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*A strange young woman with a similar appearance to Frisk lays 500G on the table, looking flustered.*
"Umm... excuse me... I'm, uh, looking for my..." *She coughs nervously-* "Erm, my husband. He happens to be a Sans of another timeline, and I thought, it takes a Sans to know one, right? Have you seen him?"
(YES I KNOW CRINGE-WORTHY SANS X OC SHIP. It was in a roleplay, ok?!)
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i stole from 24 different monsters for this stuff answer me you sock
how would you respond if chara stabbed your brother and your ketchup
just to see your reaction
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*two small hands set down 500G
Brown eyed girl: um excuse me...
SeeGreen eyed girl: but we have a question....
B: we'd like to know...
SG: if you'd welcome us into your dimentions should we need to escape ours?
Both: *cute cat faces
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*slides 500g across the table* can i have a hug pls
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This question goes to underfell and underswap
Is there any form of relationship between you too? If so why and how?
Gives UT Sans 500 g
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This question goes to Underswap Sans. Β So, I am a pretty hyper kid when I eat candy. Β And I know that the same goes to you too. Β What would happen if we both eat a lolipop at the same time? Β Oh, and I almost forgot. Β -gives UT sans 500 g-
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To Underfell Sans:
Β Hey! Your brother really likes his sprite .
Β Want one for yourself? Β
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*is lugging a huge bag and sets it down, tossing 500g onto the counter*
Hey Underfell, could I interest you in some....
*holds up a chocolate bar*
cho-co-late~? *waggles eyebrows*
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*slams down 500g* hey Underfell sans if you had one choice, would you either kiss Underswap sans or kill your brother?
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*it rains 500 g worth of chocolate coins for each Sans*
Why, when you snore, does your font change from comic sans to... whatever that is?
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*tosses 500 g at the neutral sans who's frisk didnt kill anyone but didnt meet the requirments to get true pacifist* how do you feel about frisk not saving you just because they didnt hang out with anyone. did anyone think frisk would come back and try to get help or no
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*tries to bring a heavy sack of gold and falls over, then picks it up and puts gold on table* Who is the strongest sans here, and who would like a hotdog?
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*slides 500 g to pacifist sans* please send papyrus to talk to geno sans. no matter how bad you feel for him papyrus feels 10x worse because it is probably very hard to look at your own brother suffer for losing you rather then looking at another you suffer. please do this for me, your brother and geno sans
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.::Β It seems to be raining... chocolate coins?
'Ello, Sanses! Do you think your story will ever be continued in a sequel to the game?
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(Too all) *puts 500g worth of ketchup down* have you ever been addicted to a game so much it starts to interfere with real life?
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*puts 500g for each Sans and plush toys for the child ones* Okay~ If u're going to be stuck on desolated island and u can choose only one thing/human/monster/animal what/who it would be?
*puts more gold on the counter* and....can I have hug? From anyone? Pretty please...? *sad cat face*
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Throw in 500g on the counter. To all Sans, if you guys were to give gift's to your brother (Papyrus) what would you give~? >w<Β
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*Carefully places down the money* "Has Undertail Sans ever tried anything on Underswap Sans?"
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*throws 500g*
Heyyy undertail sans can you do something umm dirty to underfell sans?
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*gives 500 gold* hey sans, what is is that makes papyrus so cool
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-gives 501 gold-
P.Sans, who do you like out of all the Sans?
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my guess would be underswap. because he reminds him of papyrus the most
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*gives 700 g*
to all the sanses except genocide sans how are all your brothers doing as of late?
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-gives 600g-
P.Sans,can you go on a date with underfell Sans?
Oh well it will be funny :v
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-slides 500g across the table- Hey, I would like to see Underfell sans and Swappertale sans try to make cakes.
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-puts 500G in the shape of flowey on the table- Β
hay outertale sans, how do u get along with uf sans??
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*plops down the money* Do you guys have nicknames for each other or do you just shout Sans and hope the right one comes?
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*puts 500g on the table*underfell sans I want to know do you "like" underswap sans
p.s underswap sans your super cute π
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*puts 1000 gold* how would it look like if everyone swapped jackets/sweaters? I love to see how you all look xD
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*dumps another 1000 (500 cuz thats what i pay, 500 after agreeing with pacifist sans on a "having papyrus or someone else be asked fee") after a 3rd time visiting the tem shop of unlimited g* pacifist sans and underswap papyrus did you guys prank your brothers by just having them meet without ANY explanation or having any other sans/papyrus be in sight to ruin it and if so how funny was it when they just were sitting there trying to understand what is going on (ps i know its a pain to read but hey sans you can finally pay off all the debt you had got for the week) (small edit after accidently deleting: the question spam is just because i want to see comics of my ideas and besides im really bored 
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*dumps another 1000 (500 cuz thats what i pay, 500 after agreeing with pacifist sans on a "having papyrus or someone else be asked fee") after a 3rd time visiting the tem shop of unlimited g* pacifist sans and underswap papyrus did you guys prank your brothers by just having them meet without ANY explanation or having any other sans/papyrus be in sight to ruin it and if so how funny was it when they just were sitting there trying to understand what is going on (ps i know its a pain to read but hey sans you can finally pay off all the debt you had got for the week)
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*dumps 3000 gold on the table along with a huge list* i brought 1000 just because 500 is for the fact that this isnt just a question but a test and 500 because only 1 person is actually a sans. I ask p papyrus to make 12 plates full of spaghetti and i ask us papyrus and us sans to eat 2 of them (everyone gets 500 g) and i want to know who likes it and who doesn't. Who ever likes it gets seconds - tenth (keep the leftovers) and the one who doesn't keeps the extra 1000 (ps please keep p papyrus away from the room to not hurt the feelings of a precious cinnamon bun until the one who doesnt like it stomachs it down.) (edited: to simple it out for underswap papyrus since like sans you've fallen asleep at *dumps 3000 gold on the table* i want to know if pacifist papyrus's taste in spaghetti is just a thing that only a papyrus can enjoy or if its more of something to do with whatever us sans and pacifist papyrus has that regular sans and us papyrus doesnt have)
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*puts 500g for each sans's in the shape of their own papyrus's face* which papyrus is your favourite besides your own (since obviously all of you are gonna say "my brother") also neutral and genosans cant vote for pacifist papyrus and pacifist sans or genosans cant vote for neutral papyrus if the human didnt harm him "very sorry for your loss btw"
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*puts 500g on the table* To All Sanses, type James Dark Blue Wolf on google.Β
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*puts 500g on the table*
Sans why you so cute? >///<
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*Puts over 600G*
To Geno Sans: Did you know that Chara's actualy just possessing a nutral or pasifist frisk, so you've been murdering in innocent child this whole time?
(Also, i'm sorry i said this next to the Nutral/Pasifist Sans-es.)
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-put's 500G in the shape of sans' head on the table-
Hay swaptale sans how do u fell about u underfell sans (in a family way) p.s I love ur style of cloths
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*hands over 500g*Β
So How are you all doing?
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*tosses 500 G at UF!Sans face*
So, you and Underswap Sansy. Ya'll datin'? Cause if not⦠*leans in and smacks hands on table* LOCK IT UP DUDE LOCK IT UP! >_<
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I agree SANS LOCK IT UP
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*quietly places a bag of gold filled with 500G for each of the Sans' along with a letter signed with a paw print surrounded by nine fox tails* Hey, all sans, what are y'alls thoughts on an older female Frisk falling down into Undertale?
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-gives 500g-
To Comic Papyrus: how can you even be a fusion? Monster souls cant merge If I'm remembering it correctly, so how does it work?
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Hello! *gives a bag of 500g's* Did you know I made a AU Sans I feel absolutely not sorry for making him and here he is XDΒ nazo677.deviantart.com/art/Astβ¦
Astrid Sans: I can't believe you pulled me into this..
dont nut you want to meet other Sans?
Astrid Sans: Not when I'm a owl skeleton hybrid and I'm the size of a burrowing owl! *hides his face in a wing*
it can't be That bad!
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*After carefully placing the 500g down on the counter, and making sure that she didn't wake the sleeping skeleton, the short human walks away. She left behind a note that asks...*
Did any of you Sans get to know the six kids that fell before Frisk?
*There's a cat/dragon hybrid drawn on the bottom that stares up at you curiously.*
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*just gonna answer this if the other sanses dont get a chance
*well i didnt
*heh
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*Throws 500G at Underfell Sans*
*OKAY
*DUDE. WHY YOU SO ANGRY ALL DA TIME, HM. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM??
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*Sans throws 500G at you.
*UF SANS
*WHERES MY HOODIE?
*IF YOU DONT GIVE IT BACK
*y o u ' r e
*g o n n a h a v e
*a b a d t i m e.
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He
Will
Have
A
Bad
Time
Alright
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*Sans forks over 500G.
*so
*underswap sans
*are you still strutting around like you're a celebrity?
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*give you 2,500 g* I have 5 questions...
*put a paper that fall to my feets* *clear my throat*
Dare to talk Underfell Sans and I will break ur neck. *smile with joy*
Okay...
1. Why so violent all the time UnderfellΒ Sans?
2. Does Frisk have done something to be a sweetheart? This include for all SansΒ *wink* *wink*
3. ...
*cough hard*
When... *cough* you guys gonna *cough *cough* *cough*Β who willΒ maaaa- *cough* rried.... Frisk? *cough harder* *then smile like if nothing happen*
4. WHEN WE WILL SEE UNDERFELL SANS HAVE A PINK TUTU?! *laugh so hard* *throw away the long paper and run away before UnderfallΒ Sans murder me*
5. My next question is that...
WHY YOU BLUSH SO MUCH WHEN FRISK IS AROUND?! YOU HAVE SUCH A DIRTY MINDS SANS'SES! *laugh evilly and run away again because she knew that allΒ Sans teleported to destroy her*
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