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misterprickly [2014-03-01 14:22:05 +0000 UTC]
Deathstalker 2 is my favorite of the series!
I saw it when it came out on VHS and I got it when it came out on DVD.
It's what inspired me to create "The GATH Chronicles".
I just wish they created a fifth film.
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maxvision92 In reply to misterprickly [2014-04-29 22:38:40 +0000 UTC]
That's the one that's closest to being a quality film, right?
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DarthGojira [2011-10-10 01:34:07 +0000 UTC]
This douchebag gets a dozen sexy women. I spend Saturday night watching Mr. Bean and eating chocolate chip cookies. It just isn't fair.
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BlakerOats [2011-09-05 05:53:17 +0000 UTC]
*bad guy gets stabed, explodes, falls off castle, weird digital fade-away*
"TRON!?!"
To this day, I still haven't figured out what the hell that was suppose to be.
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ArchiCrash In reply to BlakerOats [2011-09-06 00:28:16 +0000 UTC]
Uh, I couldn't say for sure, either, but it could be a reference to the old live-action Disney movie 'Tron'. I'm not overly familiar with the movie, but the name at least fits....
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BlakerOats In reply to ArchiCrash [2011-09-06 04:33:01 +0000 UTC]
Oh, I know about TRON; I mean I don't get why the hell the guy digitized at the end of the movie!?
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Snipetracker [2011-09-04 04:42:32 +0000 UTC]
"Hey, it's my trashy chick!"
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ArchiCrash In reply to Snipetracker [2011-09-04 21:50:58 +0000 UTC]
Y'know.....I don't think I could say for sure just which girl they were referring to with that line. Most of the chicks were, shall we say, less than ideal...
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punisherfan1138 [2011-09-03 17:10:38 +0000 UTC]
"I'm glad he gets hit a lot."
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ArchiCrash In reply to punisherfan1138 [2011-09-03 22:23:00 +0000 UTC]
Heh. One of the few bright spots of the moive...
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jbwarner86 [2011-09-03 16:03:23 +0000 UTC]
"Look, he's goin' on a little camping trip!"
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ArchiCrash In reply to geminithewildfire [2011-08-17 21:13:15 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, he had a way of enjoying things...While annoying those around him...
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GilmourApatosaur [2011-08-16 19:53:21 +0000 UTC]
Deathstalker: I wish I was the kind of guy that could kill a woman.
Mike: Instead I just repulse them.
This was just a dumb movie. What was more painful was how this loser kept saying how he was a great adventurer engaged in fighting evil, rescuing princesses, getting rewarded, etc...
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ArchiCrash In reply to GilmourApatosaur [2011-08-17 21:15:10 +0000 UTC]
Well, a lot of women around him tended to die? Does that count as killing them?
...Yeah, its best when a movie shows us the hero being good, rather than letting the hero brag about how good he's been. Otherwise, well, you end up with this...
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Snowslasher [2011-08-16 16:04:12 +0000 UTC]
"Guess what I've been doing!"
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DarthVengeance0325 [2011-08-16 15:28:40 +0000 UTC]
Tall lasses or short fellow, friend?
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ArchiCrash In reply to DarthVengeance0325 [2011-08-16 20:13:21 +0000 UTC]
Well, most of the lasses had pretty tall hair... Other than that, though, I think the heights just happened to be whatever felt right when I was blocking out the bodies...
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maxvision92 [2011-08-16 14:58:21 +0000 UTC]
"Okay, we've seen his crotch, his pits, up his nose, in his mouth, WHAT'S LEFT?"
"This movie is like playing Doom when there's no monsters or opponents."
Fun Fact: As Crow guessed, this movie is indeed a sequel. It's the third Deathstalker film, and is considered the worst by people who've seen all four. I've heard that the second is the best; kind of like Army of Darkness on a lower budget.
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ArchiCrash In reply to maxvision92 [2011-08-16 20:17:25 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I'd heard about this being a series too. I think it was brought up in the context of them being more exploitation/cheesecake than actual sword-and-sorcery... Kind of a pity we didn't get the whole set, though. I really enjoyed franchise-episodes. More chances for running gags!
...And, hey, at least the 'hero' was decently dressed during most of the close-ups. Unlike the many unpleasant views we got of Cabbot and his sidekick in 'Outlaw' *shudder*
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maxvision92 In reply to ArchiCrash [2011-08-16 20:25:03 +0000 UTC]
Considering Deathstalker changes actors every flick, I think they'd have a good jumping off point for running jokes.
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ArchiCrash In reply to maxvision92 [2011-08-16 22:52:14 +0000 UTC]
....Really? They couldn't even keep the same actor? That is just hilarious! Yeah, a joke of a franchise like that would have made for some great episodes!
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maxvision92 In reply to ArchiCrash [2011-08-16 22:54:24 +0000 UTC]
Of course, they would have to be censored heavily. Being low-budget, independent fantasy films, they had lots of violence and nudity. I think Deathstalker 3 was chosen because it had the least of each.
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