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AsterUchiha — Pantsing Sasuke
Published: 2009-01-24 01:52:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 7325; Favourites: 52; Downloads: 4696
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lol I was bored in Bio... and then I remembered a conversation between me and my dad... involving one of my now... THREE Sasuke figures... Isn't that a scary number?Anyway... A new set of action figures came out a little while back, and I was bent on getting Itachi... First time, I bought two figures- at 11.99 each I might add- held my breath and opened them. It was Naruto and Sasuke(with a shirt). There were two Sasukes in the set. Just my luck. But I didn't throw a fit cuz at least he had his clothes on...
So, later I go back, get ready to buy two more... My genius father talks me into buying a third with a bets that his is Itachi. If it is, he says, I have to buy him lunch. So not cool. We get out, I open his. Kakashi. Damn. Nothing wrong with Kakashi, but he's not my guy, sorry. So I gave that to him. Next I open up a half-naked Sasuke. Everybody gets their laughs and I'm losing it. By this point, I have the entire set, BUT Itachi, and one more to open.
Fingers crossed, I tore the box and there he was!
I got home, put all but Kakashi up on display. Even though I don't like Sasuke, or even Naruto that much, I paid 12 bucks for them each. They're going on display, deal with it. My mom walks in, takes a look. 'Look, you got a naked Sasuke!' ...of all the things that she could say... naked Sasuke.... Oh lordy... Save me.
Later, my dad and I are talking next to my little set up. He pulls stripper Sasu down, comments on how you can see down his pants, and then says he has none... My answer- oh of course he doesn't have one! This is Sasuke, you know!! lol
The whole thing would have been over, but I remembered it in Biology and drew a comic out of boredom... Enjoy.
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Comments: 34
My Itachi-plushie doesm't have one either... and he's completely naked under his Akatsuki cloak.
And mu little Dei-plushie wears a PURPLE outfit under his cloak
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lol All my Itachi's have pants... 
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he does too have one!! D:= meany!! ima fav it anyway
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aw... well his action figure doesn't... lol
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lol 
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I dropped that fandom three episodes in... literally... Still, I guess an anti-fandom is still some kind of twisted fandom... I seem to have some fixation with all things Uchiha... lol
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lol, so in other words you dropped that fandom when he kissed naruto
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haha.. naw... I actualy still kinda liked him... I laughed pretty hard at that scene, and when he's all 'damn Naruto!'- that was the first time I heard and immediately recognized something in Japanese... 
It was right around the time they set off for the land of the waves that I lost interest... 
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lol that was funny, im like "WTF!! naruto stop kissing sasuke!!"
You know whatd be funny? if they made naruto and sasuke a couple in the manga, i mean thats all naruto can think about, sasuke, sasuke, and sasuke, and misashi even put yaoi in the manga!!!! im like: "ACK!! He's a yaoi fanboy", when i saw that....
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I keep hearing that Mamashi Kishimoto in an interview said he wants to pair them in the manga at the end... I don't know how true that is...
If that happens I'll be pissed! He killed ALL the characters I liked, and now he goes all yaoi crap on me? Dammit! Just my luck... =_= lol
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oh woohooo!!! :icondweebdance: go yaoi!! (sasunaru is actually good) wait.... he killed all the characters?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*hopes that kakashi isnt dead* please please misashi!!! Why did you do this to me?? wait literally ALL?
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I don't want to spoil it for you! 
Ne, MadaraXitachi is nice... So is ItachiXShisui... Besides that... yaoi bores me. 
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aaw, guess i'll just have to reads it....
yaoi bores me too, unless its a good pair, like sasunaru but NOT leexgai
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I dunno... SasuNaru makes a lot of sense... but I just don't see Naruto that way I guess... *shrug* I'll stick to my meager Itachi yaoi.
It's hard to find either of those pairings... The MadaraXItachi ones don't make a lot of sense most of time... and ItachiXShisui is hardly ever written... And then when they do they write crappy rape fics.
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what you say is oh so true... but who the hell is shisui?!!
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Shisui, from what I can gather, was Itachi's cousin... He was also his best friend, and the person Itachi killed to get his mangekyou sharingan... Madara later says Itachi killed his lover... Hmmm.... So... Where does that appear to go? lol
Nyuu! That pairing, that pairing! *slapped by Itachi plushie* No. She can write her own porn, don't do it.
lol
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ooooooooooohhhh ok i get it but when does madara say itachi killed his "lover"
OMG!! If sasuke heard him say that he'll be like: OMG!! Itachi's Gay?! *dies from laughter*
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Some translatoins say lover, others read girlfriend... From my understanding (second hand of course) the words Madara used in the raw didn't give any gender to Itachi's counterpart... leaving it open to intrepretation... lol
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ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... i get it.................. but still, sasuke would laugh his ass off if ita was gay
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Maybe... maybeee.... Or they would see eye to eye and sit and rate guys on Bay Watch. lol
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lol maybe.... maybeeeeee... in that case ima join them!
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Ken has a smooth bulge... Sdasuke doesn't even get that. Seriously, Come over and I can show you. lol
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ooh lala. Perhaps it is something I need to see.
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How do you know what i do to my plush dolld >_> XDD
How else would i know dei's bocxers were blue XDDD
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Itachi doesn't wear boxers... he wears pink panties with white lace.
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xDD
i havent gotten an itachi doll yet T-T
i hve a tamaki from ouran, kyo from fruits basket, naruto, gaara, 2 different sasori's, oro, deidara, sasuke.
Sasori mini and dei have blue boxers
sasukes i forgot to check!
oro,kyo and tama i cant check
and naru gaara and big sasori have nothing xDD
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