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The ice king was fuming in his secret ice cave. Normally reserved for various rituals he would occasionally attempt, it was so secret, that even the ice king frequently forgot where it was.
"I'm tellin you Gunter, Ive captured every princess in ooo, most of them more than once, and still I can't seem to find one willing to be my bride."
He flips through a spell book.
"I think it's time we shake things up a bit, broaden our horizons. This summoning spell should get me a princess ive never kidnapped before, wont that be fun Gunter?'
"quack"
"Heh heh heh, yea. Now let's see, just have to get some massive power source, He looks at a big generator on the other side of the room, check,"
He then mumbles the rest of the spell before slamming the book shut.
"Well this sounds easy enough." He puts on his crown, which is connected to the generator by a few wires. And fires a bolt of magic at the center of the circle in the room. The energy builds and builds until it looks like there's a small white dwarf star in the circle. Gunter, blinded by the light, stumbles back and falls down a small stairway near the edge of the circle with a loud quack!
The ice king strains and strains to pump out more ice power, his hands becoming covered in ice crystals that work their way up his arms, until finally there's a sound like the crash of thunder as the white star seems to implode and the ice king is knocked back, the shock wave sending deep cracks trough the walls of the ice cave. Then the small point of light at the middle begins to take shape. growing into what looks like a giant angelic serpent made of constantly changing, glowing opal.
"Who dares summon me!" It says with a thundering, yet at the same time almost musical voice
"I dares!" The ice king states with a raised arm being visible around the seam of the summoning circle. He sits up, looking pretty disheveled with his hair and beard blown strait back. Then stands and steps back into the circle, clawing his hair and beard back into shape.
"I am shien latem mokenotep, granter of wishes"
"Yea yea I know," the ice king states with a hint of annoyance as he works his beard back into place. Getting it back to its original state he continues. "Look I brought you here because I have a favor to ask of you."
"Don't they all."
"You see, I have somewhat of a princess problem."
"And what might that be?"
"Well ive captured them all! That's the problem!"
The serpent bends down until it is face to face with the ice king.
"And what do you want from me?"
"Well, I want a new princess to capture."
The serpent's eyes squint as it looks deep within the ice king.
"You have captured every single princess in existence since the land of ooo began a thousand years ago."
It rises back to its normal height. "There are no princesses left."
"Hey, I didn't bring you here just so you could say no. the spell says that you have to grant my wish, so quit your whining and get me a princess!"
There's a moment's pause as the serpent considers the wish. "I'll see what I can do."
There's another flash of light and a thunderclap, and once again the ice king is thrown back by the shock wave, along with Gunter, who had just managed to climb back onto the circle.
The magical serpent suddenly appears in what looks like a regular town, and not a ooo town, a human town, Only with a giant mushroom cloud in the background. it scoops up the first girl it see's right before the fiery shockwave reaches them, incinerating everyone and everything in its path.
The serpent reappears in the ice kings summoning chamber.
"All-riiiight! Gimme gimme gimme! Wheres my new princess!"
The serpent unfolds its wings and gingerly, slides the unconscious teenage girl onto the icy summoning circle.
The ice kings eyes follow the girl down as his expression turns from one of excitement, to one of shock.
"But, that's a… that's a," he stammers, but the serpent cuts him off.
"You have captured every princess since the land of ooo began. In order to grant your wish, I had to go back to before the great mushroom war."
"Say what?" the ice king says with confused disbelief.
"My end of the bargain has been paid, I will now take my leave." and the serpent starts to disintegrate into specks of light until disappearing entirely.
"Wait! But I have more questions!" The ice king shouts after it, but its too late, the serpent's gone. He looks down at the girl, kneels next to her, and with one hand pushes her onto her back to get a better look. She looks to be in her teens, and has long, light orange hair that seems to sparkle. She wears a sky-blue hoodie, purple striped fingerless gloves, and a loose fitting pair of black pants.
The ice king looks at her with slight confusion as he try's to work things out in his head.
"Oh well. Gunter! Help me carry her to the cage." He says while straining to sling her over his shoulder. Gunter timidly looks over the circle, worried about another shockwave, then squawks and hides behind the ledge again.
"Fine I'll do it myself."
And walks off with his new princess.
Her eyes slowly open, blinking a few times. Each time seeing the ice kings face a few feet from her own, behind what looks like bars made of ice. He reaches through the bars and pokes her again
"Hey, princess, you awake yet?" Pokes her again. "Princess? Helloooooo."
Her eyes snap open
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH who are you?" She screams as she sits up and shuffles back as far as she can, only to hit the icy wall behind her. "Where am i! what happened! What are you going to do to me! Somebody help me!!!!" She screams hysterically.
Getting to his feet the ice king responds cheerfully. "Calm down princess calm down. Everything's gonna be ok. Ive just captured you so you can be my new bride and we can live happily ever after."
"You what!"
"Yea, I do this to all the princesses, only now I couldn't find any new princesses to kidnap, so that's why I wished for you."
"You're insane!"
"Yea, they all say that."
Calming down a bit, she carefully asks, "do you have a gun or anything?"
"A what now?"
And she leaps over, grabs him by the nose, and slams his head against the bars Again and again, Trying to knock him out. But ice king comes to his senses and blasts her with a stream of snow, knocking her back into the wall and covering her in a pile, which she quickly crawls out of. Looking terrified and confused.
"Oww! That hurt you know!" He says while rubbing his nose. "What'd you do that for?"
"How.. how did you do that?"
"I'm the ice king, I have dominion over the ice and snow, ssssss, oww…"
"Your kidding right? You actually have magic? This isn't a trick, is it?"
"What, haven't you ever seen a wizard before? where'd that snake get you from anyway?"
"Where am I now?"
"I asked first."
"No you didn't!" she yells as she begins to really freak out. "You still haven't answered my question from before! Because all this," she says while frantically motioning to everything around her. "Is pretty weird."
"Well, ok princess. This is my home. I'm the ice king, I live in the ice kingdom along with penguins and stuff, like Gunter here!" He says while picking up a random penguin. "Now you go."
"Oookay, im Isabella,"
"That's a pretty name." The ice king interjects.
"And I'm, umm American,"
"America," he says while tapping his chin in thought. "Why does that sound so familiar? I'm sure I've heard of that place somewhere."
"And I, uhhhhhhh, hmmm. You know, now that i think about it, shouldn't I NOT talk about who I am and where I came from in these sort of situations?"
"Oooo to make it more mysterious, I like it! Although, I have to ask, what sort of princess are you?"
"Why do you keep calling me princess?"
"You are a princess right? That snake didn't screw up my wish did he?"
She rubs the back of her neck anxiously. "Let's just say, hypothetically of course, if I wasn't a princess, what would you do?"
"I dunno, kill you I guess."
"I'm a princess."
"Ok, we've already covered that, but what kind of princess?"
"What do you mean?"
"Oh you know, like bubblegum princess, slime princess, wildberry princess, fluffy space princess, don't mess with her by the way, she's really annoying, turtle princess,…"
"Uhhh, I don't really have any weird names like that."
"So it's just princess Isabella?"
"Sure, let's go with that."
"See isn't this great, were getting to know each other, having fun, and you only hit me once! Let's get married before someone tries to screw it up again."
"Wait! You're serious? I can't get married!"
"Yea yea, I've heard it all before."
"But really, your, like, old enough to be my grandpa, great grandpa,"she says with a hint of disgust "and I have to get home, what with the war going on my parents must be worried sick."
"Look Isabella princess, if I would let princess go just because their parents were worried about them, would have never gotten into the princess-napping business in the first place."
"But I don't even know you."
"Sure you do! I'm the ice king, I have control over ice and live with penguins in a mountain made of ice, surrounded by mountains that are also made of ice."
She gets a sly look on her face, "well, can I see your, grand icy kingdom that's made of ice?"
"Well I guess there's no harm in that, if you're gonna be my queen you should at least see my kingdom."
"Exactly! Now open the door."
He unlocks the cell door. "Now no funny business, I've got my eye on you."
She calmly walks out of the cell.
"So, do you want to give me a tour of the place?
"Do I! Here, follow me, we'll start with the living room."
She follows the ice king as he leads her through his home, showing her the various rooms while Isabella shivers beneath a blanket the ice king loaned her, until he says, "And this is the front door and the cage I kept you in earlier. Yea, it's a pretty nice cage, I made it myself,"
While he's not looking, Isabella goes over to one of the icy stalactites that litter the room and works to break off a large chunk. Then slinks back to the ice king, with her new weapon hidden beneath the blanket.
"Yep a lot of princesses, and occasionally the heroes that came to save them have been locked in this very prison, a lot of memories in these old bars…"
SMACK!!!!!
She hits him on the back of the head, using the stalactite as a club, and ice king crumples in a heap. She sprints towards the door, leaps out, and continues sprinting down the long winding icy road leading to his castle. The ice king regains consciousness, and try's to shake himself awake,
"No princess don't go! I haven't shown you the rumpus room! Oh and we still have to get married!" He fly's after her while she, half running, half sliding, she makes it to the bottom of the pathway, only to meet the penguin guards and their icy battle axes. Squawking and pointing their weapons at her threateningly, she looks up to see the ice king, flying with his beard after her, so she runs to the side of the pathway and skids down the steep slope, befuddled penguin guards watching her go. She lands in a pile of soft snow and takes off again, ice king in close pursuit.  She turns a corner and sees a cave and quickly ducks in to hide behind a pile of snow. The ice king lands, scratching his head and looking around. Isabella keeps as quiet as possible, until she hears something stir behind her, she turns around to see what looks like a pile of snow moving, only it's not a pile of snow. A black nose and long back claws appear as the creature gets to his feet, revealing it to be a giant polar bear. Less angry than inquisitive it casually strolls over to Isabella while she backs away terrified saying.
"Alright, penguins with axes, I'm fine with that, magic ice kings? Weird, but i can handle it. But polar bears? That's really pushing it."
The polar bear roars and Isabella screams, sprinting out of the cave as fast as she can with the bear following close behind, the ice kings head turns to find the source of the screaming, only to see a massive snarling white bear charging after Isabella.
"Princess? Hey! That's my princess! Bad bear! Leave her alone!" he rises into the air and zaps the bear which stops and roars with pain.
"That's right! Go on, march right back into that cave and think about what you've done because you just earned yourself a time out mister."
The bear sulks back into the cave, leaving Isabella standing there in the snow looking dumbstruck.
"And you princess, we have to have a little chat about trying to escape the castle without my permission." he zaps some ice hands cuffs on her, then scoops her up and brings Isabella back to his castle. She's thrown back in the cell where the handcuffs melt off her wrists. She stands up and rubs her wrists while the ice king locks the door.
"Now princess Isabella, were going to have some quality bonding time and get to know each other better before the wedding."
"You don't mean!" she says with fear while ice king walks over to his closet. And reaches inside
"What kind of instrument do you play?" he says cheerfuly while holding a flute and a drum.
"Oh, phew."
"What? What were you thinking we would do?"
"Uhhh, nothing. And I'm more of a dancer than a musician."
"Really?"
"Yea, I took classes all the time. It was kinda my thing."
"Well here, how about I play and you can dance!"
He says while going over to the electric piano he keeps near the cage.
"Uhh, I'm not so sure about that."
"Come on, it'll be fun."
"uhh, I'm, tired, yea, tired. From all that escaping and nearly getting eaten by a bear. Yup, real tiring stuff. so, how about you just explain what's going on here in more, detail. I mean what is this another universe or something? A parallel dimension? A hallucination? Am I just in the middle of some very vivid dream caused by a coma or something?"
"Well I don't know." He responds. "All I did was summon an ancient snake guy to grant my wish about having more princesses to capture. He said something about already capturing all the princesses for the past thousand years and next thing I know, poof there you are. Princess Isabella of nothing in particular."
"You've been capturing princesses for a thousand years, and your still not married?"
"shhh! Don't say that out loud, I'm sensitive about my age. Besides, if I am that old, it's not like I remember any of it."
She looks down, thinking for a moment.
"Do I really have to marry you?"
"Well normally some hero comes and saves any princess I capture but they have kingdoms to notice they're missing and tell Finn and Jake, but nobody knows your here but me, so I might actually be able to get away with it this time!"
She whispers to herself morosely, "I hope those heros'll come save me."
Back at fin and jokes house, Finn says
"awwww man I'm so bored! Nothing's happened all week, well besides babysitting for that dragon. But looking after a bunch of eggs is no fun. You wanna go see if the ice kings up to something?"
"no way man, I'm about to beat my high score." Jake responds as he plays a video game on beemo.

But Isabella snaps out of it and with a sudden display of bravery says "wait a minute, what am I thinking! I'm no damsel in distress. I can save myself!"
But her bravery is short lived and she slumps down against the wall and buries he face in her sleeves. "aww who am I kidding. I'm stuck here. I'm no match for a bear."
"That's the spirit princes, now where do you want to go on our honeymoon?" the ice king chimes in while gathering up dirty clothes from his hamper
"I don't know anywhere around here brainiac!" she shouts back at him.
"Oh, that's right, oh well I'll just decide for us. You need anything before I do my laundry?" he says through the large pile of clothes he's carrying.
"I think I'll just sit here and be miserable."
"Alright honeybunch, I'll be back in a jiffy, then we can talk some more."
He leaves with his pile while Isabella mopes. "Im too young to get married. I'm 15, I should have my whole life ahead of me, not be cooped up with some crazy ice king, even if it is really awesome here, what with all the magic and polar bears and penguins living in the same place even though they're supposed to live on opposite sides of the world. Maybe this isn't so bad. I mean it's better to worry about polar bears and penguin soldiers than some war. And who knows, maybe I can get some magic powers too, wouldn't that be cool. Then I wouldn't have to worry about some stupid bear. Just wish I didn't have to marry that jerk. Ironic, I finally achieve every girls dream to be a princess, only to be forcibly married against my will. Being a queen sucks. I wish I could just stay a princess." Then her eyes snap open with sudden inspiration. "I could just stay a princess." she smiles her sly smile.
"Hey ice king!" she shouts.
He sprints back, skidding to a halt in the doorway. "What is it! Have you decided to swear your undying love to me?"
"Uhh, no."
"Awwww, you got my hopes up for nothing."
"I have a question for you."
"Cant it wait? If I leave my robes in the dryer to long they'll shrink and I'll have to get a whole new wardrobe."
"Do you have any ice princesses?"
"Isn't that what you're for?"
"No-no-no-no-no, once you marry me, then I'll be an ice QUEEN, I was asking if you had any ice PRINCESSES?
"Oh, then no. I guess not."
"You want one?"
"Why, do you know any?"
"No stupid, I'm talking about me. I could be your ice princess."
"You mean like, daughter?"
"As long as it gets me out of marrying you."
"You mean I would be, a father?"
"Pretty much."
"And we could do all sorts of awesome father daughter stuff?"excitement starting to rise in his voice.
"That's kinda part of the deal dude."
"And you could sing sings about me eating your fries and how that causes all sorts deep inner turmoil that you just have to put into a song?"
"I suppose I could. I mean who ever said that having a crazy blue guy for an adopted father wouldn't lead to some crazy outcomes. You are talking about french fries right?"
"And you could go through a rebellious phase and give me the silent treatment for months for no reason!" he says with an odd amount of excitement considering the subject matter.
"I'm considering doing that now! But seriously, teach me how to use ice magic."
"Yea! and we could kidnap princess together!"
"uhhhhhhhh...."
"And we can have big birthday parties and invite everyone."
"Don't you ever have birthday parties?"
"Yea, but not kid birthday parties. They get all the best stuff, like piñatas and clowns and guests who'll actually attend.*sniffle*you've made me so happy...."
He unlocks the cage, hugs Isabella and starts sobbing on her shoulder uncontrollably while she stands there uncomfortably.
"uhhhhhh, dude? I think that's enough crying."
"But I'm so happy!" he says through a waterfall of tears.
"Well, how about we get started on those father-daughter activity's, like teaching me how to use some of that neat ice magic of yours. Can't be an ice princess without it."
He stops crying. "Hey yea! although..." he takes off his crown." I get all my powers from my crown, and it's not like I have a bunch of these just lying around." he says with a shrug.
"Well aren't there other ways to get ice powers besides having a crown?"
"Oh, yea, duh!" he face palms lightly, "silly me. You just have to learn fridjitsu."
"Fridjitsu?"
"You know, what ice ninjas use?"
"Ice ninja?"
"Don't worry it's real easy, well most of it is anyway, here, I'll show you. Just don't tell anyone where I keep my ninja stuff" he whispers from behind his hand "it's supposed to be a secret."
He walks over to a blank park of the wall and zaps it with his ice magic. Part of the ice wall slides away to reveal a secret room, full of ninja weapons, posters, and a ninja meditation circle.
"Well come on don't be frightened." he says as they both walk into the room. The ice king walks over to a pedestal with a white book on it and then hands the book to Isabella. she reads the title.
"Huh, ninjas of the ice, the art of Fridjitsu volume 1." she opens the book to the first page and the ice king reaches over to point at it.
"See you start off small, like ice throwing stars," he flips through the pages. "Until you work your way up to the more complicated stuff, like the flying glacier."
"What's that do?"
"Oh you just make a giant ice boulder and throw it. I have volumes 2 through 4 over in the cupboard here, but they aren't first edition so I don't display them as much."
"Neat-o! So I just have to make these hand signs and I can do all this? It's really that simple?"
"Why wouldn't it be? Go on, try it out."
"Alright."
She does a series of hand motions. "Glass dagger!"
And an icy dagger forms in her hands. Her eyes get big with awe.
"Wow..."
They spend almost the entire afternoon practicing ninja moves, until finally slowing down as it got dark. The ice king is disappointed to see that he left his clothes in the dryer the whole time and now they've all shrunk.
"Hey ice king! Check it out; I finally mastered the ice sword." She makes a few hand signs and a long ice sword appears in her hands.
"That's great sweetie, but daddy has to throw away all his clothes." he holds one up to show her. "See? They're just too small now." Then he holds it in front of her, sizing it up as he looks form it to Isabella. "Maybe you can wear them instead?"
She shrugs, "well, I guess I would need some new clothes eventually anyway."
She takes off her hoddie and slips on the shirt. It fits like a loose sweater would, barely going past her hips and with loose fitting sleeves.
"*gasp!* look at us! we're like twins! I'll get the camera." he says while Isabella rolls her eyes.
After taking a few pictures, the ice king talks Isabella into playing a board game, similar to candyland, but it appears to be a game that the ice king invented himself.
"This has to be the best day ever, most people are to be turned off by my looks and personality." he says as he moves his game piece across the board. "But not you apparently"
"Hey, I babysat for 5 loud, obnoxious little kids every Friday for a month. I can handle playing board games with some weirdo. uhh no offense."
"None taken. You know I should have tried this adoption thing years ago. Heh, to be honest, I've never actually had any kids before. Sure every so often I get to hear the pitter patter of little baby penguins running around, like Gunters little cutie pie over there." he points to an adorable glowing pink kitten sleeping in a little cat bed.
Isabella raises her eyebrow in confusion. "Baby penguins are cats?"
"No, just Gunters. I don't really know why, and i'm not one to ask questions like that. But my point is, I'm not really sure how to go about this whole father thing."
"Meh, don't worry. I can look after myself for the most part."
"Yea, but what am I supposed to do."
"Well," she rolls the dice and moves her playing piece, "I guess what dads are supposed to do is just be there for their kids when they need them, and teach them stuff about life and the world and stuff. Just generally take care of them until they can take care of themselves."
"I guess that makes sense." he says in a small sort of voice showing he's still not quite sure about the whole thing.
"Hey don't worry about it, just do what I tell you to and everything'll be fine. Trust me on this one."
"Wait, so dads are supposed to do everything their kids tell them to? I thought it was the other way around."
"Yea, with normal dads, you on the other hand, wellll.... aren't, so if you want this to work out, you should probably listen to the girl who actually has a firm grip on reality. At least in comparison."
"Can I touch your hair?" He says with wide glittering eyes.
"No."
"awwwww." he says gloomily.
The next morning she wakes up in a the ninja meditation circle in a sleeping bag made from the hide of some white furred animal, to the sound of the ice king saying.
"Hey, Izzy are you awake yet? princess? sweetie? Are you awake?" about a foot away from her.
Her eyes snap open along with a surprised scream which gets the ice king screaming too. Eventually she stops, panting and clutching her chest. She looks around and says to herself.
"Well I'm still here so I guess I'm not crazy." before looking at ice king and saying.
"Don't do that."
"Do what?"
"*Sigh* never mind."
"Well now that you're awake let's do more father daughter stuff."
She rubs the sleep out of her eyes. "What time is it?"
"Adventure time."
"What?"
"Sunrise."
"Sunrise? whaddo you mean sunrise?" She walks out of the secret ninja room and looks out the window. You can just barely see the sun looking like its straining to peak out over the horizon, only to sink back down as if it too agreed that it was way too early to be doing anything.
"That's it, I'm going back to bed."
"But what about getting an early start?" He whines.
She turns back to him a raging ball of fury shouting " I JUST STAYED UP ALL NIGHT!!!!!!"
"Sounds like someone isn't a morning person." he says while rubbing his ringing ears.
"Look you know what, fine! It's not like I'd be able to get back to sleep anyway."  She grabs the bridge of her nose with frustration as she try's to calm down, before half-heartedly asking "So, what do you normally do in the morning?"
"Well normally I have breakfast, feed the penguins do a quick 15 minute workout and then check my calendar and see where it goes from there."
"Sounds fan-freaking-tastic. Let's go do those things you said."
And so it goes on like this for days. As illustrated by this montage!
getting up, chatting over a breakfast of reheated pizza, her doing some impressive dance stretches while ice king lifts dumbbells, the two of them outside in the snow with the ice king making ice minions for Isabella to fight with her new ninja moves, ice king showing her the penguins and talking about each one, Isabella teaching the ice king how to dance a weird mixture of ballet and breakdancing in the evening, breakfast again, but this time with Isabella putting hot peppers on the pizza and eating it normally while the ice king try's a slice and freaks out from it being too spicy and Isabella laughs hysterically at the sight of him screaming and running back and forth hysterically before zapping his tongue so its encased in ice, his eyes watery, while Isabella falls off the chair laughing. Isabella spotting the ice king while he uses the bench press, him straining to lift a particularly heavy load, until his arms give out and the weights crush his chest, causing the both of them to panic as Isabella tries to lift the weights off of him. back outside practicing ninja moves against snow minions,this time with the ice king covered in bandages. The ice king showing Isabella a chamber full of magic items while she randomly picks up a shiny gold amulet with flames engraves around it and unleashes a flamethrower like stream of fire from the amulets center, creating a huge melted hole in the ceiling that a few penguins look through while the ice king looks sternly at Isabella who smiles an awkward smile and puts the amulet down. The two of them ice climbing with Isabella now wearing brown ugg boots, a purple pair of gloves, and a hoddie made of the same material as the ice kings robe, while using ninja hook and chain weapons as ice picks  to scale the side of a steep mountain. The ice king is a good distance behind her and looks like he's having a hard time with the whole ice climbing thing until he just gives up, wipes the sweat form his forehead and fly's the rest of the way up while Isabella watches him go then keeps on climbing.
The monologue ends with Isabella sitting cross-legged on an easy chair made of ice, playing videogames on the ice kings computer with the pink glowing kitten sleeping on her lap, when the ice king walks in. she turns off the computer and says
"Hey ice king, I've got something to ask you."
"Hey me too! But you go first."
"Well I was wondering about these advanced ninja moves." She says while flipping through a ninja manual. "I keep doing the hand signs and everything, but nothing happens."
"Here let me see." She gives him the book. "Well there's your problem. It says here that in order to do the advanced ice ninja techniques; you need some sort of powerful magic item to act as a power source, because apparently ambient magic just won't cut it."
"well you do have that trophy hall with all those magic items and junk, why don't I just use one of those?"
"Well, ok. But let's not go crazy here. I'm not a charity who just gives away all my valuable collectables. I need some hard assets whose value will grow along with the economy, instead of getting eaten away by inflation and forcing me to continue working during my twilight years."
"It's amazing how I could actually understand all that. Well let's go." She puts the kitten on the floor and puts on her boots before wandering off with the ice king. They try out many of the magic items to see if they could power advanced ninja techniques. a few of them seem to work but either fizzle out quick or are just too big to be practical, before coming to the amulet she used to burn a hole in the ceiling earlier. "So what about this one?"
"No way princess. It took me all day to fix the castle after the last time you used that."
"That doesn't mean you can't tell me what it is."
"Well, there is actually a pretty neat story behind this amulet. It's called the amulet of infinite flames and it all started years ago, back before Finn and Jake decided to stop all my princess kidnapping schemes." a flash back starting.
"You mean those two heroes you're always going on about?"
"NO INTERUPING THE STORY!!"
"Jeese, well sor-ry."
"Anyway, I had just captured fire princess and was busy finding out what sort of a person she was, but it wasn't going well. We were just so different from each other, it was like we were complete opposites, when suddenly there was a bright glow coming from the south side of my kingdom, or was it the west? Well whichever part boarders the fire kingdom. I rushed over to see what was happening, and it turned out to be a middle aged wizard from the fire kingdom trying to burn down my entire kingdom with that amulet and rescue the princess. So I tried to fight him off but he was too much for me and burned half my beard off, along with most of my clothes. And just when things looked bleakest and I might be burned to a crisp right then and there, I was able to freeze the amulet shut. The wizard was powerless without it so froze him solid. Only fire people aren't meant to be frozen so he died and I kept the amulet, so it could never be used against me and my kingdom again, oh and when I got back fire princess has escaped by melting through the wall."
"Wow." She opens the glass case to pick up the amulet, but the ice king slams it shut.
"What are you doing! I just told you that you can't use that amulet. It's too dangerous! Plus it doesn't really fit the whole ice princess theme."
"But I was young and naive then, now that I have a slightly better idea of what I'm doing the chances of accidentally hurting myself and anyone around me are much slimmer. And I'd be using it to power my ice stuff, and what could be a better power-source than something that has infinite in its name?"
"No, I won't allow it. Whaaaaa?" he sees that Isabella is already wearing the amulet. "Grrrrrrrrrrrrr." And he rips off the amulet and puts it back in the glass display case,  zapping it shut with an ice lock. "You're not using that amulet, listen to your father. Now let's go try out the other magic knick-knack's I have."
"Ok," she says while following him and clearly wearing the amulet.
"Good because I have this great sword that." he sees that she's wearing the amulet. "How did you do that?!"
"Magic ice lock picks!" She says while holding a pair of thin lock picks made of ice above her head dramatically.
"Alright, I'll admit that was impressive, but I'm serious Izzy. Can we at least try out the other ones first."
"Well, ok. But I still think this things the best choice."
Awhile later they walk out of the room with Isabella wearing the amulet of infinite flames.
"See, I told you it was the best choice."
He grumbles as he seals the secret entrance to his trophy room.
Isabella try's using the amulet by gently pushing the fire shaped button on the top to control the amount of fire coming out, creating a small candle like flame at the center.
"You, know, this thing is pretty easy to use one you get the hang of it."
"Izzy! What did I tell you about using that thing in the castle!"
"But I can still use it outside right?"
"Sure I guess." He says with a shrug.
"Sweet! Thanks pops!" and she gives him a quick hug before she runs outside to play with her new deadly weapon.
"She called me pops." He says with disbelief that turns into a smile. He follows her out the door and sits on the ledge overlooking the wide flat area they use for practicing her ninja moves and various other sports, like ice hockey, or croquet.
"*Sigh*, it seems like just yesterday that I kidnapped her, and now she's off destroying the surrounding area with an amulet of infinite flame. *sniffle* they just grow up so fast."
He sits there happily pondering life while below him Isabella runs away screaming from the angry polar bear who's house she just melted on accident.
Sometime later the ice king is lounging in his easy chair writing in his diary when Isabella comes in the castle. He closes his diary and asks "Soooo, how did it go with the bear?"
"We're cool. Since I accidentally melted his old cave, I just made him a new bigger one. He seems pretty happy with it, even invited me to a housewarming party he's throwing on Friday."
"Oooooo, Can I come?"
"I dunno, you'd have to go ask him."
He puts his diary down and stands up.
"Look, Izzy, I have to tell you something."
"Oh yea, that's right, from earlier today. So what was it that you wanted to tell me?"
"Actually I guess I mean I have to give you something." He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a wrapped present.
"Awww, for me? That's so nice of you"
"I was waiting for the right time to give it to you, which I guess is now apparently"
She rips apart the wrapping paper and opens the box, her eyes widen with shock as she pulls out a gold crown, rather like the ice kings, but with a single point and ruby on the front instead of three, and without any points on the back.
"Is this, real?"
"OF COURSE ITS REAL! What do you take me for, some kinda lowlife cheapskate who can't even afford to get his daughter a proper crown? I thought you believed in me. What's this relationship coming to!"
She hugs him, catching the ice king off guard
"I love it, wait this won't make me go crazy like your crown did?"
"No, it's just a crown."
"Then I love it." The ice king smiles and hugs her back.

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The ice king was fuming in his secret ice cave. Normally reserved for various rituals he would occasionally attempt, it was so secret, that even the ice king frequently forgot where it was.
"I'm tellin you Gunter, Ive captured every princess in ooo, most of them more than once, and still I can't seem to find one willing to be my bride."
He flips through a spell book.
"I think it's time we shake things up a bit, broaden our horizons. This summoning spell should get me a princess ive never kidnapped before, wont that be fun Gunter?'
"quack"
"Heh heh heh, yea. Now let's see, just have to get some massive power source, He looks at a big generator on the other side of the room, check,"
He then mumbles the rest of the spell before slamming the book shut.
"Well this sounds easy enough." He puts on his crown, which is connected to the generator by a few wires. And fires a bolt of magic at the center of the circle in the room. The energy builds and builds until it looks like there's a small white dwarf star in the circle. Gunter, blinded by the light, stumbles back and falls down a small stairway near the edge of the circle with a loud quack!
The ice king strains and strains to pump out more ice power, his hands becoming covered in ice crystals that work their way up his arms, until finally there's a sound like the crash of thunder as the white star seems to implode and the ice king is knocked back, the shock wave sending deep cracks trough the walls of the ice cave. Then the small point of light at the middle begins to take shape. growing into what looks like a giant angelic serpent made of constantly changing, glowing opal.
"Who dares summon me!" It says with a thundering, yet at the same time almost musical voice
"I dares!" The ice king states with a raised arm being visible around the seam of the summoning circle. He sits up, looking pretty disheveled with his hair and beard blown strait back. Then stands and steps back into the circle, clawing his hair and beard back into shape.
"I am shien latem mokenotep, granter of wishes"
"Yea yea I know," the ice king states with a hint of annoyance as he works his beard back into place. Getting it back to its original state he continues. "Look I brought you here because I have a favor to ask of you."
"Don't they all."
"You see, I have somewhat of a princess problem."
"And what might that be?"
"Well ive captured them all! That's the problem!"
The serpent bends down until it is face to face with the ice king.
"And what do you want from me?"
"Well, I want a new princess to capture."
The serpent's eyes squint as it looks deep within the ice king.
"You have captured every single princess in existence since the land of ooo began a thousand years ago."
It rises back to its normal height. "There are no princesses left."
"Hey, I didn't bring you here just so you could say no. the spell says that you have to grant my wish, so quit your whining and get me a princess!"
There's a moment's pause as the serpent considers the wish. "I'll see what I can do."
There's another flash of light and a thunderclap, and once again the ice king is thrown back by the shock wave, along with Gunter, who had just managed to climb back onto the circle.
The magical serpent suddenly appears in what looks like a regular town, and not a ooo town, a human town, Only with a giant mushroom cloud in the background. it scoops up the first girl it see's right before the fiery shockwave reaches them, incinerating everyone and everything in its path.
The serpent reappears in the ice kings summoning chamber.
"All-riiiight! Gimme gimme gimme! Wheres my new princess!"
The serpent unfolds its wings and gingerly, slides the unconscious teenage girl onto the icy summoning circle.
The ice kings eyes follow the girl down as his expression turns from one of excitement, to one of shock.
"But, that's a… that's a," he stammers, but the serpent cuts him off.
"You have captured every princess since the land of ooo began. In order to grant your wish, I had to go back to before the great mushroom war."
"Say what?" the ice king says with confused disbelief.
"My end of the bargain has been paid, I will now take my leave." and the serpent starts to disintegrate into specks of light until disappearing entirely.
"Wait! But I have more questions!" The ice king shouts after it, but its too late, the serpent's gone. He looks down at the girl, kneels next to her, and with one hand pushes her onto her back to get a better look. She looks to be in her teens, and has long, light orange hair that seems to sparkle. She wears a sky-blue hoodie, purple striped fingerless gloves, and a loose fitting pair of black pants.
The ice king looks at her with slight confusion as he try's to work things out in his head.
"Oh well. Gunter! Help me carry her to the cage." He says while straining to sling her over his shoulder. Gunter timidly looks over the circle, worried about another shockwave, then squawks and hides behind the ledge again.
"Fine I'll do it myself."
And walks off with his new princess.
Her eyes slowly open, blinking a few times. Each time seeing the ice kings face a few feet from her own, behind what looks like bars made of ice. He reaches through the bars and pokes her again
"Hey, princess, you awake yet?" Pokes her again. "Princess? Helloooooo."
Her eyes snap open
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH who are you?" She screams as she sits up and shuffles back as far as she can, only to hit the icy wall behind her. "Where am i! what happened! What are you going to do to me! Somebody help me!!!!" She screams hysterically.
Getting to his feet the ice king responds cheerfully. "Calm down princess calm down. Everything's gonna be ok. Ive just captured you so you can be my new bride and we can live happily ever after."
"You what!"
"Yea, I do this to all the princesses, only now I couldn't find any new princesses to kidnap, so that's why I wished for you."
"You're insane!"
"Yea, they all say that."
Calming down a bit, she carefully asks, "do you have a gun or anything?"
"A what now?"
And she leaps over, grabs him by the nose, and slams his head against the bars Again and again, Trying to knock him out. But ice king comes to his senses and blasts her with a stream of snow, knocking her back into the wall and covering her in a pile, which she quickly crawls out of. Looking terrified and confused.
"Oww! That hurt you know!" He says while rubbing his nose. "What'd you do that for?"
"How.. how did you do that?"
"I'm the ice king, I have dominion over the ice and snow, ssssss, oww…"
"Your kidding right? You actually have magic? This isn't a trick, is it?"
"What, haven't you ever seen a wizard before? where'd that snake get you from anyway?"
"Where am I now?"
"I asked first."
"No you didn't!" she yells as she begins to really freak out. "You still haven't answered my question from before! Because all this," she says while frantically motioning to everything around her. "Is pretty weird."
"Well, ok princess. This is my home. I'm the ice king, I live in the ice kingdom along with penguins and stuff, like Gunter here!" He says while picking up a random penguin. "Now you go."
"Oookay, im Isabella,"
"That's a pretty name." The ice king interjects.
"And I'm, umm American,"
"America," he says while tapping his chin in thought. "Why does that sound so familiar? I'm sure I've heard of that place somewhere."
"And I, uhhhhhhh, hmmm. You know, now that i think about it, shouldn't I NOT talk about who I am and where I came from in these sort of situations?"
"Oooo to make it more mysterious, I like it! Although, I have to ask, what sort of princess are you?"
"Why do you keep calling me princess?"
"You are a princess right? That snake didn't screw up my wish did he?"
She rubs the back of her neck anxiously. "Let's just say, hypothetically of course, if I wasn't a princess, what would you do?"
"I dunno, kill you I guess."
"I'm a princess."
"Ok, we've already covered that, but what kind of princess?"
"What do you mean?"
"Oh you know, like bubblegum princess, slime princess, wildberry princess, fluffy space princess, don't mess with her by the way, she's really annoying, turtle princess,…"
"Uhhh, I don't really have any weird names like that."
"So it's just princess Isabella?"
"Sure, let's go with that."
"See isn't this great, were getting to know each other, having fun, and you only hit me once! Let's get married before someone tries to screw it up again."
"Wait! You're serious? I can't get married!"
"Yea yea, I've heard it all before."
"But really, your, like, old enough to be my grandpa, great grandpa,"she says with a hint of disgust "and I have to get home, what with the war going on my parents must be worried sick."
"Look Isabella princess, if I would let princess go just because their parents were worried about them, would have never gotten into the princess-napping business in the first place."
"But I don't even know you."
"Sure you do! I'm the ice king, I have control over ice and live with penguins in a mountain made of ice, surrounded by mountains that are also made of ice."
She gets a sly look on her face, "well, can I see your, grand icy kingdom that's made of ice?"
"Well I guess there's no harm in that, if you're gonna be my queen you should at least see my kingdom."
"Exactly! Now open the door."
He unlocks the cell door. "Now no funny business, I've got my eye on you."
She calmly walks out of the cell.
"So, do you want to give me a tour of the place?
"Do I! Here, follow me, we'll start with the living room."
She follows the ice king as he leads her through his home, showing her the various rooms while Isabella shivers beneath a blanket the ice king loaned her, until he says, "And this is the front door and the cage I kept you in earlier. Yea, it's a pretty nice cage, I made it myself,"
While he's not looking, Isabella goes over to one of the icy stalactites that litter the room and works to break off a large chunk. Then slinks back to the ice king, with her new weapon hidden beneath the blanket.
"Yep a lot of princesses, and occasionally the heroes that came to save them have been locked in this very prison, a lot of memories in these old bars…"
SMACK!!!!!
She hits him on the back of the head, using the stalactite as a club, and ice king crumples in a heap. She sprints towards the door, leaps out, and continues sprinting down the long winding icy road leading to his castle. The ice king regains consciousness, and try's to shake himself awake,
"No princess don't go! I haven't shown you the rumpus room! Oh and we still have to get married!" He fly's after her while she, half running, half sliding, she makes it to the bottom of the pathway, only to meet the penguin guards and their icy battle axes. Squawking and pointing their weapons at her threateningly, she looks up to see the ice king, flying with his beard after her, so she runs to the side of the pathway and skids down the steep slope, befuddled penguin guards watching her go. She lands in a pile of soft snow and takes off again, ice king in close pursuit.  She turns a corner and sees a cave and quickly ducks in to hide behind a pile of snow. The ice king lands, scratching his head and looking around. Isabella keeps as quiet as possible, until she hears something stir behind her, she turns around to see what looks like a pile of snow moving, only it's not a pile of snow. A black nose and long back claws appear as the creature gets to his feet, revealing it to be a giant polar bear. Less angry than inquisitive it casually strolls over to Isabella while she backs away terrified saying.
"Alright, penguins with axes, I'm fine with that, magic ice kings? Weird, but i can handle it. But polar bears? That's really pushing it."
The polar bear roars and Isabella screams, sprinting out of the cave as fast as she can with the bear following close behind, the ice kings head turns to find the source of the screaming, only to see a massive snarling white bear charging after Isabella.
"Princess? Hey! That's my princess! Bad bear! Leave her alone!" he rises into the air and zaps the bear which stops and roars with pain.
"That's right! Go on, march right back into that cave and think about what you've done because you just earned yourself a time out mister."
The bear sulks back into the cave, leaving Isabella standing there in the snow looking dumbstruck.
"And you princess, we have to have a little chat about trying to escape the castle without my permission." he zaps some ice hands cuffs on her, then scoops her up and brings Isabella back to his castle. She's thrown back in the cell where the handcuffs melt off her wrists. She stands up and rubs her wrists while the ice king locks the door.
"Now princess Isabella, were going to have some quality bonding time and get to know each other better before the wedding."
"You don't mean!" she says with fear while ice king walks over to his closet. And reaches inside
"What kind of instrument do you play?" he says cheerfuly while holding a flute and a drum.
"Oh, phew."
"What? What were you thinking we would do?"
"Uhhh, nothing. And I'm more of a dancer than a musician."
"Really?"
"Yea, I took classes all the time. It was kinda my thing."
"Well here, how about I play and you can dance!"
He says while going over to the electric piano he keeps near the cage.
"Uhh, I'm not so sure about that."
"Come on, it'll be fun."
"uhh, I'm, tired, yea, tired. From all that escaping and nearly getting eaten by a bear. Yup, real tiring stuff. so, how about you just explain what's going on here in more, detail. I mean what is this another universe or something? A parallel dimension? A hallucination? Am I just in the middle of some very vivid dream caused by a coma or something?"
"Well I don't know." He responds. "All I did was summon an ancient snake guy to grant my wish about having more princesses to capture. He said something about already capturing all the princesses for the past thousand years and next thing I know, poof there you are. Princess Isabella of nothing in particular."
"You've been capturing princesses for a thousand years, and your still not married?"
"shhh! Don't say that out loud, I'm sensitive about my age. Besides, if I am that old, it's not like I remember any of it."
She looks down, thinking for a moment.
"Do I really have to marry you?"
"Well normally some hero comes and saves any princess I capture but they have kingdoms to notice they're missing and tell Finn and Jake, but nobody knows your here but me, so I might actually be able to get away with it this time!"
She whispers to herself morosely, "I hope those heros'll come save me."
Back at fin and jokes house, Finn says
"awwww man I'm so bored! Nothing's happened all week, well besides babysitting for that dragon. But looking after a bunch of eggs is no fun. You wanna go see if the ice kings up to something?"
"no way man, I'm about to beat my high score." Jake responds as he plays a video game on beemo.

But Isabella snaps out of it and with a sudden display of bravery says "wait a minute, what am I thinking! I'm no damsel in distress. I can save myself!"
But her bravery is short lived and she slumps down against the wall and buries he face in her sleeves. "aww who am I kidding. I'm stuck here. I'm no match for a bear."
"That's the spirit princes, now where do you want to go on our honeymoon?" the ice king chimes in while gathering up dirty clothes from his hamper
"I don't know anywhere around here brainiac!" she shouts back at him.
"Oh, that's right, oh well I'll just decide for us. You need anything before I do my laundry?" he says through the large pile of clothes he's carrying.
"I think I'll just sit here and be miserable."
"Alright honeybunch, I'll be back in a jiffy, then we can talk some more."
He leaves with his pile while Isabella mopes. "Im too young to get married. I'm 15, I should have my whole life ahead of me, not be cooped up with some crazy ice king, even if it is really awesome here, what with all the magic and polar bears and penguins living in the same place even though they're supposed to live on opposite sides of the world. Maybe this isn't so bad. I mean it's better to worry about polar bears and penguin soldiers than some war. And who knows, maybe I can get some magic powers too, wouldn't that be cool. Then I wouldn't have to worry about some stupid bear. Just wish I didn't have to marry that jerk. Ironic, I finally achieve every girls dream to be a princess, only to be forcibly married against my will. Being a queen sucks. I wish I could just stay a princess." Then her eyes snap open with sudden inspiration. "I could just stay a princess." she smiles her sly smile.
"Hey ice king!" she shouts.
He sprints back, skidding to a halt in the doorway. "What is it! Have you decided to swear your undying love to me?"
"Uhh, no."
"Awwww, you got my hopes up for nothing."
"I have a question for you."
"Cant it wait? If I leave my robes in the dryer to long they'll shrink and I'll have to get a whole new wardrobe."
"Do you have any ice princesses?"
"Isn't that what you're for?"
"No-no-no-no-no, once you marry me, then I'll be an ice QUEEN, I was asking if you had any ice PRINCESSES?
"Oh, then no. I guess not."
"You want one?"
"Why, do you know any?"
"No stupid, I'm talking about me. I could be your ice princess."
"You mean like, daughter?"
"As long as it gets me out of marrying you."
"You mean I would be, a father?"
"Pretty much."
"And we could do all sorts of awesome father daughter stuff?"excitement starting to rise in his voice.
"That's kinda part of the deal dude."
"And you could sing sings about me eating your fries and how that causes all sorts deep inner turmoil that you just have to put into a song?"
"I suppose I could. I mean who ever said that having a crazy blue guy for an adopted father wouldn't lead to some crazy outcomes. You are talking about french fries right?"
"And you could go through a rebellious phase and give me the silent treatment for months for no reason!" he says with an odd amount of excitement considering the subject matter.
"I'm considering doing that now! But seriously, teach me how to use ice magic."
"Yea! and we could kidnap princess together!"
"uhhhhhhhh...."
"And we can have big birthday parties and invite everyone."
"Don't you ever have birthday parties?"
"Yea, but not kid birthday parties. They get all the best stuff, like piñatas and clowns and guests who'll actually attend.*sniffle*you've made me so happy...."
He unlocks the cage, hugs Isabella and starts sobbing on her shoulder uncontrollably while she stands there uncomfortably.
"uhhhhhh, dude? I think that's enough crying."
"But I'm so happy!" he says through a waterfall of tears.
"Well, how about we get started on those father-daughter activity's, like teaching me how to use some of that neat ice magic of yours. Can't be an ice princess without it."
He stops crying. "Hey yea! although..." he takes off his crown." I get all my powers from my crown, and it's not like I have a bunch of these just lying around." he says with a shrug.
"Well aren't there other ways to get ice powers besides having a crown?"
"Oh, yea, duh!" he face palms lightly, "silly me. You just have to learn fridjitsu."
"Fridjitsu?"
"You know, what ice ninjas use?"
"Ice ninja?"
"Don't worry it's real easy, well most of it is anyway, here, I'll show you. Just don't tell anyone where I keep my ninja stuff" he whispers from behind his hand "it's supposed to be a secret."
He walks over to a blank park of the wall and zaps it with his ice magic. Part of the ice wall slides away to reveal a secret room, full of ninja weapons, posters, and a ninja meditation circle.
"Well come on don't be frightened." he says as they both walk into the room. The ice king walks over to a pedestal with a white book on it and then hands the book to Isabella. she reads the title.
"Huh, ninjas of the ice, the art of Fridjitsu volume 1." she opens the book to the first page and the ice king reaches over to point at it.
"See you start off small, like ice throwing stars," he flips through the pages. "Until you work your way up to the more complicated stuff, like the flying glacier."
"What's that do?"
"Oh you just make a giant ice boulder and throw it. I have volumes 2 through 4 over in the cupboard here, but they aren't first edition so I don't display them as much."
"Neat-o! So I just have to make these hand signs and I can do all this? It's really that simple?"
"Why wouldn't it be? Go on, try it out."
"Alright."
She does a series of hand motions. "Glass dagger!"
And an icy dagger forms in her hands. Her eyes get big with awe.
"Wow..."
They spend almost the entire afternoon practicing ninja moves, until finally slowing down as it got dark. The ice king is disappointed to see that he left his clothes in the dryer the whole time and now they've all shrunk.
"Hey ice king! Check it out; I finally mastered the ice sword." She makes a few hand signs and a long ice sword appears in her hands.
"That's great sweetie, but daddy has to throw away all his clothes." he holds one up to show her. "See? They're just too small now." Then he holds it in front of her, sizing it up as he looks form it to Isabella. "Maybe you can wear them instead?"
She shrugs, "well, I guess I would need some new clothes eventually anyway."
She takes off her hoddie and slips on the shirt. It fits like a loose sweater would, barely going past her hips and with loose fitting sleeves.
"*gasp!* look at us! we're like twins! I'll get the camera." he says while Isabella rolls her eyes.
After taking a few pictures, the ice king talks Isabella into playing a board game, similar to candyland, but it appears to be a game that the ice king invented himself.
"This has to be the best day ever, most people are to be turned off by my looks and personality." he says as he moves his game piece across the board. "But not you apparently"
"Hey, I babysat for 5 loud, obnoxious little kids every Friday for a month. I can handle playing board games with some weirdo. uhh no offense."
"None taken. You know I should have tried this adoption thing years ago. Heh, to be honest, I've never actually had any kids before. Sure every so often I get to hear the pitter patter of little baby penguins running around, like Gunters little cutie pie over there." he points to an adorable glowing pink kitten sleeping in a little cat bed.
Isabella raises her eyebrow in confusion. "Baby penguins are cats?"
"No, just Gunters. I don't really know why, and i'm not one to ask questions like that. But my point is, I'm not really sure how to go about this whole father thing."
"Meh, don't worry. I can look after myself for the most part."
"Yea, but what am I supposed to do."
"Well," she rolls the dice and moves her playing piece, "I guess what dads are supposed to do is just be there for their kids when they need them, and teach them stuff about life and the world and stuff. Just generally take care of them until they can take care of themselves."
"I guess that makes sense." he says in a small sort of voice showing he's still not quite sure about the whole thing.
"Hey don't worry about it, just do what I tell you to and everything'll be fine. Trust me on this one."
"Wait, so dads are supposed to do everything their kids tell them to? I thought it was the other way around."
"Yea, with normal dads, you on the other hand, wellll.... aren't, so if you want this to work out, you should probably listen to the girl who actually has a firm grip on reality. At least in comparison."
"Can I touch your hair?" He says with wide glittering eyes.
"No."
"awwwww." he says gloomily.
The next morning she wakes up in a the ninja meditation circle in a sleeping bag made from the hide of some white furred animal, to the sound of the ice king saying.
"Hey, Izzy are you awake yet? princess? sweetie? Are you awake?" about a foot away from her.
Her eyes snap open along with a surprised scream which gets the ice king screaming too. Eventually she stops, panting and clutching her chest. She looks around and says to herself.
"Well I'm still here so I guess I'm not crazy." before looking at ice king and saying.
"Don't do that."
"Do what?"
"*Sigh* never mind."
"Well now that you're awake let's do more father daughter stuff."
She rubs the sleep out of her eyes. "What time is it?"
"Adventure time."
"What?"
"Sunrise."
"Sunrise? whaddo you mean sunrise?" She walks out of the secret ninja room and looks out the window. You can just barely see the sun looking like its straining to peak out over the horizon, only to sink back down as if it too agreed that it was way too early to be doing anything.
"That's it, I'm going back to bed."
"But what about getting an early start?" He whines.
She turns back to him a raging ball of fury shouting " I JUST STAYED UP ALL NIGHT!!!!!!"
"Sounds like someone isn't a morning person." he says while rubbing his ringing ears.
"Look you know what, fine! It's not like I'd be able to get back to sleep anyway."  She grabs the bridge of her nose with frustration as she try's to calm down, before half-heartedly asking "So, what do you normally do in the morning?"
"Well normally I have breakfast, feed the penguins do a quick 15 minute workout and then check my calendar and see where it goes from there."
"Sounds fan-freaking-tastic. Let's go do those things you said."
And so it goes on like this for days. As illustrated by this montage!
getting up, chatting over a breakfast of reheated pizza, her doing some impressive dance stretches while ice king lifts dumbbells, the two of them outside in the snow with the ice king making ice minions for Isabella to fight with her new ninja moves, ice king showing her the penguins and talking about each one, Isabella teaching the ice king how to dance a weird mixture of ballet and breakdancing in the evening, breakfast again, but this time with Isabella putting hot peppers on the pizza and eating it normally while the ice king try's a slice and freaks out from it being too spicy and Isabella laughs hysterically at the sight of him screaming and running back and forth hysterically before zapping his tongue so its encased in ice, his eyes watery, while Isabella falls off the chair laughing. Isabella spotting the ice king while he uses the bench press, him straining to lift a particularly heavy load, until his arms give out and the weights crush his chest, causing the both of them to panic as Isabella tries to lift the weights off of him. back outside practicing ninja moves against snow minions,this time with the ice king covered in bandages. The ice king showing Isabella a chamber full of magic items while she randomly picks up a shiny gold amulet with flames engraves around it and unleashes a flamethrower like stream of fire from the amulets center, creating a huge melted hole in the ceiling that a few penguins look through while the ice king looks sternly at Isabella who smiles an awkward smile and puts the amulet down. The two of them ice climbing with Isabella now wearing brown ugg boots, a purple pair of gloves, and a hoddie made of the same material as the ice kings robe, while using ninja hook and chain weapons as ice picks  to scale the side of a steep mountain. The ice king is a good distance behind her and looks like he's having a hard time with the whole ice climbing thing until he just gives up, wipes the sweat form his forehead and fly's the rest of the way up while Isabella watches him go then keeps on climbing.
The monologue ends with Isabella sitting cross-legged on an easy chair made of ice, playing videogames on the ice kings computer with the pink glowing kitten sleeping on her lap, when the ice king walks in. she turns off the computer and says
"Hey ice king, I've got something to ask you."
"Hey me too! But you go first."
"Well I was wondering about these advanced ninja moves." She says while flipping through a ninja manual. "I keep doing the hand signs and everything, but nothing happens."
"Here let me see." She gives him the book. "Well there's your problem. It says here that in order to do the advanced ice ninja techniques; you need some sort of powerful magic item to act as a power source, because apparently ambient magic just won't cut it."
"well you do have that trophy hall with all those magic items and junk, why don't I just use one of those?"
"Well, ok. But let's not go crazy here. I'm not a charity who just gives away all my valuable collectables. I need some hard assets whose value will grow along with the economy, instead of getting eaten away by inflation and forcing me to continue working during my twilight years."
"It's amazing how I could actually understand all that. Well let's go." She puts the kitten on the floor and puts on her boots before wandering off with the ice king. They try out many of the magic items to see if they could power advanced ninja techniques. a few of them seem to work but either fizzle out quick or are just too big to be practical, before coming to the amulet she used to burn a hole in the ceiling earlier. "So what about this one?"
"No way princess. It took me all day to fix the castle after the last time you used that."
"That doesn't mean you can't tell me what it is."
"Well, there is actually a pretty neat story behind this amulet. It's called the amulet of infinite flames and it all started years ago, back before Finn and Jake decided to stop all my princess kidnapping schemes." a flash back starting.
"You mean those two heroes you're always going on about?"
"NO INTERUPING THE STORY!!"
"Jeese, well sor-ry."
"Anyway, I had just captured fire princess and was busy finding out what sort of a person she was, but it wasn't going well. We were just so different from each other, it was like we were complete opposites, when suddenly there was a bright glow coming from the south side of my kingdom, or was it the west? Well whichever part boarders the fire kingdom. I rushed over to see what was happening, and it turned out to be a middle aged wizard from the fire kingdom trying to burn down my entire kingdom with that amulet and rescue the princess. So I tried to fight him off but he was too much for me and burned half my beard off, along with most of my clothes. And just when things looked bleakest and I might be burned to a crisp right then and there, I was able to freeze the amulet shut. The wizard was powerless without it so froze him solid. Only fire people aren't meant to be frozen so he died and I kept the amulet, so it could never be used against me and my kingdom again, oh and when I got back fire princess has escaped by melting through the wall."
"Wow." She opens the glass case to pick up the amulet, but the ice king slams it shut.
"What are you doing! I just told you that you can't use that amulet. It's too dangerous! Plus it doesn't really fit the whole ice princess theme."
"But I was young and naive then, now that I have a slightly better idea of what I'm doing the chances of accidentally hurting myself and anyone around me are much slimmer. And I'd be using it to power my ice stuff, and what could be a better power-source than something that has infinite in its name?"
"No, I won't allow it. Whaaaaa?" he sees that Isabella is already wearing the amulet. "Grrrrrrrrrrrrr." And he rips off the amulet and puts it back in the glass display case,  zapping it shut with an ice lock. "You're not using that amulet, listen to your father. Now let's go try out the other magic knick-knack's I have."
"Ok," she says while following him and clearly wearing the amulet.
"Good because I have this great sword that." he sees that she's wearing the amulet. "How did you do that?!"
"Magic ice lock picks!" She says while holding a pair of thin lock picks made of ice above her head dramatically.
"Alright, I'll admit that was impressive, but I'm serious Izzy. Can we at least try out the other ones first."
"Well, ok. But I still think this things the best choice."
Awhile later they walk out of the room with Isabella wearing the amulet of infinite flames.
"See, I told you it was the best choice."
He grumbles as he seals the secret entrance to his trophy room.
Isabella try's using the amulet by gently pushing the fire shaped button on the top to control the amount of fire coming out, creating a small candle like flame at the center.
"You, know, this thing is pretty easy to use one you get the hang of it."
"Izzy! What did I tell you about using that thing in the castle!"
"But I can still use it outside right?"
"Sure I guess." He says with a shrug.
"Sweet! Thanks pops!" and she gives him a quick hug before she runs outside to play with her new deadly weapon.
"She called me pops." He says with disbelief that turns into a smile. He follows her out the door and sits on the ledge overlooking the wide flat area they use for practicing her ninja moves and various other sports, like ice hockey, or croquet.
"*Sigh*, it seems like just yesterday that I kidnapped her, and now she's off destroying the surrounding area with an amulet of infinite flame. *sniffle* they just grow up so fast."
He sits there happily pondering life while below him Isabella runs away screaming from the angry polar bear who's house she just melted on accident.
Sometime later the ice king is lounging in his easy chair writing in his diary when Isabella comes in the castle. He closes his diary and asks "Soooo, how did it go with the bear?"
"We're cool. Since I accidentally melted his old cave, I just made him a new bigger one. He seems pretty happy with it, even invited me to a housewarming party he's throwing on Friday."
"Oooooo, Can I come?"
"I dunno, you'd have to go ask him."
He puts his diary down and stands up.
"Look, Izzy, I have to tell you something."
"Oh yea, that's right, from earlier today. So what was it that you wanted to tell me?"
"Actually I guess I mean I have to give you something." He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a wrapped present.
"Awww, for me? That's so nice of you"
"I was waiting for the right time to give it to you, which I guess is now apparently"
She rips apart the wrapping paper and opens the box, her eyes widen with shock as she pulls out a gold crown, rather like the ice kings, but with a single point and ruby on the front instead of three, and without any points on the back.
"Is this, real?"
"OF COURSE ITS REAL! What do you take me for, some kinda lowlife cheapskate who can't even afford to get his daughter a proper crown? I thought you believed in me. What's this relationship coming to!"
She hugs him, catching the ice king off guard
"I love it, wait this won't make me go crazy like your crown did?"
"No, it's just a crown."
"Then I love it." The ice king smiles and hugs her back.