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arcanineryu β Sexual Offenderman comic: hit him part 1
Published: 2013-04-22 06:18:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 25369; Favourites: 307; Downloads: 30
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it's been awhile since i made any smexy stuff, so i figured i'd make a comic for the hell of it.part 1:[link]
part 2:[link]
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heh, lol... "like last time", do i want to know what happened???? V\\\\\\\\\\V
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yeah, that happens a lot with him.
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What a perfect timing four him to pop in for you ranting took hit anything
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My God he is so much like my perverted character Havoc.
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LOL his face just cracks me up... weird I have no idea why I is just random like that XD
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you should do a fuck it thing. (and no not sex) where you say fuck it and kiss him
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I'd be more likely to just one day say, "fuck it" and chop him up with my axe. after all, why do you think I wear a mask all the time? so he doesn't slobber all over my face all the time.
but seriously, I really don't want a foot long tongue shoved down my throat.
but how about I bash my masked face against him once just for you? pretty much the same thing right?
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yes pleassssssssssse that would be awesome
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...I don't trust this.. ._. If anything I'd keep my hands tied behind my own back in order not to touch or go anywhere near him...oh wait...Then I'd be defenseless...GOD DAMMIT DX New Plan..
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Mmm, Smexy up to something... Β¬_o
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XD what a graceful fall from a monster that probably weighs a few tons. 0.o makes me wonder how he doesn't break/completely pulverize everything he lands on.
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he's very good at throwing his weight around. i think it may have something to do with him not having bones and such, although it could very well be possible that he could change his weight. i know he has his own personal subspace where he keeps all his roses and crap, and he does keep a few tentacles in there to sort things around. i wouldn't put it past him to store extra body mass in those extra tentacles he keeps reached into the place. i mean he doesn't break my chairs or bed or anything. although i have been yelled at by dorm mates because of him making to much noise doing dumb stuff like this.
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Interesting, Huh I never thought that he wouldn't have any bones, maybe that's why he can't get as tall as Slenderman without toppling over. Which brings up another question with Smexy's coat you say he has it washed(?) who to say what stops someone from reaching into one of these subspaces, as well of water getting in.
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well the coat isn't the source of his subspace, its just a visual and metal aid to help stop it from looking weird when he pulls stuff out of thin air, and to help stop him from emptying it all out in one go when he's stoned out of his mind, instead of just pulling stuff out one by one. so he can be totally naked, yet still be handing out roses. although that's not to say the coat is completely without powers, it just that as far as the subspace goes it more of a focus, not a source.
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Ah, awesome. Any chance of letting us know someday of what his coat can do?
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what do you mean by that?
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I'm saying you want to him hit!
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Love the way how Smexy comes from nowhere~ >w< :flyingheartsplz:
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yeah, must be pretty startling up until you get used to it.
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Funny that he calls you Honeybunch. It's kinda cute.
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yeah, the guys got a million of them.
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No surprise, I doubt he'll do the same to me, considering I'm not a Proxy.
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no, he's been known to use it in general conversation. though its more often stuff like babes, cutie, n junk. you kinda have to have the right setup in a conversation for him to use stuff like honeybunch. like the plushies by the way
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Thanks, I'm making more, mostly of Eevee and its evolutions.
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Lynn: Last time? What happened when you hit him before?
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Arc: he ate my paint palette and i had to get a new one.
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Lynn: 
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well its not like he would want me to stop trying to clobber him.
blogging and petty fighting is pretty much all we ever get to do for fun. if i ever became a pacifist it would probably crush him.
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Lynn: I would be there with a camera to capture the priceless moment.
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