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ArdentAspen β€” Shenanigans at the Phoenix Club

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Published: 2017-05-24 04:45:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 2045; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 4
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Description the other day while I was trying to work on my AO3 fic Violence in the Library, my brain was like "hey, what would a Prohibition Era au look like?" I blame listening to the soundtrack of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them for this. This is probably also why the Force in this au looks more like magic, because wands are easier to hide than lightsabers.

"Now what we need to do is get those plans copied and spread them to the rest of Phoenix Club. I've got people here who can do it," Leia said decisively.

"Applesauce!" Han snorted rather rudely. "Half the faces in here are West Eggs. I don't fancy you'll catch any of that sort running messages like paperboys!"

Luke leaned back against the bar and grinned, thoughtfully strumming the little ukulele he'd "borrowed" from one of the band members. Han had apparently forgotten over the course of their odd escapades that Leia herself was a bit of the West Egg type.
Chuy caught his eye from behind Han and his mustache quirked upwards in a matching smile. No doubt he was going to have a fine old time reminding Han of this little fact later.

"Enough, lovebirds," Chuy growled at last, interrupting the ongoing spat, "There's work to do."

"We are not lovebirds!" Han gasped, looking slightly offended.

"SΓ­, ya, tell it to Sweeney," Chuy snorted, elbowing his shorter friend.

"Hey Miz Organa, I can run the plans next town over," Luke piped up, "Or we could just act on the dispatch and stop Senator Sheev from getting those diamonds-- whatever he wants to use them for."

Very carefully, he slid the tip of his father's old wand out of his sleeve so that only his companions could see it. If the man in black, that strange knight of the senator's, were to catch up with him, he'd find that Luke Skywalker was not as easy a target as poor old Ben.

Leia frowned at that. "Do you know how to use that?" she asked.

The truth was that between leaving the burning farm -- with stories of how the head of the senator's private security team had murdered his father -- and rescuing Leia at the abandoned railway station, Luke had only had time for a few lessons. The rest, Ben had said, would come naturally enough when he was calm and in tune with the life force of the world.

Luke thought that sounded more difficult than Ben let on.
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Foxbear [2017-05-29 18:40:32 +0000 UTC]

Sure, it all comes easy, just calm down and don't listen to the man in black...

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ArdentAspen In reply to Foxbear [2017-05-29 19:46:10 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like the beginning of a jazz song or something

The man in black can hypnotize,
Brother, don't believe his lies,
He'll catch ya, trim ya down to size,
Ooh beware the man in black!

The man in black ain't never fair,
Young wizard you had best beware,
He ain't a man, he don't breathe air,
Ooh, that man in black!

The man in black's a man apart,
Ain't touched by music, love, or art.
When they took his family, they took his heart-
Now he's the man in black!

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bbb35 [2017-05-25 16:12:44 +0000 UTC]

Luke leaned back against the bar and grinned, thoughtfully strumming the little ukulele he'd "borrowed" from one of the band members. Han had apparently forgotten over the course of their odd escapades that Leia herself was a bit of the West Egg type.
Chuy caught his eye from behind Han and his mustache quirked upwards in a matching smile. No doubt he was going to have a fine old time reminding Han of this little fact later.

"Enough, lovebirds," Chuy growled at last, interrupting the ongoing spat, "There's work to do."

"We are not lovebirds!" Han gasped, looking slightly offended.

"SΓ­, ya, tell it to Sweeney," Chuy snorted, elbowing his shorter friend.

--

LOL Luke with a Ukulele. So cute

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ArdentAspen In reply to bbb35 [2017-05-25 18:11:22 +0000 UTC]

I was using a screenshot of Naveen from Princess and the Frog for a reference, and I thought "what the heck, let him keep the ukulele".
And it turned out kinda adorable.

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bbb35 In reply to ArdentAspen [2017-05-25 23:27:05 +0000 UTC]

SO adorable, Luke was made for the ukulele, like Stitch from Lilo and Stitch

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ArdentAspen In reply to bbb35 [2017-05-25 23:37:59 +0000 UTC]

Hopefully less destructive than stitch tho

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bbb35 In reply to ArdentAspen [2017-05-27 18:02:39 +0000 UTC]

Hopefully.

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"Meega Nala Queesha!" Luke muttered under his breathe.
"LUKE!!" Vader boomed. "DON'T YOU EVER LET ME CATCH YOU SAYING THAT AGAIN!!"

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ArdentAspen In reply to bbb35 [2017-05-27 18:46:56 +0000 UTC]

hahaha oh my gosh I forgot about that part. And you never hear a translation of that, but it was apparently enough to make that one robot senator guy start puking nuts and bolts

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bbb35 In reply to ArdentAspen [2017-05-27 22:40:34 +0000 UTC]

LOL Imagine Luke saying it to Vader, not thinking he'll understand and being terrified when his father knows what it means and rounds on him with the 'looming anger.'

Happy to have reminded you, and made you laugh.

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ArdentAspen In reply to bbb35 [2017-05-28 14:00:16 +0000 UTC]

Haha just this huge angry Gunslinger looking guy in a WWI gas mask looming up behind him like
"Your mother never taught you to watch your mouth, boy?"

*squawk of startled panic* "Didn't have a mother!" *darts away into an alley*
(And Vader starts wondering about this kid)

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bbb35 In reply to ArdentAspen [2017-05-28 22:56:11 +0000 UTC]

No mother? Tisk-tisk.

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"Speak-easy's, smugglers and Solo!?" Vader growled. "No wonder you use such atrocious language!"

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ArdentAspen In reply to bbb35 [2017-05-28 23:36:02 +0000 UTC]

It was, of course, to be supposed that a public official like Vader might take issue with swearing, gambling, and the underground alcohol business, but considering he was in the service of a thoroughly corrupt politician -- to say nothing of his history as a bad-tempered war veteran -- it seemed odd that he would be so offended.Β 
(Of course, after Vader finds out Luke's name, he says things like that in subsequent encounters because now he's thinking I leave for war, I come back thinking my family is dead, apparently my son was raised by wolves on a farm because he dresses like a hayseed and swears like a sailor. Or a soldier. Eh, who am I kidding, he'd have learned to talk like that from me too. Except I should've been the one who accidentally taught him! )

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Ninja-Jedi In reply to ArdentAspen [2020-12-13 08:03:15 +0000 UTC]

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Fanatic97 [2017-05-24 15:41:11 +0000 UTC]

Always gotta love the crazy fun AU's!Β 

Good story though Β 

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ArdentAspen In reply to Fanatic97 [2017-05-24 15:50:47 +0000 UTC]

the Jazz Age is a fun era to play around with for aus. Especially if one has read the comic Lackadaisy

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Fanatic97 In reply to ArdentAspen [2017-05-24 15:51:33 +0000 UTC]

What'ss that about?Β 

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ArdentAspen In reply to Fanatic97 [2017-05-24 16:24:17 +0000 UTC]

it's easier to show you, but basically its a story set during Prohibition with gangsters and rum runners and jazz, but they're all adorable cats
www.lackadaisycats.com/archive…

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Fanatic97 In reply to ArdentAspen [2017-05-24 16:35:01 +0000 UTC]

Okay..that looks awesome/interesting Β 

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KaelinaLuvsLomaris [2017-05-24 06:49:55 +0000 UTC]

Ahh, your crazy fun AUs strike again! Honestly, how do you come up with all of these? I will forever be in awe.

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ArdentAspen In reply to KaelinaLuvsLomaris [2017-05-24 11:04:38 +0000 UTC]

I strongly suspect that music is involved in most of them haha
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them in this case. The music is so good!

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KaelinaLuvsLomaris In reply to ArdentAspen [2017-05-25 03:23:05 +0000 UTC]

Ahh yes. Music is a very good inspiration.

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