasn't stopped him. He slowly became close to Marinette due to being stuck working with her for two different projects, but he doesn't mind her company. He's also friends with both Ladybug and Cat Noir despite finding the latter's schtick a displeasure since he's stuck working with the bug and cat duo for the week.

South Park - Comedy Central and South Park Studios
Miraculous Ladybug - Zag Studios
Art and designs - me