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*Riiing... Riiing...*
"Hello?"
"Frankie?"
"Dae? What's wrong?"
"Um, nothing, really..."
"What?"
"Nothing, just-,"
"Then why did you call me at 3 am?!"
"I- it's just- it's about Saffy-..."
"What about her?"
"I... I think she's mad at me or something..."
"Why?"
"Because she suddenly started stabbing me."
"What?"
"She got up on my back while I was asleep and started stabbing me with her claws."
"Dae, you have the skin of an alligator."
"I don't know what that is."
"Nevermind. She's kneading."
"Huh?"
"Kneading. Like you knead bread dough? It means she's happy."
"But why does it hurt?"
"Dae, you have the skin of an alligator."
"I don't know what that is!"
"You obviously don't know anything about cats, either!"
"No duh! Don't be so grouchy!"
"It's 3am!"
"Okay, okay!"
"Basically, she's not trying to kill you."
"You sure?"
"It actually means she's happy. It's something they do when they're kittens."
"What's a kitten?"
"A baby cat."
"Oh."
"Does that answer your question?"
"For now."
"Good. Can I go back to bed?"
"Yes."
"Thank-"
"AAIIIGH NOW SHE'S DOING IT ON MY LAP ow ow Saffy nooo ow stop-"
"I'M HANGING UP NOW."
*click*

I have no idea where all that came from. ENJOY.

Dae, Frankie, and Saffy (c) moi

Description

*Riiing... Riiing...*
"Hello?"
"Frankie?"
"Dae? What's wrong?"
"Um, nothing, really..."
"What?"
"Nothing, just-,"
"Then why did you call me at 3 am?!"
"I- it's just- it's about Saffy-..."
"What about her?"
"I... I think she's mad at me or something..."
"Why?"
"Because she suddenly started stabbing me."
"What?"
"She got up on my back while I was asleep and started stabbing me with her claws."
"Dae, you have the skin of an alligator."
"I don't know what that is."
"Nevermind. She's kneading."
"Huh?"
"Kneading. Like you knead bread dough? It means she's happy."
"But why does it hurt?"
"Dae, you have the skin of an alligator."
"I don't know what that is!"
"You obviously don't know anything about cats, either!"
"No duh! Don't be so grouchy!"
"It's 3am!"
"Okay, okay!"
"Basically, she's not trying to kill you."
"You sure?"
"It actually means she's happy. It's something they do when they're kittens."
"What's a kitten?"
"A baby cat."
"Oh."
"Does that answer your question?"
"For now."
"Good. Can I go back to bed?"
"Yes."
"Thank-"
"AAIIIGH NOW SHE'S DOING IT ON MY LAP ow ow Saffy nooo ow stop-"
"I'M HANGING UP NOW."
*click*

I have no idea where all that came from. ENJOY.

Dae, Frankie, and Saffy (c) moi