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Published: 2014-06-27 23:16:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 3134; Favourites: 102; Downloads: 0
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LETS GO



edit: updated his app art sobs
EDIT: LAST REVAMP OMG--
(old art here & here )


pick up line: “I think you're egg-cellent!!”
fertilize my egg



name: Egg                          birthday: May 3
bread: White                       age: 17
topping: Egg                       height: 165cm (5'5")
voice: click!                          gender: Male


what you look for in your fellow bread:
✿ Breakfast breads make him weak. (Although he’s pretty much okay with everyone else!)
✿ Breads that will TAKE CHARGE in bread.
♡likes:
cocks (the chickens lmAO WHAT DID U THINK )
mornings
plastic grocery bags
soft things
birds
napping
"learning"
♡ vegemite-kun, lettuce-hime-san-kun, pb-kun ♡
✧dislikes:
breaking things
cold weather
hard things egg-cept for breadsticks wink wink
difficult things

personality:
Being an egg, he’s quite delicate both physically and mentally. It also makes him quite lazy and relaxed, though that doesn't mean he won’t try his best in forming relationships! Though he might come off as blunt and boring (which he is anyway), he’s still secretly very kind and tries his best, because that’s what being an egg does to you. However, being kind takes up a lot of effort, so most of the time he'd rather come off as rude rather than take the extra mile. If you get close enough to him, perhaps he'll be kinder to you, and maybe talk a little more. A boy of little words, he tends to express himself quite vividly through his face and actions, not being afraid of letting out the frequent "disgusted look." Despite this, he's not the type to judge breads harshly. Actually, he probably acts this way to hide his dumb emotions (although it doesn't exactly work). Although he's not heavily reliant on breads, he might come off as needy if he really wants to. Despite how he acts, he's secretly quite childish, being heavily attracted to toys, stuffed animals and cute things. If he becomes too overwhelmed, he'll accidentally become extremely loving towards the cute thing. Not that he'd ever admit it though. Anyway, he’s kind of weird. But that might just be because he’s an egg.

additional info:
✿ Somewhat accident prone - he tends to accidentally break things. Be careful around him.
✿ He wears glasses - he’s usually too shy to wear them though because they make his eyes look really big. Farsighted. 
✿ Not lewd.
✿ His hair fades from blond to white & he also has a braid on the left side.
✿ Violent sleeper - HE WILL PUNCH, KICK, HEADBUTT, ETC. YOU IN HIS SLEEP (HE MIGHT NOT DO MUCH WHEN HE'S AWAKE BUT DON'T BE FOOLED)
✿ Probably a masochist lmao DONT KNOW UNTIL U TRY

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Comments: 48

AthenaRaine [2014-07-19 01:32:23 +0000 UTC]

Wow the feet look really good ^-^

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b0uquet In reply to AthenaRaine [2014-07-19 02:11:04 +0000 UTC]

ooooooh thank you!!!!

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AthenaRaine In reply to b0uquet [2014-07-19 02:30:39 +0000 UTC]

No problem! Mine always look like mutated seahorses xD

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LightningEffect [2014-07-06 23:11:33 +0000 UTC]

HELLA BISHIE EGG-KUN-
WHERE DID ALL THE SHOTA GO OMFG
HES A LITTLE PRINCE NOW //SWOONS

YOU CAN BOIL MY EGG ANYDAY //WINKWONK


choKES-

that crossed out pickup line- omfg

Pb-kun: Egg-kun- can I braid your hair sometime? //sparkles

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b0uquet In reply to LightningEffect [2014-07-06 23:39:46 +0000 UTC]

lksJFKLDJ MY LITTLE BOY GREW UP
HE'S GROWING UP SO FAST (':

SFKSJDKFSDFKDSF SCREECH

Egg-kun: Yes, of course, PB-kun. Please be gentle.

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LightningEffect In reply to b0uquet [2014-07-06 23:41:37 +0000 UTC]

YES HE IS- CRIES NEXT THING WE KNOW
HE'LL BE A FULL BLOWN BISHIE AND THEN A BIG BUFF
BARA MAN-

//COVERS YOUR MOUTH WITH BREAD SHHH YOULL WAKE THE SLICES-

Pb-kun: I'll try, but I make no promises.

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b0uquet In reply to LightningEffect [2014-07-06 23:55:20 +0000 UTC]

egg-kun: 

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LightningEffect In reply to b0uquet [2014-07-07 00:06:27 +0000 UTC]

Pb-kun:

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Shrimpoop [2014-07-06 23:10:52 +0000 UTC]

EGGY-BB !! djhjhfjfj//holds himm!! * A * 

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b0uquet In reply to Shrimpoop [2014-07-06 23:38:01 +0000 UTC]

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pysanka [2014-07-02 01:19:44 +0000 UTC]

H-his morning dance AAAA What a cutie patootie! Q A Q Even his behavior towards poor Vegemite omG mome nt of silence for Vegemite/////

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b0uquet In reply to pysanka [2014-07-02 01:22:22 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAA THAN KYOU OMG!!!!!!!!  

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BayneezOne [2014-06-29 10:45:08 +0000 UTC]

SOOO CUUUTEEE HNNGG

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b0uquet In reply to BayneezOne [2014-06-29 15:16:32 +0000 UTC]

SDKLFSDJFLSDJ THANK YOUUUUUUU
NUTELLA-KUN IS S O CUTE TOO O MG

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R-GIE [2014-06-28 14:06:44 +0000 UTC]

//gasp
cutie alert  (///◉‿◉)

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b0uquet In reply to R-GIE [2014-06-28 15:36:20 +0000 UTC]

aslkdfjsdl THANK YOU

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Einhornprinz [2014-06-28 11:06:24 +0000 UTC]

AWWW ;v; the cutie!! asdfghjkl

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b0uquet In reply to Einhornprinz [2014-06-28 15:36:43 +0000 UTC]

aaaaaa thank you!!!!!!

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Heikky [2014-06-28 07:00:24 +0000 UTC]

He's the most precious thing on the planeeeeeeet   Dear god! And that little chick! What's the chick's name?

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b0uquet In reply to Heikky [2014-06-28 07:01:35 +0000 UTC]

aaaaaaa wowowow thank you!!!!!!
aaa the chick doesn't have a name yet!! maybe i'll come up with one soon!!!!

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Heikky In reply to b0uquet [2014-06-28 07:16:36 +0000 UTC]

Ah! I was staring at him and.... Is... Is that a piece of butter taped to his knee? 

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b0uquet In reply to Heikky [2014-06-28 07:23:44 +0000 UTC]

aaaa its actually a reALLY THICK BANDAID AHAHAH
I'VE BEEN STARING AT IT FOR A WHILE TOO -- it reminds me of tamago sushi ...
(although i guess that's okay bc he'S AN EGG ANYWAY///)

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Heikky In reply to b0uquet [2014-06-28 07:34:55 +0000 UTC]

Ahh i thought it was just a bandaid. Tamago sushi tho lol.
Having tamago nigiri taped to you knee can prove really useful if you want a snack ( cannibalism ?) It will surely start a fashion trend. I can already see handsome men with lettuce on their legs.

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b0uquet In reply to Heikky [2014-06-28 15:35:31 +0000 UTC]

tHAT IS CANNIBALISM HAHAHAHA
and im imagining men with lettuce leg hair o mg?????????

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Heikky In reply to b0uquet [2014-06-28 19:05:23 +0000 UTC]

How would you even SHAVE that??? Like, with a kitchen knife? I... I have to stop this is getting too far.

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b0uquet In reply to Heikky [2014-06-28 21:24:32 +0000 UTC]

who knows...............
but HEY - FREE SALAD 24/7

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milqo [2014-06-28 06:23:13 +0000 UTC]

"egg-cept vegemite-kun" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHA
I LOVE EGG KUN HE IS THE CUTEST OMG I WANNA SMOOCH HIS BOO BOO'S

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b0uquet In reply to milqo [2014-06-28 06:40:14 +0000 UTC]

SADFSDFLSDF NO VEGEMITE KUN IS THE CUTES T 
SSSSDDS THANK YOU OM G

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taeeee [2014-06-28 05:15:07 +0000 UTC]

huhuehue ///omg such cutie ///
b0u bby ur bby are precious omg///////
i wish i could join huhuhu im so in active and dont know how to rp /// plusss i think i'd never finish an app //sobb

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b0uquet In reply to taeeee [2014-06-28 06:08:03 +0000 UTC]

aaaaaaaa thank you taeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
awwwwww i wish you could join but it's understandable!!!! ♥ ♥

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taeeee In reply to b0uquet [2014-06-29 15:36:21 +0000 UTC]

but i think i could try////
///its no lost lol

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Agetian [2014-06-28 02:43:14 +0000 UTC]

Awwww really lovely!

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b0uquet In reply to Agetian [2014-06-28 02:51:16 +0000 UTC]

thank you!!!

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Agetian In reply to b0uquet [2014-06-28 17:21:07 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome, dear friend!

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LightningEffect [2014-06-28 01:45:37 +0000 UTC]

omg that morning gif- 
and hello egg-kun cutie pie-
gdi, both babies so far are
way too cute to handle

Peanut Butter-kun: Dont worry Egg-kun. No need to get jealous- I'll make a sandwich with you if you want   

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b0uquet In reply to LightningEffect [2014-06-28 01:48:33 +0000 UTC]

sdlfsaldkfjs aaaaaa thank you light!!!!!!!!!

Egg-kun: ///////////////

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LightningEffect In reply to b0uquet [2014-06-28 02:27:18 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome bou <3

Egg-kun shouldnt be jelly-
or he'll end up becoming a hard boiled egg choke

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bo-en [2014-06-27 23:53:13 +0000 UTC]

ahhhh what a cutie ; u ;
eggymite rivalry?!

hshsjiwanttojoin

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b0uquet In reply to bo-en [2014-06-27 23:55:39 +0000 UTC]

eeeeee thank you!!!!
(aaa no egg just think vegemite is gross ahahaa... )

YOU SHOULD JOIN US!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bo-en In reply to b0uquet [2014-06-28 00:05:07 +0000 UTC]

no probs no probs
ahhh i shall! i'll apply as soon as i come up with a design!

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b0uquet In reply to bo-en [2014-06-28 00:14:14 +0000 UTC]

aaaaaa yaaaaayy!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR BREAD CHILD!!!!!!!!

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bo-en In reply to b0uquet [2014-06-29 12:22:37 +0000 UTC]

JUST FINISHED MY APP bo-en.deviantart.com/art/LOVE-… yeyeye

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b0uquet In reply to bo-en [2014-06-29 14:56:31 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA //comments morE LOVE ON YOUR APP

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sangchu [2014-06-27 23:41:04 +0000 UTC]

wow cutie oc and cutie group ; o ; <3
i wanna join too omg ;; 

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b0uquet In reply to sangchu [2014-06-27 23:42:58 +0000 UTC]

aaaaaaaaaaa thank yoouu!!!
aaaaaaa yOU SHOULD JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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playgoh [2014-06-27 23:18:52 +0000 UTC]

sooo cute!
i want to join so bad but omlksdj;

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b0uquet In reply to playgoh [2014-06-27 23:21:30 +0000 UTC]

sdlkfjaldsjf tHANK YOU!!!!!!
whispers// jOIN US............

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playgoh In reply to b0uquet [2014-06-28 00:18:36 +0000 UTC]

aaah no problem! I'm always a sucker for the colors you use haha
pFFFT TRYIN HARD NOT TO BUT OH WELL

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