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Aggie Penttworth is a new student at Oak River High and takes an interest in Billy. They begin dating and in the following weeks, Sarah begins to notice that Billy has grown more distant and hardly ever sees him at school anymore. Concerned, she checks on him and finds that he is being worn down emotionally by Aggie who is cutting him off from friends and family. Sarah tells him that the relationship w/ her isn’t healthy and that he should break up w/ Aggie. He’s hesitant at first, but agrees, trusting his long-time friend’s judgement.

That night, he and Aggie go to talk in private. Before he can even break up w/ her, she transforms into a grotesque alien monster. She reveals that she never cared for him and that she is in fact an alien.

She has been disguising herself as a human girl and preys upon humans. She takes Billy to her spacecraft outside of town to be put in storage and to be later eaten. On the way there she tells him her backstory, cause why not? It was many years ago (the mid-50’s) that her spacecraft crash landed on earth she became marooned on our planet. Nearing starvation, she thought up the idea of preying upon humans. As the years passed, she perfected her strategy of human hunting. She goes after men as she finds it easier to trick them and lure them to their deaths.

Luckily for Billy, Sarah come to his rescue, hijinks ensues, and the two barely escape the spacecraft before it explodes; w/ Aggie inside. As they catch their breath, Billy thanks Sarah for looking out for him and being a good friend. “No problem”, she says. They share a laugh and make their way back into town as what’s left of the ship burns up in the background.

The End

So remember kids, one’s ugliness isn’t always on the outside, but rather on the inside... or some sh*t like that, I’m sure there’s a moral here somewhere.

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Artist’s Note: An idea for joke here would be that Sarah thinks up a couple of theories (prior to the reveal) that 1.) she’s a werewolf, 2.) she’s a vampire or 3.) she’s just some crazy girl who kills guys.

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“Billy & Sarah”, belong to me (ArtMakerProductions)

Description
Aggie Penttworth is a new student at Oak River High and takes an interest in Billy. They begin dating and in the following weeks, Sarah begins to notice that Billy has grown more distant and hardly ever sees him at school anymore. Concerned, she checks on him and finds that he is being worn down emotionally by Aggie who is cutting him off from friends and family. Sarah tells him that the relationship w/ her isn’t healthy and that he should break up w/ Aggie. He’s hesitant at first, but agrees, trusting his long-time friend’s judgement.

That night, he and Aggie go to talk in private. Before he can even break up w/ her, she transforms into a grotesque alien monster. She reveals that she never cared for him and that she is in fact an alien.

She has been disguising herself as a human girl and preys upon humans. She takes Billy to her spacecraft outside of town to be put in storage and to be later eaten. On the way there she tells him her backstory, cause why not? It was many years ago (the mid-50’s) that her spacecraft crash landed on earth she became marooned on our planet. Nearing starvation, she thought up the idea of preying upon humans. As the years passed, she perfected her strategy of human hunting. She goes after men as she finds it easier to trick them and lure them to their deaths.

Luckily for Billy, Sarah come to his rescue, hijinks ensues, and the two barely escape the spacecraft before it explodes; w/ Aggie inside. As they catch their breath, Billy thanks Sarah for looking out for him and being a good friend. “No problem”, she says. They share a laugh and make their way back into town as what’s left of the ship burns up in the background.

The End

So remember kids, one’s ugliness isn’t always on the outside, but rather on the inside... or some sh*t like that, I’m sure there’s a moral here somewhere.

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Artist’s Note: An idea for joke here would be that Sarah thinks up a couple of theories (prior to the reveal) that 1.) she’s a werewolf, 2.) she’s a vampire or 3.) she’s just some crazy girl who kills guys.

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“Billy & Sarah”, belong to me (ArtMakerProductions)