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archellpelago β€” 69 year old virgin

Published: 2014-03-30 11:51:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 352; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 1
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Description Wtf Roxy u a virgin you're supposed to be a grandpa already with that kind of age //SHOT
Also he still haven't got his first kiss yet LOL



Also yes he's a humanoid cactus and yes that's his blood colour and yes yes it's photosynthetic and tastes like nectar.







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Comments: 26

Queen-Aquene [2016-02-11 20:37:11 +0000 UTC]

hE BLEEDS PINK
omg
he looks so sweet though, love his hair and his antler-thingies (???I can't remember the name for them i'm tired sorry)Β 

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archellpelago In reply to Queen-Aquene [2016-02-12 13:36:53 +0000 UTC]

SORTA
It's a fuchsia colour lmao
as exhibited here Β  Β : )))))
I'm crying that was an old design I removed those antler things ( it's okay there is literally no name for them //SHOT ) but his horns are probably gonna stay the same,,, we'll see Β //SHOT
He's probably the gentlest out of all my assholes so you're not far from the truth hue

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Queen-Aquene In reply to archellpelago [2016-02-12 17:08:05 +0000 UTC]

Oohh~~ fuchsia! Nice.
W...what.. what the wHAT? dID HE GET SLASHED THROUGH THE ABDOMEN????? holy fuck

But your assholes are the greatest, even if they are assholes XD

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LuminStarHero [2014-03-31 04:13:13 +0000 UTC]

I thought I commented this wtf

Let me change that

Ahem


POOR BABE NO.....

N

NO........................

POOR BAE...

Why the fuck doesn't he got kissus or kids

Or

WHY DOES HE HAVE 4567845678656 BABES LIKE A PIMP

HUH

WHY

HE DESERVES HAPPINESS AND KISSES AND
KIDS
AND KISSES
AND LOVE
AND
MWAH

WTF WH Y

Why does he have blood all over him

What is wrong with u

[puts band-aid on him]

there


I HAVE AN OC THAT I'M WORKING ON THAT'S NATURE-BASED
I'M MAKING HER BASED OFF SOMETHING... THAT'S EMBARRASSING...
SO YEAH...> SHE'S A VENEFILOSER.Β  .Β Β Β  . ,Β Β  ,Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β  .
She's Pacemio's daughtr
Β butt dont tel any1 shh

MAYBE THEY CAN KISS.....
AND HAVE SO MANY FUCKIN KIDS
BY THE TIME IT'S MY OC'S TIME, THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE MADE UP OF THEIR DESCENDANTS
EVERY SINGLE ONE
SEE THAT PERSON THERE?
DESCENDANT
THAT GUY IN THE CLOWN SUIT?
DESCENDANT
THAT LAMP?
Β D E S C E N D AΒ Β  NΒ Β Β Β  T
EVERYONE WILL BE....

Why don't I just go ahead and ship all my damn OCs with urs HUE

HE'S LITERALLY THE CUTEST BABE OF UR OCS SRSLY I'D KISS HIM...

IDGAF IF HE'S A CACTUS THING
I'D
KISS HIM
SO MUCH...

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archellpelago In reply to LuminStarHero [2014-04-02 07:27:16 +0000 UTC]

LONG ASS COMMENT HUE
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED //CRACKS KNUCKLES//



WELL I THINK CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT HE'S A PRICKLY CACTUS NO ONE WANTS TO COME CLOSE TO HIM HUE

LITERALLY A PRICKLY CACTUS
I KNOW I WOULDN'T COME NEAR
BUT I PITY HIM TOO HUE
MAYBE PEOPLE SHOULD COVER THEMSELVES WITH PILLOWS THEN HUG HIM
OR WHATEVER THEY WANT
SO THEY DON'T GET PRICKED HA

Uhhhh

Let's just say people love to chop him and drink his blood //DIES
Or maybe chop off his limbs just to see them grow back within timeΒ 
I have morbid OCs they have a WEIRD sense of humour -


SCREAMS LOUDLY
PACEMIO'S DAUGHTER EEE
IS SHE GOING TO BE A CUTIE LIKE HER DA DA TOO
I HOPE SO
Shhh your secret's safe with me hue

WOW THAT'S GONNA BE A HELLA LOT OF KIDS THO
AND GOING TO HAVE A LOT OF GRANDKIDS
AND THEY WILL NEVER GROW OLD HUE

It's ok I basically ship my OCs with other people's too without them knowing HAHAHA
I DO SO MUCH SHIP SKETCHES BUT THEY ENDED UP IN THE DUMP
OR IN MY PHONE
LIKE ROOJ AND THAT BASIC BITCH DRAWN ON MY PHONE


TOO BAD HE'S THE MOST UNLUCKY HUE
ALL HIS FRIENDS WANTS TO CHOP HIM
HE HAS NO IDEA WHO HIS REAL PARENTS IS ( which I'm gonna do a spoiler soon hue )

WHAT A LIFE TO LIVE IN...

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LuminStarHero In reply to archellpelago [2014-04-02 07:41:50 +0000 UTC]

BUT
B-BUT
I WANNA BE NEAR HIM...
I
WANNA
PET HIM AND KISS HIM ETC
FUCK HIM BEING A CACTUS PRICKLY BAE I'D
KISS HIMMMM

NOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO
DO NOT!!!!! CHOP THE CUTIE UP!!!!!!!!
NO!!!
DO NOT!!!!!
NO NO NO NO
HE'S BAE WHO DESERVES KISSES ONLYYYYY

AND LOVE, HAPPINESS, ETC
THOSE OCS OF URS ARE HELLA LOSER I'LL THROW THEM IN THE TRASH

YE YO SHE'S A LOT LIKE HER DAD
SHE'S VERY HAPPY AND HYPER AND NICE AND
A REAL BAE
SHE'S P MUCH A YOUNGER FEMALE VERSION OF HER DADA
SHE EXISTS IN OUR PRESENT TIME SO SHE CAN MEET YO HOMIES $
AND THEY CAN MEET PACEMIO
AND NICE MALIVORTEM OMG
AND ALL THE HOT BA ES

BUT SENPAI
KIDS...
I LOVE MAKING KIDS FO SHIPS K
KIDS
EVERYWHERE...

Omg I do the same
like
I'll ship my OCs so much with ppl
just
secret ships..,,,
OMG I LOVED THAT PIC SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA
IT WAS HOT HOT H O T HAHAHHA
I """ACCIDENTALLY""" SHIP A LOT OF MY OCS WITH A FEW OF URS... OOPSie...

NOOOO NOOOO
HE NEEDS LOVE AND HAPPINESS

WHY DOES HIS LIFE SUCK HENEEDS CUTIES AND HAPPINESS
UR OCS ARE MEAN ASS FRIENDS I'M GONNA TAKE HIM HOME WITH ME AND JUST
PET HIM
AND KISS HIM

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oOToetjeOo [2014-03-30 21:07:06 +0000 UTC]

d'awww i'm sure he'll meet one someday that can stand his prickly exterior and sees that he's all sweet on the inside

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archellpelago In reply to oOToetjeOo [2014-04-01 11:38:33 +0000 UTC]

PFFT YES WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT -Β 
Or maybe a fellow cactus


Or just someone with a hard skin


Yeaaahhhhh -

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oOToetjeOo In reply to archellpelago [2014-04-01 12:34:03 +0000 UTC]

YES A FELLOW CACTUS~ QuQ

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MuahahaxD [2014-03-30 16:13:38 +0000 UTC]

Ell no
Don't make him have insides that are tastyyyy
Now I can just imagine random people coming up to him and chopping off limbs and sucking out his insides and---
I kinda wanted to live without this image aaahh
baby'll get a mate soon I hope. He's good looking enough for it ;v;

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archellpelago In reply to MuahahaxD [2014-04-01 11:22:34 +0000 UTC]

Actually yes that's what some of his 'friends' do ----
I mean Vince chops his arm once just to taste the nectar blood //DIES LOUDLY
But ye you're not far off from the truth
Good thing his limbs grow back like a tree's -

Yes hopefully soon HUE
69 years is a looooooong time to be a virgin -

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KikiVonPumpkin [2014-03-30 16:09:19 +0000 UTC]

//runs around to find another cactus

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archellpelago In reply to KikiVonPumpkin [2014-04-01 06:57:02 +0000 UTC]

Find a SEXY one pls ---

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KikiVonPumpkin In reply to archellpelago [2014-04-01 10:48:19 +0000 UTC]

ai-yai captan!//darts off

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SpiderShii [2014-03-30 15:21:42 +0000 UTC]

Well duh~ who would want to f*ck a cactus //SHOT TO DEATH jk jk jk hes beautiful

pffft hes perf no matter what, and pffft his outfit looks so amazing! teach me your designing skills senpai!
lol omg nectar blood >U<

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archellpelago In reply to SpiderShii [2014-04-01 09:09:06 +0000 UTC]

I know I WON'T //DIES LOUDLY

Omfg thanksss Shii bby but that was really just a random design laughs
You have all the skills okeeee
And I DO hope you get better soon ;-;

shhh all my OCs are big jokes ok sobs

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BloodandBlackRose [2014-03-30 15:12:51 +0000 UTC]

Lilith wouldn't mind the fact he is cactus-y...
And Xia would give hugs... As well as Tavora. Tav loves hugs and can't be hurt by normal physical means...Β 
DAMN IT NOW XIA HAS TO TRY HIS BLOOD
MY CREEPY LITTLE SHIT BBY GIRL MUST DO SOMETHING TO ACCIDENTLY GET HIS BLOOD ON HER AND THEN TRY IT

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archellpelago In reply to BloodandBlackRose [2014-04-01 16:12:03 +0000 UTC]

LOL YEAH
Some of your OCs are p indestructible so I guess he could be touchy feely with them -
DANG SON
ARE YOU SURE
IT MIGHT BE ODD IN A WAY //SHOT
Does she even drinks blood omfg ----wait his blood doesn't even smell metallic I guess THAT would raise questions already -

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BloodandBlackRose In reply to archellpelago [2014-04-01 17:32:08 +0000 UTC]

OH YEAH INDESTRUCTIBLE
Or they just care so little for their physical safety that they will hug him

Wat
Yes of course she does I've done her drinking blood in like 20 RPs wow you need to RP with her more.
It would taste weird I bet...
Like drinking grass (that's what she would say since she never saw a cactus before) //shot

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archellpelago In reply to BloodandBlackRose [2014-04-02 08:41:47 +0000 UTC]

PFFT YEAH
Then again most of ASRP characters have rapid healing oops

OH YEAH
I remember in that hunt RP
God I need to sort out my mind better
The least important infos goes buried DEEP down //shot

I dunno hahaha
I think me and my friends tasted nectar before ? And it was REALLY sweet hue
Yes 8 year old us does weird things omfg

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BloodandBlackRose In reply to archellpelago [2014-04-02 14:20:35 +0000 UTC]

I noticed there are no plain humans...
I kinda wanna make a human
but that'd be boring. (People like Alex are genetically human, I guess, but POWERS SO WHATEVER //shot

Oh that
yeah
I just
your team group thing
didnt even try
shh

Maybe it'd be like syrup then...Β 
I dont even know where nectar comes from whoops who needs school

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archellpelago In reply to BloodandBlackRose [2014-04-07 13:17:32 +0000 UTC]

Yeah same
I mean most of Malik's disciples are humans... Well 'INFESTED WITH POWERS' humans anyway hahaha
Or they USED to be normal until some 'accidents' occur hue
BUT YE I'M ALREADY BORED OF MY LIFE
WHY WOULD I MAKE NORMAL CHARAS OMFG

yeah well
me and Pau both had college / university issues at that time soooo
yeah
We gave up / surrendered without notice whoops

Yeah maybe
It's rly sweet tho
PFT ARE U KIDDING ME
You can always Google yo hahaha
Google has always been my saviour in college omfg

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BloodandBlackRose In reply to archellpelago [2014-04-07 14:33:45 +0000 UTC]

Who needs humans? *looks in mirror* Humans... *hisses in mirror*
HA YEAH I DONT COUNT SUPERPOWERED PEOPLE AS HUMAN
SPIDERMAN AINT HUMAN
BATMAN IS
OKAY ITS THAT SIMPLE
IRONMAN AND HAWKEYE AND BLACK WIDOW ARE
HULK ISNT
SORRY I WATCHED AVENGERS AGAIN

Ahhh school sucks but okay
Shoulda at least told someone silly

GOOGLE IS THE REASON I AM NOT FAILING //shot
I HAVE A C+ NO WHAT AM I DOING I NEED TO READ FREAKIN ROMEO AND JULIET NOOOOO
I hate this book //smited for hating a book

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Smokenbliss [2014-03-30 11:56:07 +0000 UTC]

Ba dum dum tss

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archellpelago In reply to Smokenbliss [2014-04-01 06:56:46 +0000 UTC]

Someone gets the pun hue

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Smokenbliss In reply to archellpelago [2014-04-01 10:21:29 +0000 UTC]

Yus

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