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Published: 2015-02-02 00:20:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 1982; Favourites: 82; Downloads: 4
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Admin: Since it's so close to Valentine's Day, and also since I don't know what to do with Ollie and Francine, I decided I would create a little project for myself-- In which, I make Allen-Jones-dirty-pickup-lines-themed vday cards.This is only the first of many.
((Insert maniacal laughter here))
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((oh god thats the spirit tHE SPIRIT //runs away-))
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(( I'll look forward to reading these *laughed like a maniac* ))
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My saddle's... Waitin' ... Come and... Jump on it! Allen, want to sing or dance to Pony? (By Far)
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Allen: *raises an eyebrow* You serious?
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*says in very seductive and suggestive voice*- oh, I'm VERY serious...
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-or we could RACE~~~ ...if ya know what I mean~
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Admin: Glad you liked XD
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thanks XD)
Me: (hides blush from al)d-damnit
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Allen is the definition of perfeciton. Always. No exceptions.
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Admin: YES.
I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY. //high five
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Totally. :3
//high fives
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Allen: *blows kiss* You're hot, too.
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Why do pick up lines like these that would sound weird from others sound so perfect when he says them?
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Admin: Because Allen F. Jones is perfection XD
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Allen: Yeeah, I tend to di that to people.
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-blushes- s-stop it! >/////< no talking
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Admin: thanks! There's plenty more where that came from!
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*Dies from laughing*
Washington DC: Bro what?
2P!Washington DC: Bro no I will not-no never ride you are you crazy
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Allen: You say you don't want to ride me, but I bet you're lying.
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2p!DC: No I really don't I'm not lying at all so get that through you head
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Allen: Well, darlin', it's a lot different from riding a dragon.
//winks Want me to show you?
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The Dragoness was clearly confused at the offer. "Ah'...don't really understand but alright."
((No! Taylor! Dooon't! Your tender innocence will be corrupted by the sexy vegan!))
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Allen smirked. "Trust me, it'll be fun--"
"ALLEN!"
"Goddamnit, Mathieu.."
Mathieu glared at his younger brother, visibly disgusted.
"Were you just about to teach a dragon how to...!?"
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"Ah' don't even know what's happening!" She shouted, bringing her paws up to her feathered chest with a squeak.
((Fun fact, Taylor can indeed shift human but her magic is limited so her wings and horns are still visible during the shift.))
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((Admin: That's cool! 
Mathieu shook his head.
"I am terribly sorry about my brother... he tends to lose his head sometimes." he said, glaring at Allen.
Allen only grinned. "I lose my head, and I can just use my other one." He was completely shameless.
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"Wait is he talking about...Oh my god!" She looked rather shocked, her wings extending straight out behind her. "Humans Ah' swear..." Her feathers puffed up.
((I think you scarred my muse.))
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((Allen tends to have that effect on people))
"What?" Allen asked.
"You're sick, bro..." Mathieu said, shaking his head and walking out.
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((Tobadhe'soneofthesexier2P's...))
Taylor arched a brow, looking at Allen. "Awkward.." She shuffled her paws.
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Allen shrugged. "Not really. I mean, you are pretty sexy."
((Omg I know Allen is like my problematic fave))
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((Same. Just HNG!))
"Ah'm a dragoness though, how can a human find Reptilian Poultry attractive in any erotic way?" She asked, once again tilting her head.
((Taylor your big fancy words hurt. Stahp.))
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Allen blinked. "English. Please."
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"How can you find a Feathered Dragoness, something not of your species sexy?" She corrected.
((Aw, Taylor give him a chance he's trying there.))
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Allen smirked. "Love knows no evolutionary bounds." He inched closer to the dragoness.
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She squeaked, her wings arching behind her as her feathers puffed up along her body. "This is strange and wrong on so many levels! Wait! Wait, wait wait!" She quickly held up her front paws. "Watch this." In a puff of feathers there sat a girl, normal standing but on her head rested the horns that resembled that of her Dragoness form as well as her wings. "There! Now it's not as strange!"
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Allen raised his eyebrows and broke into a wide grin.
"You're right. It's even better this way."
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((Taylor! Quick change back and fly away!))
Taylor squeaked, her freckled facial features burning bright with blush.
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Allen laughed.
"Wow, you're adorable..." He leaned in close so that their faces were inches apart.
((Omg poor Taylor))
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She could feel the heat burn her face even more the closer he got. "Ah'..." She was at loss for words.
((Taylor breathe! OMG!))
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