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Published: 2013-04-05 14:28:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 680; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 2
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Description Ahaha!! I suppose I'll be in charge of condoms today, hmm?

Now don't forget you two:- Don't be silly, wrap your willy!

Take some durex and go have fun~

I'm making this so much more awkward for them, this is so entertaining~ >w>

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Ask-Lidia [2013-04-05 19:03:12 +0000 UTC]

The ad above the pic on my screen says get kids involved eve ))

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to Ask-Lidia [2013-04-05 19:51:11 +0000 UTC]

((Juxtaposition can be a strange thing sometimes. U3U ))

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HeavenandHellsTwins [2013-04-05 15:44:37 +0000 UTC]

Viscount decided he wanted to be a troll today XD either that or he was finally called in for work

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Veska3if [2013-04-05 14:52:38 +0000 UTC]

wow XD

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AskBlitz-and-Minty [2013-04-05 14:41:10 +0000 UTC]

THOSE BETTER BE GLOW IN THE DARK. BI.

(( OMG I LOVETHISYOUPERFECTHDJEJDJDJDIDANDILOVEYOURARTAMG ;w; ))

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to AskBlitz-and-Minty [2013-04-05 16:20:45 +0000 UTC]

Hmm.
Good thing for you they're small ones. >w>

((Eeep, I'm flattered! I love Blitz's design so much!
You are too kind, really!
Thank you so much! ; u ; ))

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AskBlitz-and-Minty In reply to Ask-TheViscount [2013-04-05 16:40:35 +0000 UTC]

*looks down* But I need big ones. .-. This is problematic.

(( You're welcome ;w; *hugs face* Now I shal arts chu in return ;w; ))

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to AskBlitz-and-Minty [2013-04-05 17:04:21 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I bet you do. >w>
W-wait, wait.
You're actually...considering...
I admire your dedication to your relationship, I must say. uwu;

((Nuu, nyy, you don't have to do that, dear~ I just wanted to surprise you both. ; w ;
Plus I LOVE this couple! >w< ))

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AskBlitz-and-Minty In reply to Ask-TheViscount [2013-04-05 18:49:25 +0000 UTC]

I will be forever faithful to my princess, sir. If that is what you are inquiring. But I will never force Mona into anything. Plus, I want to know her heart and soul before any sexual desires are aroused.~

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to AskBlitz-and-Minty [2013-04-05 19:40:57 +0000 UTC]

How charming.
It is nice to see true love still exists in the world.
I must congratulate you two. You are quite the interesting match~

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AskBlitz-and-Minty In reply to Ask-TheViscount [2013-04-05 21:22:16 +0000 UTC]

I must thank you for your kind words. And I must admit. You and princey boy make an ammusing pair as well.

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to AskBlitz-and-Minty [2013-04-06 18:36:12 +0000 UTC]


A-ah...
So we are known as a pair now?
*Brings his hand to his forehead* Good grief.
I thank you, of course, however...
I'm a little embarrassed. vnv

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AskBlitz-and-Minty In reply to Ask-TheViscount [2013-04-07 00:02:07 +0000 UTC]

Why be embarrassed, dude? Its just a relationship. If you like someone, you like them. Its not science. Its just fact.

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to AskBlitz-and-Minty [2013-04-08 08:58:24 +0000 UTC]


I don't even know how we came to be...
It just happened.
I don't really know HOW I feel entirely, but I'm with him now- and I can't change that. uvu

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AskBlitz-and-Minty In reply to Ask-TheViscount [2013-04-08 10:50:50 +0000 UTC]

That is very interesting indeed*sits down* Does he know about this?

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to AskBlitz-and-Minty [2013-04-08 11:51:59 +0000 UTC]

I have tried to explain this...
I mean...*Looks down*
I most certainly feel something for him. It's pleasant...yet feels sickly at some times. It's like a rumble in the chest- if you understand.
If this is what love is like... I never expected it to be like this.

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AskBlitz-and-Minty In reply to Ask-TheViscount [2013-04-08 13:07:23 +0000 UTC]

*smiles* It IS what love is. And its scary. Terrifying. You always fear you'll mess everything up. And you're always nervous around your partner. Is that how you feel, Viscount?

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to AskBlitz-and-Minty [2013-04-10 19:40:01 +0000 UTC]

More like I am scared what he will do to embarrass me next.
Sometimes I fear that I should say the wrong thing, but he is so dim and silly he never notices. uvu

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AskBlitz-and-Minty In reply to Ask-TheViscount [2013-04-10 20:57:49 +0000 UTC]

*laughs lightly* You're a very silly viscount, you know that? Don't be embarassed. Loving another is COMPLETELY normal and natural. Don't let anything get in your way of that.

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to AskBlitz-and-Minty [2013-04-10 22:01:20 +0000 UTC]

So...
This feeling is not a fault?
Is this what love is truly like? It's so embarrassing... but if you are saying it is natural, I suppose it is something I must grow accustomed to.
Thank you for explaining, but please tell nobody about our conversation- nobody! <^< = >^>

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AskBlitz-and-Minty In reply to Ask-TheViscount [2013-04-10 22:39:38 +0000 UTC]

*smiles softly* Don't worry, viscount. Your secret is safe with me. I am Blitz by the way.

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to AskBlitz-and-Minty [2013-04-12 19:18:00 +0000 UTC]

Blitz?
It's a pleasure to meet you- and I rarely say that to people.
*Slips his glove on and holds his hand out to shake Blitz's hand*
Please...I suppose you may call me Spite.

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AskBlitz-and-Minty In reply to Ask-TheViscount [2013-04-12 22:08:23 +0000 UTC]

*he gave a light smile as he tilted his head to one side* A pleasure indeed.

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to AskBlitz-and-Minty [2013-04-14 17:31:08 +0000 UTC]

Forgive me for being a little blunt earlier. Since you helped me a little there- would you care for a drink together? *He grumbled a little- embarrassed by actually GETTING ALONG with somebody*

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AskBlitz-and-Minty In reply to Ask-TheViscount [2013-04-14 18:15:44 +0000 UTC]

Blunt? Whatever do you mean?*He gave an innocent grin, as if he didn't know what the other male was talking about* Sure. I love a fine glass of wine on occasion. But uh.. When I do, be forewarned. It makes my hair ummn..... spark?

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to AskBlitz-and-Minty [2013-05-02 17:03:28 +0000 UTC]

*He sneered a little* But does everybody not require a spark in their life every so often?
Come now, I believe a glass of wine should allow us to unwind, yes?
*He began to walk, insisting that Blitz followed*

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AskBlitz-and-Minty In reply to Ask-TheViscount [2013-05-02 17:39:10 +0000 UTC]

I suppose so but.... Just... Try not to be close to the flames. They always tend to catch fire to things they hit. Ah ...Yes, that sounds wonderful. *smiles softly*

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AskVectorPrincess [2013-04-05 14:35:31 +0000 UTC]

omg
I love that phrase of his

perfect way to start off the day
thanks eue ))

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to AskVectorPrincess [2013-04-05 14:39:41 +0000 UTC]

((I am so glad I started your day off with some laughs, thank you very much! ; u ; ))

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Ask-TeaMitch [2013-04-05 14:31:56 +0000 UTC]

TP: ill ask mona if she can do anything more entertaining~

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Ask-Doll-Face [2013-04-05 14:31:41 +0000 UTC]

((No Durex, Trojan. C; lol ))

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to Ask-Doll-Face [2013-04-05 14:33:55 +0000 UTC]

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Ask-CondomCupid [2013-04-05 14:30:34 +0000 UTC]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU
DGSDJGKSDF
AMG

YOU ARE PERFECT!))

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-04-05 14:34:47 +0000 UTC]

((NUUU
YOU ARE PERFECT
FOR LETTING ME DRAW THIS
ASFHJKL
I LOVE YOU TOO ))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to Ask-TheViscount [2013-04-05 14:37:12 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS SO PERFECT I CANT EXPLAIN HOW HAPPY I AM! I'M IN CLASS SMILING LIKE A MORON BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE OF THIS. DGNJSKDGS))

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-04-05 14:40:24 +0000 UTC]

((YOU'RE IN CLASS?
I AM SORRY FOR DISTURBING YOU
BUT
I JUST HAD TO POST THIS, I AM SO SORRY
BUT
THANK YOU
; u ; ))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to Ask-TheViscount [2013-04-05 14:43:53 +0000 UTC]

DONT BE I LOVE THIS IT'S PERFECT
THANK
YOU

THANK YOU

THANK

YOU

DKSGJDGJ))

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-04-05 16:17:00 +0000 UTC]

((MY PLEASURE
I really enjoyed drawing her~ uwu ))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to Ask-TheViscount [2013-04-05 18:44:59 +0000 UTC]

kfgdcghcvhgv

doIhavepermissiontodrawViscount))

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-04-05 19:01:45 +0000 UTC]

((You may of course, but you don't have to dear, really! ; u ; ))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to Ask-TheViscount [2013-04-05 19:10:19 +0000 UTC]

Expect it randomly bebe<33))

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-04-05 19:38:56 +0000 UTC]

(( You're so kind, thank you so much! ; u ; ))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to Ask-TheViscount [2013-04-05 19:51:02 +0000 UTC]

Nonono, Thank you~<3))

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Ask-TheViscount In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-04-06 18:00:45 +0000 UTC]

((My pleasure~ uwu ))

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icecreamcadetJay [2013-04-05 14:29:10 +0000 UTC]

I laughed more than I should've at this XD

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